August 2011 Moms

Insomniacs Come In!

Just wondering what floats in your heads while you're up for non-baby-related reasons during the middle of the night?

Last night I was obssessing over breast milk. Specifically, I had been reading about how the body produces milk which got me to thinking...is breast milk comparable to say, blood or semen, in the respect that to some extent it could be tested for DNA? I didn't stop to Google it but I got to thinking that since it is basically custom made (to the point where babies supposedly recognize their own mother's, that is) then surely there must be some sort of identifying component, right? 

All this to say, I need to get a life AND learn to sleep train myself! Anybody else hypothesizing or analyzing weird crap? 

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Re: Insomniacs Come In!

  • Me.. sometimes I have the hardest time getting back to sleep.  I just end up Google-ing random things that come into my head until I get tired enough.
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  • last night, all i could think about was the song Viva La Vida. i don't know why, but i was obsessed with remembering all the lyrics to it. i kept forgetting a verse and it was driving me mad.

     

    well, being awake at 4am while the baby was sleeping was driving me mad...!

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  • Yes, your BM would link you to a crime you committed if you happened to leak BM all over the crime scene.

    It'd be best to resume your criminal activities after you're done lactating.  HTH!!

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  • imageJaysonandKristin:

    Yes, your BM would link you to a crime you committed if you happened to leak BM all over the crime scene.

    It'd be best to resume your criminal activities after you're done lactating.  HTH!!

    ;P 

    This made my morning! 

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