March 2012 Moms

Sex poll

TMI for some I am sure, but lets hear it....

If you aren't having sex, are you doing other things? (Oral, Anal, Ear?)*

Do you help your man out?  

If you aren't doing anything sexually right now, have you given him the go ahead to watch porn?  

 

*5 points to whomever can guess the reference to ear sex 

Re: Sex poll

  • We are still having sex, but he doesn't finish because he's afraid of hurting me...or LO. I'm not sure. So I'll finish him off with oral.

    Ear? That sounds familiar, I just can't place it...

  • Seriously? "the go ahead to watch porn"

    Im not even sure how to respond. If we arent having sex I can assure you Im not going to take the time to make sure he's getting off. He's a big boy. He's got a left hand and can borrow my lotion any time. 

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  • We are averaging once a week now usually Saturday lol! I feel so guilty but I fall asleep so early at night after work :(
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  • Poor kid's getting no action in any form. I'm on pelvic rest so we both suffer - ha!.  If I was not, I would be all over him..I'm ridiculously horny - which I'm sure is because I cant have it!

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  • We are having regular old vagina/peen sex about 1-2 per week. (He asks for anal constantly, but the answer is always a HELL no lol). The positions are getting harder to come by though, I like missionary but the bump is getting in the way a bit now. I had a dream he was squishing the baby really bad last night and I was super worried lol.

     No, he doesn't need much help lol. We usually start with some oral for lube purposes, but thats it.

    I have been telling him to handle his own business more, but he just complains about it. You'd think he LOVE the go ahead to watch porn more, but nooo he just says he wants "real sex". Sigh...I'm just not into it these days. I'd be fine only doing it once or twice a month at this point.

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  • We have really slowed down. Maybe once a week we'll participate in sex or oral. But I agree with PP who said he is more than welcome to take care of his own needs. I don't need to be involved with that.
  • We are still doing it semi regularly, when I'm feeling up to it. It helps he surprised me with a few really cute pieces of lingerie that make me feel really feminine and sexy

    I help him out when I'm not feeling like it, either suggestively talking him through it, or a little HJ

    DH knows he's always got the go ahead to watch porn, but he feels like its disrespectful to watch it. But I had a boudoir book made for him after our wedding that has about 20 suggestive and full on naked shots of me that he enjoys on the regular 

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    Family Guy! 

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  • Hm..I give him oral to get him going, cuz he hasn't been feeling very into sex lately. I haven't helped him out in a while, but he hasn't helped himself out either. And he has the go ahead to watch porn or whatever he wants but he doesn't, it really doesn't do that much for him.
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    Family Guy! 

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    Lovesssss me some Family Guy! :) 

    Dh always asks "can I stick it in your, ear? just for a second" and I'm always like "your so fvcking gross sometimes! Why would I want your rubber cement in my ear???"

     

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    We are having regular old vagina/peen sex about 1-2 per week. (He asks for anal constantly, but the answer is always a HELL no lol). The positions are getting harder to come by though, I like missionary but the bump is getting in the way a bit now. I had a dream he was squishing the baby really bad last night and I was super worried lol.

     No, he doesn't need much help lol. We usually start with some oral for lube purposes, but thats it.

    I have been telling him to handle his own business more, but he just complains about it. You'd think he LOVE the go ahead to watch porn more, but nooo he just says he wants "real sex". Sigh...I'm just not into it these days. I'd be fine only doing it once or twice a month at this point.

    OMG, our husbands really are alike!  Mine does that ALL the time!  He'll be like "Guess what night it is?  Butt sex Wednesday!"  And I'm always like, sorry, nope. 

    We're definitely having less sex.  Maybe 2-4 times a week.  I feel bad, but I'm exhausted!  He's being really awesome about it, though.  I have no idea how much he's helping himself out, but if I don't feel like having sex, he doesn't ask for anything else.  I've offered to help him out or for a quickie even though I wasn't super horny and he doesn't go for it.

