TMI Tuesday...

michaelaskedlauren · December 2011

....because its never too early to talk about bodily functions, etc

Here are mine:

1) While showering at the gym Sunday I noticed for the past several weeks I have missed the same line of hair on the back of my calf. Its like my leg has a mohawk.

2) During foreplay DH and I were joking around about giving me a perenial massage. I was hysterical laughing so I have a feeling its not going to be a part of our regular baby-prep.

anewmrsS · December 2011

michaelaskedlauren:
....because its never too early to talk about bodily functions, etc

Here are mine:

1) While showering at the gym Sunday I noticed for the past several weeks I have missed the same line of hair on the back of my calf. Its like my leg has a mohawk.

2) During foreplay DH and I were joking around about giving me a perenial massage. I was hysterical laughing so I have a feeling its not going to be a part of our regular baby-prep.

Made me LOL!

MrsKujawski · December 2011

OK mine are:

1. This kids head is so low, I feel like he's using my vagina as a periscope to see whats up.

2. I managed to clip my toe nails, but the paint from months ago is still on and they look nasty but I can't reach enough to paint them and I'm too lazy to go get a pedicure.

3. The hemoroids are so bad right now, it hurts to fart.

4. My vagina feels like a swamp, even when I use a panty liner.

I feel like a dirty girl...

Lhand11 · December 2011

1. I have an unending supply of juicy boogers. Don't know if that is pregnancy related or not, but it definitely started after I got pregnant. I can fill up 5 tissues in one sitting and still have more.

2. When the baby's feet are in my ribs, I have a hard time cleaning myself after I go to the bathroom. I feel like I need to get creative about how to reach both front and back...

pcrock92 · December 2011

MrsKujawski:
OK mine are:
1. This kids head is so low, I feel like he's using my vagina as a periscope to see whats up.
2. I managed to clip my toe nails, but the paint from months ago is still on and they look nasty but I can't reach enough to paint them and I'm too lazy to go get a pedicure.
3. The hemoroids are so bad right now, it hurts to fart.
4. My vagina feels like a swamp, even when I use a panty liner.
I feel like a dirty girl...

These made me laugh! And #2 is me.. my SO keeps complaining about it because he has kind if a foot obsession and is always nagging at me to "fix my crusty feet" even though they're not crusty, the paint is just extremely chipped! I think I'm gonna try to make it to the salon before the end of the week, though. I'm also having horrible swamp crotch.. its swollen and just gross.

pcrock92 · December 2011

MrsKujawski:
OK mine are:
1. This kids head is so low, I feel like he's using my vagina as a periscope to see whats up.
2. I managed to clip my toe nails, but the paint from months ago is still on and they look nasty but I can't reach enough to paint them and I'm too lazy to go get a pedicure.
3. The hemoroids are so bad right now, it hurts to fart.
4. My vagina feels like a swamp, even when I use a panty liner.
I feel like a dirty girl...

These made me laugh! And #2 is me.. my SO keeps complaining about it because he has kind if a foot obsession and is always nagging at me to "fix my crusty feet" even though they're not crusty, the paint is just extremely chipped! I think I'm gonna try to make it to the salon before the end of the week, though. I'm also having horrible swamp crotch.. its swollen and just gross.

bigbear · December 2011

Let's see:

I pooped 3 times yesterday and now I have hemis. My farts are terribly stinky and DH said that I breathe so lound and snore even louder. Said that he never thought such big noise could come from such a tiny person. And yes, my toenails are ridiculous.