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NBR: What's the weirdest. . .

GuavaGalGuavaGal
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Since we're looking for entertainment today. . .

I saw this post on another board, and the responses were really funny, so I thought you ladies might also have some entertaining "weirdest/most creative/desperate things you've done to get a guy's attention" stories.  The example the original poster gives is Lloyd Dobbler with a boom box and a ballad.

Note that I will not be taking ideas from your responses to incorporate into my personal life.  Stick out tongue

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Re: NBR: What's the weirdest. . .

  • GuavaGalGuavaGal

    I had a great class my last year of college, and became good friends with several people in the class, including a guy who we'll call Mark.  Mark had a roommate who I had a HUGE crush on, let's say his name was Tim.  Mark was (probably) aware of my crush on Tim, but I didn't want to act like a weirdo and ask him to help me out, so instead. . .

    At the end of our semester, I left a giant watermelon on Mark's front porch.  I'd written a delightful note all over the watermelon--and of course I cannot currently remember the details of this note--but basically I wanted to use the watermelon note as an excuse to leave my phone number so Tim would read it, fall in love with me, and call me.

    Instead, one of their idiot friends (who I had met a couple of times) found the watermelon, wrote down my phone number, and started trying to get me to go out with him.

    Other failed attempts to get Tim to love me included:  offering myself as a practice patient when he was training as an EMT.  (I happened to be at their house at the time.)  He took my blood pressure, and he was like "Your heartrate is pretty fast, are you all right?"  I was not all right, I was hoping he'd want to practice mouth-to-mouth on me.  (He did not suggest this as an option.)

    And: I got really drunk at a graduation party at their house.  I was chatting with Tim and asked him if he wanted to take a walk.  He gave me a weird look and was like "Uhh, no. I don't." 

    Sigh.  He was totally dreamy, but clearly an assholio.

     

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  • august8080august8080 member

    I totally thought this was going to be 'what's the weirdest place you've had sex?' Stick out tongue

    Is it sad that I can't actually answer the question? I've been with DH for 11 years now and I don't have any funny stories about getting his attention.....except, of course, cleavage.

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  • austxgrlaustxgrl

    Dupe!  Sorry.

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  • austxgrlaustxgrl
    There are a few that I'm not willing to ever admit too but when I was younger I was "in love" with my parent's best friend's son.  I made him a mix tape with every song on it that said anything about love in it.  It included great classics such as Whitney's 'I will always love you' and Brian Adams 'Everything I do'.  I made two copies, one for me and one for him, and would listen to it imagining that he was listening to it at the same time.  Needless to say he avoided me like the plague and thought I was a nut job.
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