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  • I try to make sure i give him sex atleast once a weekend.. but i feel so unsexy i just havent felt up to it.. i gave him to ok to watch porn.. but he would much rather have me
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  • We have regular sex about once a week right now... maybe every other week.  I am so uncomfortable laying down or from behind and I think he is a little weirded out that there is a baby there.  As for other forms- sure, we do oral occasionally, but anal?!  no thanks.... not pregnant it's a no no no and pregnant it's a ARE YOU CRAZY?  I think I've already got enough 'issues' down there from pregnancy and I definately don't want anything else going on there!
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    Hahaha DH loves family guy and he's always joking when I'm not in the mood or too tired "how 'bout just a little ear then?"

    Like PPs, he's always got the go ahead to watch whatever he wants and do whatever he wants, and I know he's been taking care of things in the mornings lately, which I'm happy about because he doesn't wake me up and I don't feel all pregnant-sex-awkward. 

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  • I guess I'm in the minority here (at least of people who have replied) ... my DH does not watch porn... or help himself.  If we aren't doing it, we both aren't getting any.
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  • We're having sex about 2-3 times a week.  No usually much else, unless I'm feeling extra frisky.  It's getting interesting trying to find new positions to accommodate the ever growing bump I have now!  As for helping himself out--he doesn't.  He knows he can, but I think he respects me enough to wait until I'm up to it. 
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  • I am too big and too uncomfortable, so the answer is hell no to all of the above. He's a grown man, if he needs to do his business he's able to.

    ETA: Last night my blanket was in the wash (I'm always so hot, so I sleep with a thin blanket and he sleeps with a comforter) so we shared his blanket. This morning he told me that was the closest he's come to getting lucky in a long time- haha. 

  • imageAlliebooberz:
    I guess I'm in the minority here (at least of people who have replied) ... my DH does not watch porn... or help himself.  If we aren't doing it, we both aren't getting any.

    I'm so with you Allie.  DH is a little sketched out (especially now that he's felt the baby move).  I'm fine with that aspect of it, but I'm tired and feel totally unsexy.  We're both in the "aren't getting any" category, too.

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  • Wow all of you who are doing it 2-3times a week, good for you! Damn my poor dh! I'm soooo not into it at all (same when I was pg with ds), but I suck it up and we are probably averaging once every two weeks?! Again, my poor DH :(.
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    We are having regular old vagina/peen sex about 1-2 per week. (He asks for anal constantly, but the answer is always a HELL no lol). The positions are getting harder to come by though, I like missionary but the bump is getting in the way a bit now. I had a dream he was squishing the baby really bad last night and I was super worried lol.

     No, he doesn't need much help lol. We usually start with some oral for lube purposes, but thats it.

    I have been telling him to handle his own business more, but he just complains about it. You'd think he LOVE the go ahead to watch porn more, but nooo he just says he wants "real sex". Sigh...I'm just not into it these days. I'd be fine only doing it once or twice a month at this point.

    OMG, our husbands really are alike!  Mine does that ALL the time!  He'll be like "Guess what night it is?  Butt sex Wednesday!"  And I'm always like, sorry, nope. 

    We're definitely having less sex.  Maybe 2-4 times a week.  I feel bad, but I'm exhausted!  He's being really awesome about it, though.  I have no idea how much he's helping himself out, but if I don't feel like having sex, he doesn't ask for anything else.  I've offered to help him out or for a quickie even though I wasn't super horny and he doesn't go for it.

    LOL to butt sex Wednesday! They really do sound a lot alike! I just got home an hour ago and DH has already asked for butt sex because "you still owe to me from my birthday back in june!". Too bad buddy, not happening.

     

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  • imageAlliebooberz:
    I guess I'm in the minority here (at least of people who have replied) ... my DH does not watch porn... or help himself.  If we aren't doing it, we both aren't getting any.

