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Jewish nose...

Okay, so I had to share this.  A lady at the park (we'd never met her before) asked DH if he was Jewish, you know, because of his nose?  At first, I was like Surprise but then I had to laugh. 

She was so totally foot-in-mouth but it cracked me up.  Who does that?

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    Someone asked Pat yesterday if he was Filipino yesterday because of his nose.  To be fair, she was also Filipino.  I always laugh when he gets that.  No one ever asks me these questions Stick out tongue
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    I am Jewish and no one has ever said anything to me like that.

    They do comment on my great rack, but that has nothing to do with religion that I know of. Wink

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    imagenicobean1:

    I am Jewish and no one has ever said anything to me like that.

    They do comment on my great rack, but that has nothing to do with religion that I know of. Wink

    LOL 

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    imagenicobean1:

    I am Jewish and no one has ever said anything to me like that.

    They do comment on my great rack, but that has nothing to do with religion that I know of. Wink

    bahaha!

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    People are so odd!
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    imagenicobean1:

    I am Jewish and no one has ever said anything to me like that.

    They do comment on my great rack, but that has nothing to do with religion that I know of. Wink

    Awesome!

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    A pleasantly demented member of DH's Jewish family once came up to me when we are living together but not married and had the following conversation:

    PDMofDHJF: Are you two married?

    Me: Um, no...

    PDMofDHJF: Well, then, are you lovers?

    Me: <silence>

    PDMofDHJF: Are you Jewish?

    Me: Um, no...

    PDMofDHJF: I didn't think so.  Tell me, how do you breathe out of that nose?

    Me: <silence>

     

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    imagehopingwaiting:

    A pleasantly demented member of DH's Jewish family once came up to me when we are living together but not married and had the following conversation:

    PDMofDHJF: Are you two married?

    Me: Um, no...

    PDMofDHJF: Well, then, are you lovers?

    Me: <silence>

    PDMofDHJF: Are you Jewish?

    Me: Um, no...

    PDMofDHJF: I didn't think so.  Tell me, how do you breathe out of that nose?

    Me: <silence>

     

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    DS born at 35w1d in February 2011
    Twin girls born at exactly 36w in February 2013
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    This thread is hysterical.  :)
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    imageMrs.EmmaLouise:
    Someone asked Pat yesterday if he was Filipino yesterday because of his nose.  To be fair, she was also Filipino.  I always laugh when he gets that.  No one ever asks me these questions Stick out tongue

    Maybe it's because you're so white. Get a tan ... Wink

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    imagenicobean1:

    I am Jewish and no one has ever said anything to me like that.

    They do comment on my great rack, but that has nothing to do with religion that I know of. Wink

    actually, come to think of it, most of my jewish girlfriends have great racks (like C cups on a 120lb size body)...you may be onto something there!

    skinny, busty b!tches.


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    imagenicobean1:

    I am Jewish and no one has ever said anything to me like that.

    They do comment on my great rack, but that has nothing to do with religion that I know of. Wink

    actually, come to think of it, most of my jewish girlfriends have great racks (like C cups on a 120lb size body)...you may be onto something there!

    skinny, busty b!tches.


    BFP #1 via IUI ~ L (Fatal Birth Defect) 4/7/10
    BFP #2 via IUI ~ m/c
    BFP #3 via cancelled IUI ~ C (2lb 3oz; HELLP) 5/16/11
    BFP #4 via the natural (free!) way ~ E (8lb 11oz) 9/13/12
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