Mother effin poopageddon

Molluskwrangler · September 2011

I pulled back Molls dipe to see if there was poop, there was so much poop my fingers were covered in shits. I washed my hands and then rushed her off for a diaperectomy. She proceeded to roll, kick, flail and get poop fvcking everywhere. I had to spray off a poop filled dipe, shirt, changing pad, cover and considered spraying her off too. I stood her up to wipe her off and she river danced.

That's fvcking it!! Is it too early to potty train?

lilbit923 · September 2011

River danced? LOL!! Coffee almost came out my nose.

Isla can roll but she's pretty good about laying still while I change her. I'm dreading when the time comes that she gets to Moll's stage.

Molluskwrangler · September 2011

I couldn't get her still to wipe her it shits were everywhere so I stood her up and her little legs kept kicking and jumping. I couldn't stop laughing.

EVA116 · September 2011

Ugh, I know what that is like. She has pooped all the way up into her hair. I think because she poops a lot when she is in her jumper and then jumps and pushes it up. I actually had to call for my husband the other day to help and he was in the down stairs bathroom pooping. It was just a poop filled morning. LOL

lilbit923 · September 2011

Molluskwrangler:
I couldn't get her still to wipe her it shits were everywhere so I stood her up and her little legs kept kicking and jumping. I couldn't stop laughing.

Then when you laugh, she laughs and it doesn't stop. She's thinking "I'm doing a good job rockin it Mom!"

EmjayTheBored · September 2011

I think it's time to start changing Molly in the driveway with a spray attachment on the hose.

PeonyPumps · September 2011

Maybe she was dancing because her bottom was too heavy to do so before? The poo spolosion lightened her load a bit? Too cute.

Molluskwrangler · September 2011

EmjayTheBored:
I think it's time to start changing Molly in the driveway with a spray attachment on the hose.

That's not a terrible idea. I think I need to start wearing a hazmat suit too.

LordValuemart · September 2011

Sounds like my morning lol, I woke up and Ronan was dancing in his crib with poop all over him and his bedding, and then every time I tried to lay him down he stood up and danced more, I finally gave up and hosed him off in the shower.

Molluskwrangler · September 2011

LordValuemart:
Sounds like my morning lol, I woke up and Ronan was dancing in his crib with poop all over him and his bedding, and then every time I tried to lay him down he stood up and danced more, I finally gave up and hosed him off in the shower.

If I could have gotten her from the changing table to the shower without chunks of poop falling off of her onto the carpet I would have.

It was redic. at least I can laugh about it, during and after. That girl is crazy. It must have felt good to unload all of that, she was a dancing fool.

TysMom2011 · September 2011

we had one of these the other day....I look over at him bouncing in his exersaucer and notice something weird in the base of it....yeah, it was full of shiit. I got to pick him up and I can see it oozing out of the top of his diaper and out the legs.

I literally could not think of what to do first..I had to clean the baby, but the dog was sniffing around eying the exersaucer, so I made us ALL go into the bathroom. DS was put fully clothed in the tub and I started spraying down from there. The dog couldn't figure out what was going on!

Then I had a lovely job of cleaning and disinfecting the exersauser and scrubbing down the tub It was a great morning.

LordValuemart · September 2011

Molluskwrangler:
LordValuemart:
Sounds like my morning lol, I woke up and Ronan was dancing in his crib with poop all over him and his bedding, and then every time I tried to lay him down he stood up and danced more, I finally gave up and hosed him off in the shower.
If I could have gotten her from the changing table to the shower without chunks of poop falling off of her onto the carpet I would have.
It was redic. at least I can laugh about it, during and after. That girl is crazy. It must have felt good to unload all of that, she was a dancing fool.

I laid down newspaper, lol.

Molluskwrangler · September 2011

LordValuemart:
Molluskwrangler:
LordValuemart:
Sounds like my morning lol, I woke up and Ronan was dancing in his crib with poop all over him and his bedding, and then every time I tried to lay him down he stood up and danced more, I finally gave up and hosed him off in the shower.
If I could have gotten her from the changing table to the shower without chunks of poop falling off of her onto the carpet I would have.
It was redic. at least I can laugh about it, during and after. That girl is crazy. It must have felt good to unload all of that, she was a dancing fool.
I laid down newspaper, lol.

bahahahah!!! Our changing table is against the wall and she actually poop stamped the wall!! I had to scrub her butt print off of it.

H came home and I told him the story and all he could say was "I'm sure glad I missed that!"

SunDrop11 · September 2011

EmjayTheBored:
I think it's time to start changing Molly in the driveway with a spray attachment on the hose.

Between this and picturing Molly river dancing with poop flying everywhere, I'm dying laughing.

JLSmith124 · September 2011

ugh...those are the worst!

I had an everythingsplosion when Aaron was about 3 weeks old. I laid him down to change him and he was covered to his neck. Then he spit up and started choking. I quickly sat him up (sans diaper at this point) and he started peeing everywhere. I was covered in every bodily fluid you could think of. All I could do was stand there holding him in front of me thinking "what the hell just happened?!" Then we both headed straight for the tub...

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