    Then I am in the minority too. This is a no porn house. I'm sure he is helping himself out in the shower once in awhile but just doesn't tell me. I'm okay with that.

    No anal here. Ever. Exit only. We're just getting creative but it mostly is for his sake as nothing but the real deal does much for me. And even that is only happening about once every other week. 


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    Family Guy! 

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    Lovesssss me some Family Guy! :) 

    Me too! And we still have sex as much as we can with our weird work schedules!  And I have sex dreams ALL THE TIME!! DH gets a kick out of hearing about them because they are so off the wall weird for me lol. Anybody else in the same boat? Also, DH has the right to help himself all he wants but hasn't in years because apparently I do it better lol.

    PS-love the butt sex Wednesday comment :) 

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  • Only having sex about once a week now. I would love to do it more except, but I have BH contractions for about 36 hours after (for the first 6 hours after intercourse they come every few minutes). Then there's the hemorrhoids, and of course getting bigger by the day, I feel so unattractive. He really doesn't try to initiate as much, probably because he's gotten used to less. I have given the BJ here and there but I'm sure he wishes it was much more. He is allowed to look at porn whenever he wants. DH always joked about putting it my ear or belly button and now I joke my belly button isn't an option any more because it's almost gone!
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  • We are having sex, but, it's more like a once a month kind of thing. DD has been making it quite difficult for us lately! And, when we bump uglies, it's always in the regular way, because we are just so happy when we actually have the opportunity that we don't break out any cool new moves, the handcuffs or the whip anymore Stick out tongue And, I haven't given DH oral in a year or two, because he refuses to reciprocate and it PISSES me off!!!!!!!!!! He has never returned the favor, so I quit. And, it makes me sad, because I actually really enjoying 'giving". I used to pride myself on my abilities, and now, nothing. Not to mention the fact that I REALLY miss being on the receiving end Crying

    Also, I'm probably "taking care of myself" more than DH is. I've always had the sex drive of a 15 year old boy, but for some reason this pregnancy has sent it way into overdrive. So, I don't know what DH is doing, and I really don't care. I'm always the one who's begging for sex (vs him) anyway.

     

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    imageAlliebooberz:
    I guess I'm in the minority here (at least of people who have replied) ... my DH does not watch porn... or help himself.  If we aren't doing it, we both aren't getting any.

    I'm so with you Allie.  DH is a little sketched out (especially now that he's felt the baby move).  I'm fine with that aspect of it, but I'm tired and feel totally unsexy.  We're both in the "aren't getting any" category, too.

    To both of these.  I want to do it, but my DH is TOTALLY WEIRDED OUT :-(  I need some lovin'!!!!!!! LOL 

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    TMI for some I am sure, but lets hear it.... Hahaha.. well, TMI answers you'll get! ;)

    If you aren't having sex, are you doing other things? (Oral, Anal, Ear?)* Having sex yes- but much less. Once a week -sometimes two. Oral- yes, it's foreplay. But this girl doesn't dig the taste of jiz, so that's it! Anal- yes, but only once in a blue moon. That shiz HURTS and I don't suffer it unless I feel really bad about not gving it up often enough. Ear- HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.... awesome. That episode is fantastic.

    Do you help your man out? Handy-J's? Nope. He's got his own hands, and I don;t think I do it right- makes my freaking wrists pop and hurt.

    If you aren't doing anything sexually right now, have you given him the go ahead to watch porn?  'The go-ahead?' Not necessary. He's a big boy and I don't mind him watching it. I don't look up porn, but if he does... meh. At least his needs are being met. Some days I'm actually relieved that he 'took care of himself' so I can just go to sleep... I know that sounds awful, but I'm just so exhausted when I get home from work.

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  • Also, I'm probably "taking care of myself" more than DH is. I've always had the sex drive of a 15 year old boy, but for some reason this pregnancy has sent it way into overdrive. So, I don't know what DH is doing, and I really don't care. I'm always the one who's begging for sex (vs him) anyway.

