babies on the brain!!!

mallory+kyle · November 2011

Hey ya'll! My name is Mallory and I've been dating my boyfriend Kyle for about a year now. My sister talks about her friends on the bump all the time, so I thought I'd say hey. We are talking about getting hitched real soon but I think we may be getting married before that! My period is almost late but I started it on Monday. It's just clear instead of red. My family is going to freak out because Kyle and I haven't been dating that long, but oh wells.

Anyways, just thought I'd say hey. So HEY!!!

Mallory

staycee · November 2011

mallory+kyle:

We are talking about getting hitched real soon but I think we may be getting married before that!

WTF does this even mean?

mallory+kyle:
My period is almost late but I started it on Monday.

almost late? Huh?

you just seem to confused and perky to be for realy.

Le Olive · November 2011

lol!

tell me more!!!

krate24 · November 2011

I don't think you are real.

mallory+kyle · November 2011

Hi Staycee,

If I am preggo my parents will def want us to get hitched before the baby is born!

Thanks for responding. Look forward to getting to know you better.

Mallory

mallory+kyle · November 2011

Hi Le Olive. Is that your monkey?

mrsmacias2008 · November 2011

see my post above.

staycee · November 2011

mallory+kyle:

Hi Staycee,

If I am preggo my parents will def want us to get hitched before the baby is born!

Thanks for responding. Look forward to getting to know you better.

Mallory

SQUEEEEEEE (the excited kind). We are totes gunna b BFFs forever, Can I come to the hitchin'?

lurkylulu2 · November 2011

staycee:
mallory+kyle:

We are talking about getting hitched real soon but I think we may be getting married before that!

WTF does this even mean?

mallory+kyle:
My period is almost late but I started it on Monday.

almost late? Huh?

you just seem to confused and perky to be for realy.

Yes How can you be late but start your period?

Elaine&Matt · November 2011

Le Olive:
lol!
tell me more!!!

I love this!!

MissEricaK · November 2011

mallory+kyle:
My period is almost late but I started it on Monday. It's just clear instead of red.

That's called discharge or something.

Indifferent

mrsmacias2008 · November 2011

lol staycee!! Wait a sec....we are BFF! Fo Lyfe.

mallory+kyle · November 2011

MissEricaK, it's not discharge. It's my period but clear instead of red.

robinsokj · November 2011

mallory+kyle:
MissEricaK, it's not discharge. It's my period but clear instead of red.

You have clear blood? YOu should get to the Dr asap

panda10 · November 2011

The clear periods always confuse me too. Make me feel like I'm cray cray.

joanithegreat · November 2011

Bump Burp!

joanithegreat · November 2011

mallory+kyle:

MissEricaK, it's not discharge. It's my period but clear instead of red.

Like actually clear, with no color? That is not your period.

MissEricaK · November 2011

Where can I sign up for clear blood? I want that, too..

easjer05 · November 2011

My head hurts. This post did not help the situation.

staycee · November 2011

joanithegreat:
mallory+kyle:

MissEricaK, it's not discharge. It's my period but clear instead of red.

Like actually clear, with no color? That is not your period.

maybe she's 1/2 alien or something. a total special snowflake

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Emie28 · November 2011

Lamesauce.

mallory+kyle · November 2011

Well then what is it joanithegreat? It's the period you get before you get your bloody one.

MissEricaK · November 2011

mallory+kyle:
Well then what is it joanithegreat? It's the period you get before you get your bloody one.

I don't even know why I'm dignifying this with a response, because I think you're just.. not for real.
But, you truly do need to just open a book and read about a woman's body. Or learn yours or something, before you get hitched and knocked up.

LegallyBlonde217 · November 2011

mallory+kyle:

Well then what is it joanithegreat? It's the period you get before you get your bloody one.

This does not exist. It's either (red) blood or it's not your period. Confused

MUD

roxyttandme · November 2011

I want an invisible AF. She is an ugly, nasty b!tch that needs to beat it...

Flippin' goats...

mallory+kyle · November 2011

It's a period ya'll why else would my momma have told me I needed to wear pantiliners?

roxyttandme · November 2011

A little reference to my old days on TTCAL.

The goat is hanging herself... :::shakes head:::

joanithegreat · November 2011

mallory+kyle:

Well then what is it joanithegreat? It's the period you get before you get your bloody one.

The period you get before your bloody one? Oh honey, you don't get a clear period and then a bloody period. That clear stuff is just vaginal discharge/mucous, and is normal, but it is not your period.

If you are real, please for the love of God do some research on how your body works.

ASmallWonder · November 2011

I would get so much more use out of white pants if I could sign up for that clear period.

ellephunt · November 2011

mallory+kyle:
It's the period you get before you get your bloody one.

This made me laugh so hard.

roxyttandme · November 2011

mallory+kyle:
It's a period ya'll why else would my momma have told me I needed to wear pantiliners?

Beat it!

MissEricaK · November 2011

mallory+kyle:
It's a period ya'll why else would my momma have told me I needed to wear pantiliners?

She failed BodyHappenings101, too.

For the record, that clear period is really good stuff when you ARE ready to make said baby.. I would wait a looong time, though

magdalina.h · November 2011

Last week it was fisting to avoid tearing on TTGP and now we have the clear period before the real period.

IThinkICan · November 2011

I want to be a mutant like you!

mallory+kyle · November 2011

Fisting is disgutsting. My buddy would never do that. We have a two finger only rule.

sevans1975 · November 2011

Who is your sister? She needs to have a chat with you.

tseguin · November 2011

elmoali:
I would get so much more use out of white pants if I could sign up for that clear period.

lmao. Seriously. Send me the sign up sheet if you find it.

MrsNiner · November 2011

How in the fvcking fvck do people come up with this crap?

+diana82+ · November 2011

mallory+kyle:
It's a period ya'll why else would my momma have told me I needed to wear pantiliners?

Am I the only one that read this as if Britney Spears said it?

Yes? Ok then.

PreggoAZ · November 2011

mallory+kyle:
Fisting is disgutsting. My buddy would never do that. We have a two finger only rule.

fisting is all the rage if you're pregnant on the bump. You better get started...

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