Do you fart in front of your husband?

MrsHollywood1023 · October 2011

DH seriously freaks if I do in front of him. He was ok with it when I was pregnant and really couldn't hold it but now he gets super grossed out if I do.

freeatlast2014 · October 2011

Yes, I do now. He does it all the time I want him to feel how gross it is to have it done the other way around. He still makes a big deal each time I do it too.

SweetHurricane · October 2011

Yes, but I usually try to cover it up by making some other noise at the same time.

On a sidenote: H saw me looking at this topic, and just said "WTF?" and walked away.

MarSamWhitney · October 2011

We have never done it in front of each other. Once I blamed the dog, and one time I heard him do a rapid fire in his sleep. It was pretty funny.

mommabear530 · October 2011

I try really hard not to, and try to cover it up when I can't hold it in long enough to leave the room. There are times I have no warning though and I get SO embarrassed and H freaks out. He does it in his sleep ALL.THE.TIME but never does in front of me on purpose. lol.

PillarRocks · October 2011

Yes, I do. He laughs when it is loud enough to hear. I'm not a loud farter....mine are silent and deadly, LOL Stick out tongue

ffejsGirl · October 2011

The only thing private in our house anymore is number 2. It's sad but we still keep the romance going in other ways so I'm not worried that he's been around for a few toots here and there