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My vagina is all business

buggywhipsbuggywhips member
in December 2011 Moms

So I discovered an ingrown hair on my lady bits (by feel). I furthered this investigation with the assistance of a mirror...holy crap!  I want to put that thing on lock down!

It already looks like I pushed a kid out of it-it's swollen, discolored and floppy.  Horrifying. I don't understand how MH can even look at it and want some.  I am considering letting myself go with the landscaping just to cover it up.  I guess the days of my vagina's youth are behind it-nothing but business from here on out!

Anyone else going through an identity crisis with their goods? Please??? 

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  • coleleecolelee
    yes!!! mine feels like it got beat up!!! and it so didn't =[ and i think i need new undies but i am not ready to part with my cute ones... so im not sure what i am going to do.
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  • KansasFarmMommaKansasFarmMomma member
    haha oh dear I haven't even looked at mine in like months! I told DH back when I started getting big that if he didn't want a hairy beast he had to trim the bushes because I can't even see lol so that's what he does! Before every doctors appointment he asks me if I want him to do it. I've got him so well trained LOL
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  • gina_bo_benagina_bo_bena
    Ummmm, I just had the exact same revelation last night!  I started having the swollen-y, beat up feeling after I got home and decided to check things out.  Big mistake.  I hadn't seen my lady bits in months and I should've kept it that way.  Seriously...I was like, WTH is this thing?  It can't be mine!!  I was considering getting a brazilian, but NO ONE else should have to look at that down there, lol.  Ugh...such is life.
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  • kanejkanej member
    I just sigh and give a disapproving nod at mine Crying
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  • Nichie2Nichie2 member
    yea...its not pretty... I have been feeling swollen as well, and don't like the looks of things down there.  I feel like its not even me, and I agree with PP, I don't know how my husband looks at it and still wants some!  I have been taking warm baths with epsom salts, and it does seem to help the swollen feeling a bit.  I too had to ditch the cute panties for regular ones, but I still bought bikini.  I will say I do feel a bit better down there (I was wearing thongs until last week).  I had brought up the swollen feeling to my Dr., and she suggested the panty change up, to get a bit more "support" down there.  I know we never go back to complete normalcy, but I hope it gets better after healing from LO!
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  • alieb82alieb82 member
    I know that this is common and supposed to happen, but I haven't checked myself out lately...since I can't see anything down there on my own lol.  I'm going home after work and breaking out the hand mirror right away! 
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  • NoodleMNoodleM member

    I managed to shave for the first time since being pregnant a few weeks ago and I was shocked to see what was under all that hair!

    My cute little vagina looks like it's been mangled, haha.

    I almost wish I could grow the hair back overnight so my husband doesn't see. He hasn't seemed to notice or say anything since then though...

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  • ziglet1228ziglet1228

    The other day my DH said to me, "don't get angry when I tell you this.... but I think your vagina is getting fatter."

    Wth??? He's lucky that neither me nor my vagina are easily offended. Clearly my DH has no filter! :-/

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  • buggywhipsbuggywhips member
    imageziglet1228:

    The other day my DH said to me, "don't get angry when I tell you this.... but I think your vagina is getting fatter."

    Wth??? He's lucky that neither me nor my vagina are easily offended. Clearly my DH has no filter! :-/

    That made me LOL!  MH always says mine looks angry.  I think it scares him a little bit to be quite honest. 

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  • buggywhipsbuggywhips member
    imageziglet1228:

    The other day my DH said to me, "don't get angry when I tell you this.... but I think your vagina is getting fatter."

    Wth??? He's lucky that neither me nor my vagina are easily offended. Clearly my DH has no filter! :-/

    That made me LOL!  MH always says mine looks angry.  I think it scares him a little bit to be quite honest. 

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  • hello_nyxhello_nyx member

    Yes, mine reminds me of Alien vs. Predator for some reason.

    It went back to it's good ol' self a few weeks after delivering my DD. Here's to hoping we have the same luck this time.

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  • brookie9brookie9
    All of these responses are cracking me up! DH and I talk pretty openly about everything and I warned him that now that we're in the homestretch a lot of funky changes may be taking place with my body so just a heads up. He said, "yeah I noticed you've been a bit swollen down there lately!" yep, and it's probably just gonna get worse...oh the joys!
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  • rxyb13rxyb13
    So umm my vajayjay has been feeling a bit beat up lately as well, and your post made me pull out a hand mirror. Wow. I'm surprised DH hasn't said anything yet!
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