If you are short, fat, and have a bad personality

MandyBrownNoser · November 2011

then the best you can do in life is to be duped by a gold digger because that is all you can expect, happiness-wise.

MIL strikes again.

I almost responded with "I'm short, fat, and have a bad personality so am I just really lucky or are you my payback for that?"

Mysterious_wife · November 2011

Interesting theory. My husband ins't very wealthy, so does that just make me a whore?

joanithegreat · November 2011

I'm the short fat one in my marriage. Dh must be a gold digger, why didn't I make him sign that pre-nup?

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sevans1975 · November 2011

So wait...is she calling her own son short, fat, and "bad" personality-wise? What a peach!

Yeah, I'm the short/fat one in my marriage. Too bad for DH that I'm not filthy rich. He must have married me for the health insurance, right?

MandyBrownNoser · November 2011

sevans1975:
So wait...is she calling her own son short, fat, and "bad" personality-wise? What a peach!

Yeah, I'm the short/fat one in my marriage. Too bad for DH that I'm not filthy rich. He must have married me for the health insurance, right?

Ha! I didn't even think about the fact that she thinks I'm a gold digger and her son is short and fat. Oh god that just makes it even better.

No there is a guy in their town who is wrapped up in a really bad case of gold digging (chick left her husband because he lost his job, has three girls, looks up her old high school flame, finds out he has a lot of money, finds a way to get him to marry her and buy her and her children a house in South Carolina even though he lives in Kentucky and he just goes and visits them when he can) and she said that it was all right because he is four foot tall and four foot wide and that this situation is pretty much all he can hope for as far as happiness.

Basically if you are short and fat you need to hitch your wagon to the first person who even so much as gives you a second glance because that is all you are ever going to get.

sevans1975 · November 2011

MandyBrownNoser:
sevans1975:

So wait...is she calling her own son short, fat, and "bad" personality-wise? What a peach!

Yeah, I'm the short/fat one in my marriage. Too bad for DH that I'm not filthy rich. He must have married me for the health insurance, right?

Ha! I didn't even think about the fact that she thinks I'm a gold digger and her son is short and fat. Oh god that just makes it even better.

No there is a guy in their town who is wrapped up in a really bad case of gold digging (chick left her husband because he lost his job, has three girls, looks up her old high school flame, finds out he has a lot of money, finds a way to get him to marry her and buy her and her children a house in South Carolina even though he lives in Kentucky and he just goes and visits them when he can) and she said that it was all right because he is four foot tall and four foot wide and that this situation is pretty much all he can hope for as far as happiness.

Basically if you are short and fat you need to hitch your wagon to the first person who even so much as gives you a second glance because that is all you are ever going to get.

Bwa haha! I feel sheepish.

Your MIL is a really special person.

ali_bl-nov05 · November 2011

Well, I'm short, fat, with a temper and broke as a joke, so DH is defeinitely after my millions. I suppose I must be good at sex.

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