you all act like you have never had a large penis before

lovetor · November 2011

seriously. its a penis..not a slong, or whatever.

you girls must be working with small men. Confused

dani2480 · November 2011

*Looks inside pants*

liz4paws · November 2011

Your posts made my crappy day just a little bit brighter. Thank you, Polygamy lady.

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alygoo615 · November 2011

Here we go....

ETA: I have a huge slong.

MeatballEsq · November 2011

No I have never had a large slong before. I think you may be referring to a schlong.

gplove94 · November 2011

HAHA now these trolls that solicit husband sharing I find funny.

katiedollaz · November 2011

Please tell me someone PM'd her just to see what she would say back.

dani2480 · November 2011

applesnaps:

you girls must be working with small men.

In fact I am! I'm a polygamist too. Here's my family portrait.

sammyslick · November 2011

liz4paws:
Your posts made my crappy day just a little bit brighter. Thank you, Polygamy lady.

Yes

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crashbandit2382 · November 2011

*le sigh* I even lurked this board for a while before I started posting. I think I brought the crazy in with me.

lovetor · November 2011

seriously you all need to get some....

pinkiemo · November 2011

I call it a crotch rocket. How big does that make my man?

dani2480 · November 2011

applesnaps:
seriously you all need to get some....

Something tells me this group has that well covered...

gplove94 · November 2011

applesnaps:
seriously you all need to get some....

Serious question: what happens when you're in your fertile window and so is your sister wife? Who gets first dibs of the 9 incher?

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pinkiemo · November 2011

applesnaps:
seriously you all need to get some....

Are you insinuating that women who share a man get MORE? If only we were allowed breaks after the lovemaking... Where do I sign up again?

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dani2480 · November 2011

cruelsound:
I, personally, have never had a large penis. Maybe some of the ladies here have had that life experience and can let you know what it feels liketo have a giant slab of human sausage hanging from their nether regions.

I'm still checking my pants... Don't see anything yet!

gplove94 · November 2011

SookieFrackhouse68:
dinine:

applesnaps:
seriously you all need to get some....

Serious question: what happens when you're in your fertile window and so is your sister wife? Who gets first dibs of the 9 incher?

::waits patiently for answer to excellent question::

Why isn't she answering? I mean she's asking a group of TTC'ers to share her husband and I think we need to know if we'll be getting an adequate sperm count when need be.

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MrsFobeyFobes · November 2011

SookieFrackhouse68:

That's an Eminem song reference, in case anyone decides that I think domestic violence is funny.

"Y'all act like you never seen a white person before, jaws all on the floor..."

Carry on.

I got it! Stick out tongue

MrsFobeyFobes · November 2011

SookieFrackhouse68:
dinine:

applesnaps:
seriously you all need to get some....

Serious question: what happens when you're in your fertile window and so is your sister wife? Who gets first dibs of the 9 incher?

::waits patiently for answer to excellent question::

::sitting next to you also waiting::

MrsLuWho · November 2011

applesnaps:
seriously you all need to get some....

Awesome comback in this room!

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lizlaughlove21 · November 2011

You see, thats the part you dont understand. None of us 'work' with men.... Good luck finding a sister wife on The Bump though!!!!! You'll find one sooo fast this way, you are just a bucket of laughs!!!! Now GTFO!

cantalopes24 · November 2011

laceylu37:
applesnaps:
seriously you all need to get some....

Awesome comback in this room!

Annnnd you are no longer a newb.

gplove94 · November 2011

laceylu37:
applesnaps:
seriously you all need to get some....

Awesome comback in this room!

Yeah really. hahaa. I've had more sex this month than I can deal w/ at this point so yeah OP you got me. Totes need to get laid.

lovetor · November 2011

SookieFrackhouse68:
dinine:
SookieFrackhouse68:
dinine:

applesnaps:
seriously you all need to get some....

Serious question: what happens when you're in your fertile window and so is your sister wife? Who gets first dibs of the 9 incher?

::waits patiently for answer to excellent question::

Why isn't she answering? I mean she's asking a group of TTC'ers to share her husband and I think we need to know if we'll be getting an adequate sperm count when need be.

She's all like, "What a stupid question! What happens when we're fertile at the same... wait... oh shiit... how DOES that work?"

