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May 2012 Moms
sunflowergrl
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someone tell me a joke
sunflowergrl
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I'm feeling down....and for no reason... dumb hormones.
If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. - Led Zeppelin
Chemical Pregnancy 10/5/10
BFP 2/7/11--m/c 2/12/11
TTD pics taken by knottie jen&louie
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Chemical Pregnancy 10/5/10
BFP 2/7/11--m/c 2/12/11
TTD pics taken by knottie jen&louie
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Re: someone tell me a joke
Pregnancy Week by Week stuff.
too much to read while watching modern family. But i'm gonna check it out when this is over in 5 mins
Chemical Pregnancy 10/5/10
BFP 2/7/11--m/c 2/12/11
TTD pics taken by knottie jen&louie
all the chuck norris jokes makes me laugh...
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep. He waits.Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Noris can piss his name into concrete.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.There's no use crying over spilled milk. Unless it's Chuck Norris's milk.On the evolutionary chart chuck norris looks the same for last 50 million years because he was perfect from day one.Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.Chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his uziChuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.Chuck Noris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"When Chuck Norris has sex with men, it is not because he is gay, but because he has ran out of women.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.My Blog: One Emerald
BFP#1: 9-13-11 EDD: 5-26-12 MMC: 11-4-11 D&C: 11-8-11
BFP#2: 7-6-12 Elizabeth Faye ("Zuzu") born 3-21-13
I don't know what??? Tell me tell me I wanna know now!.... Cause I was totally thinking discharge lol.
melted chocolate.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolateeeee....
Chemical Pregnancy 10/5/10
BFP 2/7/11--m/c 2/12/11
TTD pics taken by knottie jen&louie
Ew! No!
It's.....
Wait for it.....
A stick.
Ba-dum-ching! Very popular with the kids in my class, this one.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Chemical Pregnancy 10/5/10
BFP 2/7/11--m/c 2/12/11
TTD pics taken by knottie jen&louie
This. You totally makes me laugh out loud...so I LOL'd but didn't just type it.
Then came a miscarriage March '11
Then came a baby in the baby carriage May 16, 12
Waiting on our second little peanut!
I told that one to my fiance and he thought it was dumb, I told it to my co workers and they loved it....
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?.............
an Investigator!