Babies: 9 - 12 Months

FFFC

I think all of you who don't have 9+ month olds need to go back to 6-9 now.

JK. I really don't have any FFFC today...but I hope someone's got something juicy to get some drama going over here! 

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  • I fart at my desk when no one is around....
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  • I've been waiting all week for this, and yet I'm hesitant to say it because it's super embarrassing. Oh well, here goes.

    On Monday, I was driving home from work, and I had to fart. Well, I did, and.... it wasn't just a fart. It was diarrhea. I had to race home and change before I could go pick Colin up from daycare. H keeps calling me "poopy pants." I'm pretty sure I'm never going to live this one down. Embarrassed



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  • I am very diligent about filling up the water tank on the Keurig at work. Not because I care that it's filled or because it's my job, but because my coworkers always insist upon using bottled water in it. I think it's a huge waste and fill it with tap water. We all drink a ton of coffee here and I deem the tap water to be perfectly acceptable for coffee.
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  • DS was screaming in the car yesterday, and I was distracted and ran a red light. Embarrassed
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  • I didnt realize a co-irker was behind me while I was bumping, He asked what this site was- I said "Its a site for moms" He then asked, "So why are you on it?!" ... "uhhh, cuz I have an 11month old??" He told me he didnt know that.

    As if you dont see me every day?!?! How did you NOT know I was pregnant?!

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  • imageHenHen25:
    DS was screaming in the car yesterday, and I was distracted and ran a red light. Embarrassed

    OMG, I'm so glad you guys are okay.  I did this once with DD, it scared the sh!t out of me thinking of how badly it could have turned out.

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  • imagerawrandstuffx10:

    I didnt realize a co-irker was behind me while I was bumping, He asked what this site was- I said "Its a site for moms" He then asked, "So why are you on it?!" ... "uhhh, cuz I have an 11month old??" He told me he didnt know that.

    As if you dont see me every day?!?! How did you NOT know I was pregnant?!

    THIS is why my puter faces the window...ack

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  • imagesbuxsweetie:

    I've been waiting all week for this, and yet I'm hesitant to say it because it's super embarrassing. Oh well, here goes.

    On Monday, I was driving home from work, and I had to fart. Well, I did, and.... it wasn't just a fart. It was diarrhea. I had to race home and change before I could go pick Colin up from daycare. H keeps calling me "poopy pants." I'm pretty sure I'm never going to live this one down. Embarrassed

    Sorry, but this is HILARIOUS!! There are two things that I love more than anything. 1. When people fall down and 2. When people fart/poop themselves. Kills me everytime. Sorry that happened to you, though! I NEVER would've told my H!

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  • Here I go, being vulgar again. I think unshaved vaginas are gross. Not that I see a lot of vaginas, but thinking of them not being shaved makes me gag a little bit. A landing strip is okay though - its like a goatee for your Queen Victoria.
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    imagesbuxsweetie:

    I've been waiting all week for this, and yet I'm hesitant to say it because it's super embarrassing. Oh well, here goes.

    On Monday, I was driving home from work, and I had to fart. Well, I did, and.... it wasn't just a fart. It was diarrhea. I had to race home and change before I could go pick Colin up from daycare. H keeps calling me "poopy pants." I'm pretty sure I'm never going to live this one down. Embarrassed

    Sorry, but this is HILARIOUS!! There are two things that I love more than anything. 1. When people fall down and 2. When people fart/poop themselves. Kills me everytime. Sorry that happened to you, though! I NEVER would've told my H!

    LOL, it's okay. I put it out there for you all to laugh at/with me.

    I only told my H because it happened WHILE we were on the phone... so... that was awkward.



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  • imagesbuxsweetie:

    I've been waiting all week for this, and yet I'm hesitant to say it because it's super embarrassing. Oh well, here goes.

    On Monday, I was driving home from work, and I had to fart. Well, I did, and.... it wasn't just a fart. It was diarrhea. I had to race home and change before I could go pick Colin up from daycare. H keeps calling me "poopy pants." I'm pretty sure I'm never going to live this one down. Embarrassed

    pahahahaha I loled at this...not just because it was so funny but because something similar happened to me once -- in a mallEmbarrassed

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  • imageRandomPickle:
    Here I go, being vulgar again. I think unshaved vaginas are gross. Not that I see a lot of vaginas, but thinking of them not being shaved makes me gag a little bit. A landing strip is okay though - its like a goatee for your Queen Victoria.

