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Dear Boobies...

Daisies1706Daisies1706
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Dear Daisies1706's Boobies,

I'm aware of the fact that I just triggered last night and that may cause some irritation to both of you, but your behavior today is completely unacceptable. I can handle the swelling and the soreness you're causing me, but you simply MUST stay inside my shirt. That is not negotiable. We work in a professional environment and you may not peek out to say hello to our coworkers.

We have worn this shirt to work countless times and you've never tried to jump ship like this. This is one of our favorite Fat Day shirts and you're stretching the buttons to the breaking point. It's not an attractive look. I caught a glimpse of us in a mirror and I was absolutely horrified. You've probably jiggled yourselves in front of the entire office today, unbeknownst to me.

Please be respectful of me and others by remaining where you belong - INSIDE THE SHIRT. Thank you and have a nice day.

Daisies

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  • Ambie0611Ambie0611
    Thank you for this! I needed a good laugh - Sorry that your boobies are misbehaving though. But your office workers probably enjoy it. :P :P
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  • Jezebell26Jezebell26 member
    Yes
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  • eponine7682eponine7682 member
    LOL
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    DX: MFI - less than 1 million sperm, 26% motility
    DH put on anastrozole to increase counts
    June/July 2011 100 mg Clomid + TS IUI#1 & IUI 2 - BFN :-(
    Forced break due to DH getting spinal surgery in August 2011
    IVF - January 2012: BFN
    FET in April 2012 - BFP at 6dp5dt! Beta #1 at 9dp5dt: 82.5, Beta #2 at 12dp5dt: 352 Beta #3 at 19dp5dt: 6000, saw heartbeat and one little bean at 5W6D!
    After nearly 3 years of waiting our LO was born December 18th 2012!
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  • watkinaewatkinae member
    Girls Behaving Badly!  Sometimes they have a mind of their own.  Thanks for the laugh!
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    Beta #1 (17dpo) = 496, Beta #2 (20dpo) = 1318, Beta #3 (22dpo) = 2190
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  • malderman1malderman1
    this was hilarious!! thanks for posting :)
    TTC since May 2010
    ME: 29, DH: 29
    dx: MFI due to uncontrolled diabetes
    10/2011 baseline bw, us and HSG - ALL CLEAR!!, SA #s were looking good
    Nov 7 2011 Clomid monitored ultrasound - 2 follies on left side (one was 18-20mm the other was 22 mm) and 1 medium follie on right side
    Nov 9 2011 IUI #1 clomid + ovidrel trigger
    Nov 23 2011 BFP!!
    beta #1 11/23: 228, progesterone: 38, beta #2 11/25: 426, progesterone: over 40, beta #3 11/29: over 1100, progesterone: 30.4, beta #4 12/2: 1800, progesterone: 20.4 - starting progesterone suppositories, beta #5 12/6: 1600 :(, progesterone: 19, after a rollercoater of up & down betas we went ahead with the methotrexate shots and ultimately had a m/c 12/2011 :(

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  • MickeyjazzMickeyjazz
    lol... this made my day!!!  thanks for posting!  Hope no one else got a glimpse of the girls
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    TCC since 12/2010;
    began to see OB for fertility issues 09/2011 Married 05/20/2001
    Prior forms of BC: BCP, Depo, IUD (removed 12.2010)
    Erratic Temps & Long cycles: 63 days, 92 days, 24 days, 119 days(Provera), 59 days(w/Provera)
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  • DMCKnoxDMCKnox member
    Oh my gosh, HILARIOUS - but sorry about your boobies - behave girls!! 
    TTC since 7/2010
    Dx: Anovulation, Endo, only one working tube and ovary
    IUIs 1-5 = BFNs
    IVF #1 - ER 7/9 3dt 7/12
    Transferred two beautiful 8 cell embryos
    Beta #1 7/26 = 484 Beta #2 7/28 = 1045
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  • Daisies1706Daisies1706

    Seriously, I asked one of my best friends (who is also a coworker) if I flashed her today and her answer was, "I know exactly what color your bra is today. I also know it has lace trim".

    Then she helped safety-pin my shirt closed. Big Smile

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  • katieworekkatieworek member
    This was flippin hilarious.  Thanks for the laugh!!
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  • keliserkeliser member
    ....too funny!! But really boobies, you should stay in your shirt at work :)
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    D&C July 12, 2012
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  • pulga131pulga131
    THat was hilarious! I hope they behaved for the rest of the day
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  • MrsZ816MrsZ816 member

    Haha this is awesome!

    Also, I think my boobs needed your pep talk and advice today.  I may or may not have gone to the car at lunch to get my gym bag so I could switch into a sports bra to help contain them.  

    Married 8/2009, TTC since 4/2010
    ME: 30, DOR- Low amh, normal fsh/afc DH: 30, morphology issue
    IVF #1- BFN
    IVF #2- BFP!!! Beautiful baby girl became an angel on 2/6/13 at 17.5 weeks due to PPROM/IC
    IVF #3- New RE... February March 2014! 8r/6m/6f. Transferred one and have one frostie! BFP! EDD 12/7/14
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  • jessa8909jessa8909
    imageDaisies1706:

    Seriously, I asked one of my best friends (who is also a coworker) if I flashed her today and her answer was, "I know exactly what color your bra is today. I also know it has lace trim".

    Then she helped safety-pin my shirt closed. Big Smile

    Hahahaha! Thanks for the laugh! I needed that today! I hope your girls behave better tomorrow!
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  • cupcake0325cupcake0325 member
    Hahahaha!!! This made me happy!!! Thanks for sharing your boobie day!!
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  • d3esikad3esika member
    Oh my gosh.  You had me in tears laughing.  Hope your boobies got the message!
    Dx: LPD, late ovulation;
     July 2012:IUI #6 on 7/28, BFP on 8/9,beta 97, 8/11 189, 8/13 400!!   DS born 4/18!
    9/30/13 - Miracle BFP, released from RE 10/21, EDD 6/6/14, DD born 5/27!
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