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you all act like you have never had a large penis before

seriously. its a penis..not a slong, or whatever.

you girls must be working with small men. Confused

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Re: you all act like you have never had a large penis before

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  • Here we go....

    ETA: I have a huge slong.

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  • No I have never had a large slong before. I think you may be referring to a schlong.
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  • HAHA now these trolls that solicit husband sharing I find funny. 


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  • Please tell me someone PM'd her just to see what she would say back.
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    you girls must be working with small men. Confused

    In fact I am! I'm a polygamist too. Here's my family portrait.

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    Your posts made my crappy day just a little bit brighter. Thank you, Polygamy lady.

     

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  • *le sigh*  I even lurked this board for a while before I started posting. I think I brought the crazy in with me.

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  • seriously you all need to get some....
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  • I call it a crotch rocket. How big does that make my man?


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  • imageapplesnaps:
    seriously you all need to get some....

    Something tells me this group has that well covered...

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  • imageapplesnaps:
    seriously you all need to get some....

    Serious question: what happens when you're in your fertile window and so is your sister wife?  Who gets first dibs of the 9 incher?



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  • imageapplesnaps:
    seriously you all need to get some....
    Are you insinuating that women who share a man get MORE? If only we were allowed breaks after the lovemaking... Where do I sign up again?


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    I, personally, have never had a large penis. Maybe some of the ladies here have had that life experience and can let you know what it feels liketo have a giant slab of human sausage hanging from their nether regions.

    I'm still checking my pants... Don't see anything yet!

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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    imagedinine:

    imageapplesnaps:
    seriously you all need to get some....

    Serious question: what happens when you're in your fertile window and so is your sister wife?  Who gets first dibs of the 9 incher?

    ::waits patiently for answer to excellent question::

    Why isn't she answering? I mean she's asking a group of TTC'ers to share her husband and I think we need to know if we'll be getting an adequate sperm count when need be.



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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:

    That's an Eminem song reference, in case anyone decides that I think domestic violence is funny.

    "Y'all act like you never seen a white person before, jaws all on the floor..."

    Carry on.

    I got it! Stick out tongue

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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    imagedinine:

    imageapplesnaps:
    seriously you all need to get some....

    Serious question: what happens when you're in your fertile window and so is your sister wife?  Who gets first dibs of the 9 incher?

    ::waits patiently for answer to excellent question::

    ::sitting next to you also waiting::

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  • imageapplesnaps:
    seriously you all need to get some....

    Awesome comback in this room!

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  • You see, thats the part you dont understand. None of us 'work' with men.... Good luck finding a sister wife on The Bump though!!!!! You'll find one sooo fast this way, you are just a bucket of laughs!!!! Now GTFO!
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    imageapplesnaps:
    seriously you all need to get some....

    Awesome comback in this room!

    Annnnd you are no longer a newb.
  • imagelaceylu37:

    imageapplesnaps:
    seriously you all need to get some....

    Awesome comback in this room!

    Yeah really. hahaa.  I've had more sex this month than I can deal w/ at this point so yeah OP you got me. Totes need to get laid.



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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    imagedinine:
    imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    imagedinine:

    imageapplesnaps:
    seriously you all need to get some....

    Serious question: what happens when you're in your fertile window and so is your sister wife?  Who gets first dibs of the 9 incher?

    ::waits patiently for answer to excellent question::

    Why isn't she answering? I mean she's asking a group of TTC'ers to share her husband and I think we need to know if we'll be getting an adequate sperm count when need be.

    She's all like, "What a stupid question! What happens when we're fertile at the same... wait... oh shiit... how DOES that work?"

    And then crickets.

    Well on our days we still semen swap. There is a cup he ejaculates into and I use a syringe and insert the semen that way. Its quiet productive on off days.

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    imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    imagedinine:
    imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    imagedinine:

    imageapplesnaps:
    seriously you all need to get some....

    Serious question: what happens when you're in your fertile window and so is your sister wife?  Who gets first dibs of the 9 incher?

    ::waits patiently for answer to excellent question::

    Why isn't she answering? I mean she's asking a group of TTC'ers to share her husband and I think we need to know if we'll be getting an adequate sperm count when need be.

    She's all like, "What a stupid question! What happens when we're fertile at the same... wait... oh shiit... how DOES that work?"

    And then crickets.

    Well on our days we still semen swap. There is a cup he ejaculates into and I use a syringe and insert the semen that way. Its quiet productive on off days.

    Hmm interesting so you do your own inseminations. That seems safe and effective.  



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    imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    imagedinine:
    imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    imagedinine:

    imageapplesnaps:
    seriously you all need to get some....

    Serious question: what happens when you're in your fertile window and so is your sister wife?  Who gets first dibs of the 9 incher?

    ::waits patiently for answer to excellent question::

    Why isn't she answering? I mean she's asking a group of TTC'ers to share her husband and I think we need to know if we'll be getting an adequate sperm count when need be.

    She's all like, "What a stupid question! What happens when we're fertile at the same... wait... oh shiit... how DOES that work?"

    And then crickets.

    Well on our days we still semen swap. There is a cup he ejaculates into and I use a syringe and insert the semen that way. Its quiet productive on off days.

    I'd think you'd need a turkey baster for his 9 inch pants monster. Does he use one of those Big Gulp cups from 7-11?

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  • I've seen a penis before. As a matter of fact not only have I seen one but I've grown one in my uterus!

    Seriously semen swapping?

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  • imagedani2480:

    imageapplesnaps:
    seriously you all need to get some....

    Something tells me this group has that well covered...

    Yep. My vagine is plum wore out.

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    imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    imagedinine:
    imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    imagedinine:

    imageapplesnaps:
    seriously you all need to get some....

    Serious question: what happens when you're in your fertile window and so is your sister wife?  Who gets first dibs of the 9 incher?

    ::waits patiently for answer to excellent question::

    Why isn't she answering? I mean she's asking a group of TTC'ers to share her husband and I think we need to know if we'll be getting an adequate sperm count when need be.

    She's all like, "What a stupid question! What happens when we're fertile at the same... wait... oh shiit... how DOES that work?"

    And then crickets.

    Well on our days we still semen swap. There is a cup he ejaculates into and I use a syringe and insert the semen that way. Its quiet productive on off days.

    And this is why you bum me out.  Not because you semen swap, that's totes okay with me, but because you stick crap like this in and ruin the fantasy that you could possibly be real.


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  • imagedani2480:
    imageapplesnaps:
    imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    imagedinine:
    imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    imagedinine:

    imageapplesnaps:
    seriously you all need to get some....

    Serious question: what happens when you're in your fertile window and so is your sister wife?  Who gets first dibs of the 9 incher?

    ::waits patiently for answer to excellent question::

    Why isn't she answering? I mean she's asking a group of TTC'ers to share her husband and I think we need to know if we'll be getting an adequate sperm count when need be.

    She's all like, "What a stupid question! What happens when we're fertile at the same... wait... oh shiit... how DOES that work?"

    And then crickets.

    Well on our days we still semen swap. There is a cup he ejaculates into and I use a syringe and insert the semen that way. Its quiet productive on off days.

    I'd think you'd need a turkey baster for his 9 inch pants monster. Does he use one of those Big Gulp cups from 7-11?

    I have nothing to say except OMG. I guess I am lame cause I would never come up with something this creative. 

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    imagelaceylu37:

    imageapplesnaps:
    seriously you all need to get some....

    Awesome comback in this room!

    Annnnd you are no longer a newb.

     

    Thanks!!  

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