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Do you fart in front of your husband?

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Just wondering who's in the club.

 

 

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  • tiffyr0setiffyr0se member
    Hilarious question! Yes, but not regularly. I don't make a habit of it, but it's not a big deal if one slips out.
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  • jerseygirl81jerseygirl81 member

    I do.

    Back when we were dating (and by "dating," I mean "sleeping together"), there was one night when I farted myself awake in the middle of the night. I just lay there, not daring to move a muscle, hoping that he hadn't noticed.

    He hadn't, but the "newness" wore off eventually anyway, and we just let it all hang out. Well, mostly - we both still pee with the door shut.

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  • addsloveaddslove
    You know it!
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  • KristenBtobeKristenBtobe member
    :toot:
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  • Miller238Miller238 member
    If I didn't, I would explode.
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  • KristenBtobeKristenBtobe member
    Don't light a match near Miller. She'll go up like a firecracker.
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  • Miller238Miller238 member
    It'd be like the 4th of July.
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  • KarmaKPKarmaKP

    Abso-freakin-lutely.

    It's a source of great humor for both of us and humor is something we can always use.

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  • Mrs.BabbsyMrs.Babbsy member
    nope:)
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  • MoestenMoesten

    Prolifically.

    But like Jersey, potty time is still private time.  

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  • Mrs.Cooley2beeMrs.Cooley2bee member
    Nope.  It's not like I would die if I did, I never really thought about it much :0)  BUT I will say that fart humor is HILARIOUS to me.
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  • Megs&NickMegs&Nick
    Yep.  Always have and probably always will. :)
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  • kmn3kmn3 member

    Of course!!  But really only because he farts constantly (seriously all.the.time.).  If that weren't bad enough, he found a fart app on his iPhone and now "farts" in crowded places.  Too bad I'm just as mature and was in tears over the weekend due to this app! Embarrassed

    My poor son, I hope he takes after his mother!

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  • shyntrueshyntrue
    All.the.time.... LOL  He thinks it is funny (except when it is really a stinker)
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  • stillwaiting12stillwaiting12
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    Of course!!  But really only because he farts constantly (seriously all.the.time.).  If that weren't bad enough, he found a fart app on his iPhone and now "farts" in crowded places.  Too bad I'm just as mature and was in tears over the weekend due to this app! Embarrassed

    My poor son, I hope he takes after his mother!

    Ty has this app too, but sadly he rarely needs to use it because he always seems to be farting himself!

    And yes, I fart in front of him. I have no shame.

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  • JenRose05JenRose05 member
    just did.
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  • baze2baze2
    Yep all.the.time. However, he gets really mad and disgusted. But I do it anyway!
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  • megan1019megan1019

    Not all all! I did once by accident & tried to blame the dog & was humiliated. I don't know why either because he NEVER makes me feel that way.

    Though I would have to add - I wouldn't even fart in front of my mom or best friend either though. 

    I was literally TERRIFIED of farting/pooping everywhere while giving birth to Nolan.

    I'm weird like that though.  I would rather someone see me naked then see/hear me fart.

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  • KittahMamaKittahMama

    Yup...

    When I was pregnant he kept passing gas and blaming it on my pregnancy... yeah, honey- I believe THAT!

    What really made me comfy with it was having my gall bladder surgery.  They fill you with air and it has to come out so you are ripping long ones to get comfy!

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  • futuremrs.inmanfuturemrs.inman
    Glad to see I'm not the only one that doesn't
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  • Christine.LouieChristine.Louie
    This post title made me LOL.  I'm only disappointed that there's no clicky poll ;). I very rarely do and when I do DH gets disgusted and tells me that "girls aren't supposed to fart".  It's such a double standard b/c he's *always* ripping one!
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  • MandiNewMommyMandiNewMommy member

    Heck ya.  Mom always said better out then in and if you can't feel confy with your hubby...lol

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  • riabironriabiron member

    when we were dating, dh used to leave the room to fart. one day i told him it was ridiculous and he could not spend the rest of his life doing that. he said fine but that i would regret it.

    many days, i do. :)

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  • buckeyethorbuckeyethor
    How can ppl be pregnant and not?
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  • MissbollingerMissbollinger
    Apparently I fart a lot in my sleep!! O-O
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  • SuperchicySuperchicy
    I don't purposely fart in front of DH, but how can you not let one slip from time to time.  Stick out tongue   He, on the other hand, has no problem letting them rip whenever he feels like it, but apparently girl-farts are just weird to him.  He once said, I didn't think girls farted, lol.
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  • LnA5909LnA5909 member
    I do, but not frequently.  Only because I don't fart frequently.  He, however, is always accusing me...especially in the car.  I have no idea why because usually I don't smell a thing when he starts accusing me.
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