    I don't shave, I trim.  Looks more like a whisker biscut then a bearded clam.  Plus I don't get the ingrown hairs that I do with a complete shave.  I don't really care for 70's porn bush nor do I care for looking pre-pubecent.  I'm in the middle

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  • imageRandomPickle:
    Here I go, being vulgar again. I think unshaved vaginas are gross. Not that I see a lot of vaginas, but thinking of them not being shaved makes me gag a little bit. A landing strip is okay though - its like a goatee for your Queen Victoria.

    I'm a landing strip girl myself... I feel weird and pedo-ish with a bald vag.

    Here's my gross confession today - I have to crap SO BAD, but I just got my period and I only have this one tampon. I refuse to poop with a tampon in, because what if poop gets on the string? That's so disgusting.

  • imageKaylaO1024:
    imagesbuxsweetie:

    I've been waiting all week for this, and yet I'm hesitant to say it because it's super embarrassing. Oh well, here goes.

    On Monday, I was driving home from work, and I had to fart. Well, I did, and.... it wasn't just a fart. It was diarrhea. I had to race home and change before I could go pick Colin up from daycare. H keeps calling me "poopy pants." I'm pretty sure I'm never going to live this one down. Embarrassed

    pahahahaha I loled at this...not just because it was so funny but because something similar happened to me once -- in a mallEmbarrassed

    YAY, we can be poopy pants together!



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    imageHenHen25:
    DS was screaming in the car yesterday, and I was distracted and ran a red light. Embarrassed

    OMG, I'm so glad you guys are okay.  I did this once with DD, it scared the sh!t out of me thinking of how badly it could have turned out.

    Thanks. It was so scary. I almost hit a car and things could have gone very badly.

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  • I went in to get DD from her crib this morning, only to find her sitting there playing with a plastic bag. Embarrassed It wasn't there when we put her to bed last night... the only thing I can think is if it was on her toybox and she reached through the bars and grabbed it..... but I honestly don't remember there being anything on her toybox, so I really don't know how she got it.

    I was scared to death and felt like the worst mom ever.

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    imageRandomPickle:
    Here I go, being vulgar again. I think unshaved vaginas are gross. Not that I see a lot of vaginas, but thinking of them not being shaved makes me gag a little bit. A landing strip is okay though - its like a goatee for your Queen Victoria.

    I don't shave, I trim.  Looks more like a whisker biscut then a bearded clam.  Plus I don't get the ingrown hairs that I do with a complete shave.  I don't really care for 70's porn bush nor do I care for looking pre-pubecent.  I'm in the middle

    I go between landing strip and a pre-teen. I get waxed and have never had an ingrown hair problem. Waxing is the shizz, yo.
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  • imagesbuxsweetie:

    I've been waiting all week for this, and yet I'm hesitant to say it because it's super embarrassing. Oh well, here goes.

    On Monday, I was driving home from work, and I had to fart. Well, I did, and.... it wasn't just a fart. It was diarrhea. I had to race home and change before I could go pick Colin up from daycare. H keeps calling me "poopy pants." I'm pretty sure I'm never going to live this one down. Embarrassed

    A few months ago I was at the mall looking for new shoes before I went to class and I did the same thing! I had to leave the store and go to the mall bathroom. There were tons of people in there and I didn't want anyone to know what happened  so I left my pants and shoes on and very carefully took my underwear off and threw them away in the little trash can in the stall that's for pads and tampons. I had to go to class without underwear!

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    imageRandomPickle:
    Here I go, being vulgar again. I think unshaved vaginas are gross. Not that I see a lot of vaginas, but thinking of them not being shaved makes me gag a little bit. A landing strip is okay though - its like a goatee for your Queen Victoria.

    I'm a landing strip girl myself... I feel weird and pedo-ish with a bald vag.

    Here's my gross confession today - I have to crap SO BAD, but I just got my period and I only have this one tampon. I refuse to poop with a tampon in, because what if poop gets on the string? That's so disgusting.

    So funny!!  Just grab the string and hold it out of the way (pull it forward a bit).  

    Bald vags weird me out...makes me feel like I'm 12 and then it totally grosses me out for DH to touch me. 

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    imageRandomPickle:
    Here I go, being vulgar again. I think unshaved vaginas are gross. Not that I see a lot of vaginas, but thinking of them not being shaved makes me gag a little bit. A landing strip is okay though - its like a goatee for your Queen Victoria.