And then crickets.

Well on our days we still semen swap. There is a cup he ejaculates into and I use a syringe and insert the semen that way. Its quiet productive on off days.

gplove94 · November 2011

applesnaps:
SookieFrackhouse68:
dinine:
SookieFrackhouse68:
dinine:

applesnaps:
seriously you all need to get some....

Serious question: what happens when you're in your fertile window and so is your sister wife? Who gets first dibs of the 9 incher?

::waits patiently for answer to excellent question::

Why isn't she answering? I mean she's asking a group of TTC'ers to share her husband and I think we need to know if we'll be getting an adequate sperm count when need be.

She's all like, "What a stupid question! What happens when we're fertile at the same... wait... oh shiit... how DOES that work?"

And then crickets.

Well on our days we still semen swap. There is a cup he ejaculates into and I use a syringe and insert the semen that way. Its quiet productive on off days.

Hmm interesting so you do your own inseminations. That seems safe and effective.

dani2480 · November 2011

applesnaps:
SookieFrackhouse68:
dinine:
SookieFrackhouse68:
dinine:

applesnaps:
seriously you all need to get some....

Serious question: what happens when you're in your fertile window and so is your sister wife? Who gets first dibs of the 9 incher?

::waits patiently for answer to excellent question::

Why isn't she answering? I mean she's asking a group of TTC'ers to share her husband and I think we need to know if we'll be getting an adequate sperm count when need be.

She's all like, "What a stupid question! What happens when we're fertile at the same... wait... oh shiit... how DOES that work?"

And then crickets.

Well on our days we still semen swap. There is a cup he ejaculates into and I use a syringe and insert the semen that way. Its quiet productive on off days.

I'd think you'd need a turkey baster for his 9 inch pants monster. Does he use one of those Big Gulp cups from 7-11?

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NJMom050911 · November 2011

I've seen a penis before. As a matter of fact not only have I seen one but I've grown one in my uterus!

Seriously semen swapping?

melgeorge7189 · November 2011

dani2480:

applesnaps:
seriously you all need to get some....

Something tells me this group has that well covered...

Yep. My vagine is plum wore out.

pinkiemo · November 2011

applesnaps:
SookieFrackhouse68:
dinine:
SookieFrackhouse68:
dinine:

applesnaps:
seriously you all need to get some....

Serious question: what happens when you're in your fertile window and so is your sister wife? Who gets first dibs of the 9 incher?

::waits patiently for answer to excellent question::

Why isn't she answering? I mean she's asking a group of TTC'ers to share her husband and I think we need to know if we'll be getting an adequate sperm count when need be.

She's all like, "What a stupid question! What happens when we're fertile at the same... wait... oh shiit... how DOES that work?"

And then crickets.

Well on our days we still semen swap. There is a cup he ejaculates into and I use a syringe and insert the semen that way. Its quiet productive on off days.

And this is why you bum me out. Not because you semen swap, that's totes okay with me, but because you stick crap like this in and ruin the fantasy that you could possibly be real.

sydsmom04 · November 2011

dani2480:
applesnaps:
SookieFrackhouse68:
dinine:
SookieFrackhouse68:
dinine:

applesnaps:
seriously you all need to get some....

Serious question: what happens when you're in your fertile window and so is your sister wife? Who gets first dibs of the 9 incher?

::waits patiently for answer to excellent question::

Why isn't she answering? I mean she's asking a group of TTC'ers to share her husband and I think we need to know if we'll be getting an adequate sperm count when need be.

She's all like, "What a stupid question! What happens when we're fertile at the same... wait... oh shiit... how DOES that work?"

And then crickets.

Well on our days we still semen swap. There is a cup he ejaculates into and I use a syringe and insert the semen that way. Its quiet productive on off days.
I'd think you'd need a turkey baster for his 9 inch pants monster. Does he use one of those Big Gulp cups from 7-11?

I have nothing to say except OMG. I guess I am lame cause I would never come up with something this creative.

MrsLuWho · November 2011

cantalopes24:
laceylu37:
applesnaps:
seriously you all need to get some....

Awesome comback in this room!
Annnnd you are no longer a newb.

Thanks!!

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