Shh, I am saving the shots for tonight. I am going to get H liquored up and have my way with his body.
I'm trying to induce a bar-dancing-coyote-ugly-kinda-Friday up in this bish! I can load you up with shots before you head home. I got you covered.
you just wanna get your quota in for the month on drunk driving arrests!
I don't work patrol anymore! Loving the new digs where I run my own cases. Plus, when I worked patrol and someone would say "I hope you're happy! Did you meet your quota?" I would ALWAYS get in trouble with "Nope, we don't have quotas, Sarge says I can write as many as I want." or "Well, if I write 3 more today I get a set of steak knives." ::shrugs:: It was worth the complaint to me.
HA! Thanks. I was working dayshift and made a traffic stop (it was Halloween) and the lady I stopped insisted I take my sunglasses off so she could look into my eyes. I really didn't want to cuz I was wearing fireball contacts. She insisted, I obliged and she bout shiit herself. Turns out she played piano for the church, complained on me and no more red contacts for work. People take stuff wayyy too seriously.
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I'm glad I wasn't the one unpacking your bags... Ride your pony back to 6-9, betch!!!
I'm trying to induce a bar-dancing-coyote-ugly-kinda-Friday up in this bish! I can load you up with shots before you head home. I got you covered.
you just wanna get your quota in for the month on drunk driving arrests!
I don't work patrol anymore! Loving the new digs where I run my own cases. Plus, when I worked patrol and someone would say "I hope you're happy! Did you meet your quota?" I would ALWAYS get in trouble with "Nope, we don't have quotas, Sarge says I can write as many as I want." or "Well, if I write 3 more today I get a set of steak knives." ::shrugs:: It was worth the complaint to me.
HA! Thanks. I was working dayshift and made a traffic stop (it was Halloween) and the lady I stopped insisted I take my sunglasses off so she could look into my eyes. I really didn't want to cuz I was wearing fireball contacts. She insisted, I obliged and she bout shiit herself. Turns out she played piano for the church, complained on me and no more red contacts for work. People take stuff wayyy too seriously.
Your mom is awesome!
LOL, you don't know my mother...