     

     

    Haha this is me, we have sex like once a week and its been so long for him its a quick 15 minute thing, me however I wont wait for him. We have most time at night and after working my back is really sore and sometimes my vagina swells(weird) so sex is uncomfortable. Its hard to b/c I dont initiate it since I feel like a cow, and normally I am the one to suggest it so i dont think it occurs to him to try half the time.

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    We are having regular old vagina/peen sex about 1-2 per week. (He asks for anal constantly, but the answer is always a HELL no lol). The positions are getting harder to come by though, I like missionary but the bump is getting in the way a bit now. I had a dream he was squishing the baby really bad last night and I was super worried lol.

     No, he doesn't need much help lol. We usually start with some oral for lube purposes, but thats it.

    I have been telling him to handle his own business more, but he just complains about it. You'd think he LOVE the go ahead to watch porn more, but nooo he just says he wants "real sex". Sigh...I'm just not into it these days. I'd be fine only doing it once or twice a month at this point.

    LOL, glad someone else put it out there, this exactly!!! Except definitely not once or twice a week more like maybe twice a month or so. Sigh.... Just never got the 2nd trimester hornyness  I expected-which is really disappointing and I feel totally bad because he is such a supportive trooper. Also the comment another poster mentioned, "he's hesitant to finish when we do bc he doesn't want to hurt me or baby!"

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  • We're in the once a week group, for the most part, and it's typically on the weekends.  We're both usually too tired during the week, especially now that basketball season is in full swing and his days are really long because of coaching....not that either of us would say no to the other if the opportunity presented itself, but it just generally doesn't happen during the week.

    If he has the "urge" otherwise, he can take care of himself, which is fine with me especially at times when I'd rather not be bothered with the whole process, even though that's generally not the case any more.  I'll probably get to the point where i'd be happy with helping because I physically won't feel comfortable going all out, but right now, helping him would just make me want it, so I guess it's just foreplay for the time being. :)

    I wish I had more energy because it seems like I want it more, but most of the time I talk myself out of it because I'm too tired.  And sometimes I feel like he'd like it more, but he hasn't said anything about not getting enough.

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  • I have been on pelvic rest since August. We had sex once before it was off limits...

    I keep forgetting to ask if we are just limited to sex or if I am not supposed to have an orgasm at all. I mean the ones that happen on occasion in dreams can't be helped, but being allowed to get creative would be nice. I am so insanely sexually frustrated lately.

    So, he has been taking care of himself. I have no idea where, when or how, but if its porn, I really don't care. It is unlikely the case though since we share a computer and he doesn't really know how to use my Mac :) 

  • DH has always been accustomed to taking care of himself, he can't go for more than two days so he has been taking care of himself without any assistance. We probably do stuff once a week, usually initiated by him. I am finding that my natural lube is infrequent, so have looked for some assistance there and that has helped make it more enjoyable. DH has always had the green light for porn, so no difference there. I have never had a big sex drive and the drive I do have is definately lower than pre-pregnancy
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  • Complete pelvic rest for me (since 16 weeks), so I'm not getting anything...  Crying DH has been incredibly lucky [and expresses his gratefulness] that I've been hooking him up with oral. Cool

    I haven't read the other responses, but I can't place the ear reference either.  I know that once I read them I'll smack my forehead in realization LOL

    ETA: DH has always been welcome to watch porn.  We've actually watched some together or suggested sites to each other.  But I'm a sex freak who would get super cranky if we weren't getting busy at least 2-3 a week.  Geeked  Or at least a vanilla sex freak as I also echo the "HELL NO" sentiment on anal. 

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  • I honestly haven't gotten an orgasm out of sex since my DS was born, and he is 4 years old.  So I really have no desire.  I try, but can't get anything out of it for me, so it is really hard to want to.  Plus DH hasn't exactly been romantic lately either....he can do it himself.
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