Apparently I don't look pregnant from behind

Sammy-Mae · October 2011

So I was in the mall yesterday with DH, trying to get labor going (spending a fortune on clothes for your children doesn't work BTW but is fun) and I had to go to the bathroom. There was a long hallway I had to walk down and I hear giggling behind me, it sounded like a bunch of teenagers so I ignore it, then I hear, "Let's all walk like that!" "It's more of a waddle. She is moving like a duck." more laughter. I just ignored it. I fully embrace my waddle right now. I am not embarrassed by it and there isn't a lot I could do about it even if I was. Then I heard, "Well she is never going to get a man if she doesn't work on her walk. Didn't your mother teach you not to waddle?" massive amounts of giggling followed.

Then I heard another woman say, "Well she got at least one man, there is no more womanly walk than that one. You should watch what you are saying, I bet she's pregnant." I just kind of grinned and kept waddling. I walked into the bathroom and there was a line up, the teenaged girls walk in the bathroom behind me, turns out there were three of them. They looked at me and their jaws dropped, one girl said, "Ohmigod you are pregnant." "Yup, let this be a lesson to you, lots and lots of unprotected sex totally ruins your walk."