Strike 1: my maternity jeans were in the wash so I decided to wear my most lose fitting pre-pregnancy jeans with a belly band only to find out they don't go past my thighs.
Strike 2: putting on my winter coat to go out in the cold only to discover that the zipper doesn't meet in the middle anymore.
Strike 3: realizing that nasty spoiled milk smell is coming from me...
Re: 3 strikes for me today
DD was 2 weeks overdue so I know all about being enormous and exhausted.
Pipsqueak born 6/9/14