Maybe he just shouldn't anymore
In case you missed it last night he told me soon I'd be as wide as I am tall (the use of "wide" is the operative issue here- I'm not getting wider damnit!).
Today he told me "Maybe you should stay away from horizontal stripes....."
Such a doofus. Good thing he's sexy, too.
Re: DH spoke again today...
Ha. My husband, who doesn't have a mean bone in his body, was mortified when I took his "aw, you're squishy again!" comment the wrong way. All he meant was that I wasn't as scrawny as I had been (a few months ago I lost a TON of weight...we were in Arkansas for a summer rep theatre and I was in three shows. No time to eat, lots of time to sweat and dance!) and that he was glad I was huggable once more.
Husbands are adorable.
Married: 1/2008 ~ DD#1: 3/2012
TTC #2: Started 4/2014 BFP 7/30/15 MC 8/3/15 BFP 9/4/2015 EDD 5/16/2016