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So... Anyone using their vag to get drunk? :$

Re: So... Anyone using their vag to get drunk? :$

  • Holy.Sh!t. 

    That is disgusting.... and... and... and  I don't know what. It is just is.... 

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  • All I could think was "Don't tampons expand when you add liquid?  Wouldn't that hurt if you were using bigger tampons?  How drunk can you get off of a regular sized tampon?"

    None of those are pertinent questions.


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  • I have a very gross story I could add to this, but it is really nasty and I'm not too sure anyone wants to hear it

    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

  • imageBoopADoopBetty:
    I have a very gross story I could add to this, but it is really nasty and I'm not too sure anyone wants to hear it

    Well, now you have to post it. 

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  • The skin cells in the anus and vagina are very thin and like stated earlier, it could have a fatal effect. I'll let you just read it through this link. Essentially this guy had an alcohol enema and the alcohol was absorbed faster and he died of alcohol poisoning

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    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

  • Saw it several times in the ER. Unresponsive from school = body cavity search. Boys do it too. One had to have the tampon surgically removed because it went too far in and we couldn't get it out.
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  • I may be totally imagining this but didn't the slutty chick on Sex and the City discuss this in one episode?

     

    Fuuck TTC - I'm moving on.
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  • imageExcitedtostart:
    Saw it several times in the ER. Unresponsive from school = body cavity search. Boys do it too. One had to have the tampon surgically removed because it went too far in and we couldn't get it out.
    I don't get it. Are kids these days so lazy that they can't actually drink the alcohol like the rest of us did?
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    I may be totally imagining this but didn't the slutty chick on Sex and the City discuss this in one episode?

     

    I think you might be right.   

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  • imageMandyBrownNoser:

    I may be totally imagining this but didn't the slutty chick on Sex and the City discuss this in one episode?

     

    Unless I'm mistaken, I'm really sure she didn't. I've seen that entire series more times than I even know.

    Also, I thought about the tampons expanding but they showed them being soaked while still in the applicators, so I guess that's how.

  • I feel really naive and out of the loop right now. I had NO idea people did this..


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  • imagedanlexi04:
    imageExcitedtostart:
    Saw it several times in the ER. Unresponsive from school = body cavity search. Boys do it too. One had to have the tampon surgically removed because it went too far in and we couldn't get it out.
    I don't get it. Are kids these days so lazy that they can't actually drink the alcohol like the rest of us did?

    I would guess they think they're cool if they get caught (by their parents, at school, drinking and driving) because they'll pass a breathalyzer test and you can't detect the alcohol otherwise without a blood test.  So it's probably considered risk free for them.


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  • imageeasjer05:

    imagedanlexi04:
    imageExcitedtostart:
    Saw it several times in the ER. Unresponsive from school = body cavity search. Boys do it too. One had to have the tampon surgically removed because it went too far in and we couldn't get it out.
    I don't get it. Are kids these days so lazy that they can't actually drink the alcohol like the rest of us did?

    I would guess they think they're cool if they get caught (by their parents, at school, drinking and driving) because they'll pass a breathalyzer test and you can't detect the alcohol otherwise without a blood test.  So it's probably considered risk free for them.

    Except they are wrong, because the Breathalyzer measures blood concentrations levels - even if they didn't drink it. It just means that they won't/can't puke it up, warning them that they are getting alcohol poisoning.

    There was a CSI episode about vodka soaked tampons. That just seems like it would burn.

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    imagedanlexi04:
    imageExcitedtostart:
    Saw it several times in the ER. Unresponsive from school = body cavity search. Boys do it too. One had to have the tampon surgically removed because it went too far in and we couldn't get it out.
    I don't get it. Are kids these days so lazy that they can't actually drink the alcohol like the rest of us did?

    I would guess they think they're cool if they get caught (by their parents, at school, drinking and driving) because they'll pass a breathalyzer test and you can't detect the alcohol otherwise without a blood test.  So it's probably considered risk free for them.

    The alcohol is absorbed faster and the effects are greater in magnitute and last longer.

    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

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    imageeasjer05:

    imagedanlexi04:
    imageExcitedtostart:
    Saw it several times in the ER. Unresponsive from school = body cavity search. Boys do it too. One had to have the tampon surgically removed because it went too far in and we couldn't get it out.
    I don't get it. Are kids these days so lazy that they can't actually drink the alcohol like the rest of us did?

    I would guess they think they're cool if they get caught (by their parents, at school, drinking and driving) because they'll pass a breathalyzer test and you can't detect the alcohol otherwise without a blood test.  So it's probably considered risk free for them.

    Except they are wrong, because the Breathalyzer measures blood concentrations levels - even if they didn't drink it. It just means that they won't/can't puke it up, warning them that they are getting alcohol poisoning.

    There was a CSI episode about vodka soaked tampons. That just seems like it would burn.

    Nope. It estimates what the blood alcohol concentration is based on the amount of ethanol in the breath sample.

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