April 2012 Moms

Our alarm clock failed us today

Hazel normally wakes up between 7 and 7:30 every day so we no longer set our phone alarms. My husband has to be at work at 8 and Hazel is still sleeping. Good thing he just work up on his own. Seems my kid is slacking on her job. She is so lazy.
i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.

Re: Our alarm clock failed us today

  • Maybe it's time to trade her in for a new model. 

    I was woken up today to "Babe, do we have eggs?  Babe, where's the muffin pans?"  Then I get up and he's like "Aw I wanted the smell of blueberry muffins to wake you up." Indifferent  

     

     

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    Maybe it's time to trade her in for a new model. 

    I was woken up today to "Babe, do we have eggs?  Babe, where's the muffin pans?"  Then I get up and he's like "Aw I wanted the smell of blueberry muffins to wake you up." Indifferent  


     

     

    Haha well it's the though that counts right? I can kind of understand the muffin pan question, but where else are you going to keep eggs? As far as I know they are always in the fridge.

    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
  • LOL Sorry you got a late start but I bet it felt good to sleep in a bit??
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  • LOL!

    Oh boy.  I'm not looking forward to the human alarm clock aspect of parenthood.

  • imageKFCupcake:

    Maybe it's time to trade her in for a new model. 

    I was woken up today to "Babe, do we have eggs?  Babe, where's the muffin pans?"  Then I get up and he's like "Aw I wanted the smell of blueberry muffins to wake you up." Indifferent  


     

     

    hahaha awww he had good intentions....

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  • Yeah, he's a good egg.  He knows blueberry muffins are my weakness.
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  • One of our cats thinks he is an alarm clock. Lucky for me he usually bothers H.
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  • ITA with trading her in for a new model!
    due april 10th :))
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    LOL Sorry you got a late start but I bet it felt good to sleep in a bit??
    It was really nice. I haven't slept that long in a while.
    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
  • I want to make a joke like, "she better find a new way to earn her keep," but she's so darn cute, it's hard to even joke about that!
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  • imageSteelCity44:
    I want to make a joke like, "she better find a new way to earn her keep," but she's so darn cute, it's hard to even joke about that!
    Lol thanks. She is really helpful when it comes to unloading the dishwasher. Unfortunately, she takes the silverware out all the time even if it is dirty.
    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
  • Our dog is our alarm clock. He's been slacking during the week though. He used to get DH up at 6, now he'll sleep as late as you let him during the week. On the weekends, he's up by 7:30-8.

    Our sleep schedule is still messed up - between me needing to eat before bed, getting up to pee, being hungry early in the mornings,  I've learned that I have to have an alarm set to make sure DH actually got up for work.

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    imageSteelCity44:
    I want to make a joke like, "she better find a new way to earn her keep," but she's so darn cute, it's hard to even joke about that!
    Lol thanks. She is really helpful when it comes to unloading the dishwasher. Unfortunately, she takes the silverware out all the time even if it is dirty.

    Ha! I can imagine! 

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    imagegisa886:
    imageSteelCity44:
    I want to make a joke like, "she better find a new way to earn her keep," but she's so darn cute, it's hard to even joke about that!
    Lol thanks. She is really helpful when it comes to unloading the dishwasher. Unfortunately, she takes the silverware out all the time even if it is dirty.

    Ha! I can imagine! 

    You'll all have so much fun. She cracks me up because she makes sure to take each piece out one by one and put them on the floor. This is serious business!

    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
  • This is hilarious!! I actually had to read this post to my hubby, LOL!!!
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