    I don't shave, I trim.  Looks more like a whisker biscut then a bearded clam.  Plus I don't get the ingrown hairs that I do with a complete shave.  I don't really care for 70's porn bush nor do I care for looking pre-pubecent.  I'm in the middle

    This is me most of the time. Once in a while I'll shave completely, then as it grows in I just try to keep in trim and neat... and then when I'm in the mood I'll shave again. IDK. keeps things interested cause DH never knows what he's gonna get. haha.

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  • The Ducks are a bunch of cheaters, law breakers and I wouldn't expect any more then this...

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    Yuck a Duck

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    imageKaylaO1024:
    imagesbuxsweetie:

    I've been waiting all week for this, and yet I'm hesitant to say it because it's super embarrassing. Oh well, here goes.

    On Monday, I was driving home from work, and I had to fart. Well, I did, and.... it wasn't just a fart. It was diarrhea. I had to race home and change before I could go pick Colin up from daycare. H keeps calling me "poopy pants." I'm pretty sure I'm never going to live this one down. Embarrassed

    pahahahaha I loled at this...not just because it was so funny but because something similar happened to me once -- in a mallEmbarrassed

    YAY, we can be poopy pants together!

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    imageKaylaO1024:
    imagesbuxsweetie:

    I've been waiting all week for this, and yet I'm hesitant to say it because it's super embarrassing. Oh well, here goes.

    On Monday, I was driving home from work, and I had to fart. Well, I did, and.... it wasn't just a fart. It was diarrhea. I had to race home and change before I could go pick Colin up from daycare. H keeps calling me "poopy pants." I'm pretty sure I'm never going to live this one down. Embarrassed

    pahahahaha I loled at this...not just because it was so funny but because something similar happened to me once -- in a mallEmbarrassed

    YAY, we can be poopy pants together!

    I pooped in my bed a little when I was in the hospital to have E.  I had a horrible stomach bug and I don't even know why I dared to fart. 

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  • imagecandr09:
    imageTobleroneBar:

    imageRandomPickle:
    Here I go, being vulgar again. I think unshaved vaginas are gross. Not that I see a lot of vaginas, but thinking of them not being shaved makes me gag a little bit. A landing strip is okay though - its like a goatee for your Queen Victoria.

    I don't shave, I trim.  Looks more like a whisker biscut then a bearded clam.  Plus I don't get the ingrown hairs that I do with a complete shave.  I don't really care for 70's porn bush nor do I care for looking pre-pubecent.  I'm in the middle

    This is me most of the time. Once in a while I'll shave completely, then as it grows in I just try to keep in trim and neat... and then when I'm in the mood I'll shave again. IDK. keeps things interested cause DH never knows what he's gonna get. haha.

    This is me too, except right now it has gotten a little out of control.

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  • imageKaylaO1024:
    imagesbuxsweetie:
    imageKaylaO1024:
    imagesbuxsweetie:

    I've been waiting all week for this, and yet I'm hesitant to say it because it's super embarrassing. Oh well, here goes.

    On Monday, I was driving home from work, and I had to fart. Well, I did, and.... it wasn't just a fart. It was diarrhea. I had to race home and change before I could go pick Colin up from daycare. H keeps calling me "poopy pants." I'm pretty sure I'm never going to live this one down. Embarrassed

    pahahahaha I loled at this...not just because it was so funny but because something similar happened to me once -- in a mallEmbarrassed

    YAY, we can be poopy pants together!

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    GROSS!!! Mine wasn't that bad. hahaha.. rimjob, you can join us in the poopypants club!



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  • imageRandomPickle:
    Here I go, being vulgar again. I think unshaved vaginas are gross. Not that I see a lot of vaginas, but thinking of them not being shaved makes me gag a little bit. A landing strip is okay though - its like a goatee for your Queen Victoria.

    I prefer the Brazilian wax myself Embarrassed

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  • imageCupcakeKaper:
    imageJerkStore213:

    imageRandomPickle:
    Here I go, being vulgar again. I think unshaved vaginas are gross. Not that I see a lot of vaginas, but thinking of them not being shaved makes me gag a little bit. A landing strip is okay though - its like a goatee for your Queen Victoria.

    I'm a landing strip girl myself... I feel weird and pedo-ish with a bald vag.

    Here's my gross confession today - I have to crap SO BAD, but I just got my period and I only have this one tampon. I refuse to poop with a tampon in, because what if poop gets on the string? That's so disgusting.

