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RedZee · December 2011

What are you doing on The Bump? Don't you have a slutty dance routine to be choreographing?

MarSamWhitney · December 2011

Or she better be sleeping after working 48 hours in 3 days!! jeez!

RedZee · December 2011

Sleep shmeep. She needs to get that baby ready to preach education.

bethyla · December 2011

RedZee:
What are you doing on The Bump? Don't you have a slutty dance routine to be choreographing?

Wait, is she seriously going to be a stage mom?

Kidding. Totally kidding.

MarSamWhitney · December 2011

bethyla:

RedZee:
What are you doing on The Bump? Don't you have a slutty dance routine to be choreographing?

Wait, is she seriously going to be a stage mom?

Kidding. Totally kidding.

I have my suspicions that she is just crazy enough to do it.

RosieBcheeks98 · December 2011

MarSamWhitney:
bethyla:

RedZee:
What are you doing on The Bump? Don't you have a slutty dance routine to be choreographing?

Wait, is she seriously going to be a stage mom?

Kidding. Totally kidding.

I have my suspicions that she is just crazy enough to do it.

I think she signed up for a mommy/daughter beauty pagent.

MarSamWhitney · December 2011

RosieBcheeks98:
MarSamWhitney:
bethyla:

RedZee:
What are you doing on The Bump? Don't you have a slutty dance routine to be choreographing?

Wait, is she seriously going to be a stage mom?

Kidding. Totally kidding.

I have my suspicions that she is just crazy enough to do it.

I think she signed up for a mommy/daughter beauty pagent.

I heard that too. I also heard she is being sponsered by diva cup.

RedZee · December 2011

MarSamWhitney:

I heard that too. I also heard she is being sponsered by diva cup.

LOL!

ffejsGirl · December 2011

I told my coworker about the pageant coming up here and she was ALL about it. She's like oh just for fun. Umm no I'm not putting my kid up to be judged against your kid. Pretty sure she thinks her LO is cuter than Em. I won't say either way because I'm obviously biased BUT her daughter has a rat tail (not kidding) so I'll let you judge.

She looked up the cost $150! and the top prize for their age division was a bicycle that they need at least 4 more years to be able to ride.

I'm not a crazy stage mom.

I have been sleeping all day.

RedZee · December 2011

ffejsGirl:

I told my coworker about the pageant coming up here and she was ALL about it. She's like oh just for fun. Umm no I'm not putting my kid up to be judged against your kid. Pretty sure she thinks her LO is cuter than Em. I won't say either way because I'm obviously biased BUT her daughter has a rat tail (not kidding) so I'll let you judge.

She looked up the cost $150! and the top prize for their age division was a bicycle that they need at least 4 more years to be able to ride.

I'm not a crazy stage mom.

I have been sleeping all day.

What?! After we came up with all those names and really terrific ideas - like spray tanning your 1 year old? I am so disappointed! I don't want all your research to go to waste - maybe I'll have my LO start being an inspiration to peace, love and education.

And it's weird that your co-worker was excited to have your kids compete against each other.

SweetHurricane · December 2011

ffejsGirl:

I told my coworker about the pageant coming up here and she was ALL about it. She's like oh just for fun. Umm no I'm not putting my kid up to be judged against your kid. Pretty sure she thinks her LO is cuter than Em. I won't say either way because I'm obviously biased BUT her daughter has a rat tail (not kidding) so I'll let you judge.

She looked up the cost $150! and the top prize for their age division was a bicycle that they need at least 4 more years to be able to ride.

I'm not a crazy stage mom.

I have been sleeping all day.

This always confuses me when I watch the show. They spend $1,000 on the dress. Then they FLY somewhere, get a hotel, bring a hair stylist with them. And the grand prize is $500. Huh? What the eff is the point?

Doodle2011 · December 2011

Shiloh had a rat tail for the first 5 months of her life. I finally cut it off because I felt like she would hate me later in life if I didn't. I kept it though (bwwwahaha)

ffejsGirl · December 2011

RedZee:
ffejsGirl:

I told my coworker about the pageant coming up here and she was ALL about it. She's like oh just for fun. Umm no I'm not putting my kid up to be judged against your kid. Pretty sure she thinks her LO is cuter than Em. I won't say either way because I'm obviously biased BUT her daughter has a rat tail (not kidding) so I'll let you judge.

She looked up the cost $150! and the top prize for their age division was a bicycle that they need at least 4 more years to be able to ride.

I'm not a crazy stage mom.

I have been sleeping all day.

The quest to make Aymahlee a STAR is still totally on. I just don't consider myself a crazy stage mom. I'm just a loving mother that wants to see my above average talented beautiful 11 month old get what's due to her (lots of cash prizes, crowns and trophies)

What?! After we came up with all those names and really terrific ideas - like spray tanning your 1 year old? I am so disappointed! I don't want all your research to go to waste - maybe I'll have my LO start being an inspiration to peace, love and education.

And it's weird that your co-worker was excited to have your kids compete against each other.

ffejsGirl · December 2011

SweetHurricane:
ffejsGirl:

I told my coworker about the pageant coming up here and she was ALL about it. She's like oh just for fun. Umm no I'm not putting my kid up to be judged against your kid. Pretty sure she thinks her LO is cuter than Em. I won't say either way because I'm obviously biased BUT her daughter has a rat tail (not kidding) so I'll let you judge.

She looked up the cost $150! and the top prize for their age division was a bicycle that they need at least 4 more years to be able to ride.

I'm not a crazy stage mom.

I have been sleeping all day.

This always confuses me when I watch the show. They spend $1,000 on the dress. Then they FLY somewhere, get a hotel, bring a hair stylist with them. And the grand prize is $500. Huh? What the eff is the point?

I'm pretty sure that the point to those parents is validation that their ugliness did actually create a cute child. Also they think that pageant exposure will lead to modeling and television gigs, a la Eden Wood (if you don't recognize the name, time to hit up google girls and be wowed) haha

ffejsGirl · December 2011

Doodle2011:
Shiloh had a rat tail for the first 5 months of her life. I finally cut it off because I felt like she would hate me later in life if I didn't. I kept it though (bwwwahaha)

Hahah I love it!

Aiden had a mullet until he was 14 months and my family pressured me to cut it. FTR I thought his baby curls were adorable, but looking back it definitely looked like a mullet.

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