Once upon a time, there was a small boy named Oisin. He was eating dinner one night when a chicken appeared in the kitchen. The chicken was naughty and tried to bite Oisin's nose. Oisin was very upset about this. He did not want the chicken to bite him and he told the chicken that.
"No, chicken! No bite Oisin's nose! Chicken bad! Chicken bold! Chicken get in the boot (trunk of the car)!" The chicken did not listen (apparently). Oisin said to the chicken again, "No chicken! No bite Oisin's head!! Chicken go to time out! NOW!"
When the chicken didn't listen, Oisin's Daddy stomped on the chicken.
The End
Re: The Naughty Chicken
Apparently Oisins nose.
And, I love your kid. LOVE.