    So funny!!  Just grab the string and hold it out of the way (pull it forward a bit).  

    Bald vags weird me out...makes me feel like I'm 12 and then it totally grosses me out for DH to touch me. 

    Nope. Can't do it. I guess it's a hangup I have. The poop will not come out if I have a tampon in because I put a mental block on it. Plus I'll just have a weird feeling that I have poop in my vag all day and nobody wants that.

    And back to the shaving thing - I'm with Rimmer... this is all going on the assumption that I have actually cared enough to shave in the past 2 months or so, which I have not. FFFC #2!

  • And here's #3. This morning, after I fed DS, I lost him in my bed. Yes. I lost him. In my bed. I laid him down and I leaned over to grab his diapers and wipes and outfit for the day and when I leaned back again, I couldn't find him. He like swam down in the blankets and buried himself, and I was sitting there going "WTF??? He disappeared! I didn't hear him hit the floor or anything!"

    Shut up, I'm sick and extremely tired and I got my period today.

  • imageKaylaO1024:
    imagesbuxsweetie:

    I've been waiting all week for this, and yet I'm hesitant to say it because it's super embarrassing. Oh well, here goes.

    On Monday, I was driving home from work, and I had to fart. Well, I did, and.... it wasn't just a fart. It was diarrhea. I had to race home and change before I could go pick Colin up from daycare. H keeps calling me "poopy pants." I'm pretty sure I'm never going to live this one down. Embarrassed

    pahahahaha I loled at this...not just because it was so funny but because something similar happened to me once -- in a mallEmbarrassed

    Um yeah, same thing happened to me...in an airport :( 

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  • I wish I had less of a filter. Sometimes I feel like I worry too much about being nice and everything gets bottled up.  I just want to let it out but I can't!
  • imagechristine_marie:
    imagesbuxsweetie:

    I've been waiting all week for this, and yet I'm hesitant to say it because it's super embarrassing. Oh well, here goes.

    On Monday, I was driving home from work, and I had to fart. Well, I did, and.... it wasn't just a fart. It was diarrhea. I had to race home and change before I could go pick Colin up from daycare. H keeps calling me "poopy pants." I'm pretty sure I'm never going to live this one down. Embarrassed

    A few months ago I was at the mall looking for new shoes before I went to class and I did the same thing! I had to leave the store and go to the mall bathroom. There were tons of people in there and I didn't want anyone to know what happened  so I left my pants and shoes on and very carefully took my underwear off and threw them away in the little trash can in the stall that's for pads and tampons. I had to go to class without underwear!

    This....but it was my H and it happened at McD's.  And I will NEVER let him live it down......bwahahahah!!!! 

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  • I slapped my boob today because I was mad that my milk wouldn't come out while trying to nurse LO. I have really been struggling with giving up on nursing or not and the guilt I feel even thinking about stopping before hes one year old
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  • I'm completely bare down there all the time. It doesn't make me feel like a 13 y/o, I just like the way it looks better. I used to do the Brazilian but it's too $$ so I just shave.
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  • I had my gallbladder out yesterday so DH has to do everything. He's taking care of DD and the house and the dogs and everything. I don't feel all that bad so I fully intend on still going to a sex toys party tomorrow.
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  • imageLoppy19:
    I gave DD Honey Nut Cheerios. When I realized my fail I freaked out so bad I called her pedi.

    what did the pedi say?

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  • I fake the monthly pictures of my LO.  He's such a slooow grower that it really doesn't matter if I miss by a week or two.  The tiny upside of Failure to Thrive - I can be lazy about taking pictures.
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    The Ducks are a bunch of cheaters, law breakers and I wouldn't expect any more then this...

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    Yuck a Duck

    HOR!
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  • I can't stop eating Madeleines. I drive to a grocery store that's 20 minutes further, just to get them.  It's been a month, and I'm still craving them nonstop. If I didn't just get my period, I would wonder.... 

    I'm eating one right now. Mmm

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  • My kid just ate some hand sanitizer. I knew he was pulling mail off the end table but I didn't realize he'd pulled the bottle of sanitizer down too and put the spout in his mouth. I don't think he liked the taste because he dropped it and went back to trying to eat paper instead.
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  • I still haven't shiit yet. I feel like I'm going to explode on the drive home. Thank god a lot of people probably took off today bc of Rosh Hashannah so the traffic should be ridiculous today.

    Guarantee I'll get home and find out my window of opportunity has closed and the poop went back into hiding until who knows when.

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