"...but guess what?" Do I really need to guess--pretty sure you're going to tell me, so let's skip that question all together.
"oh just you wait" Duh! I am waiting....have been waiting for..oh...approximately 28 weeks now.
Got any you'd like to add to the list? Do it.

Re: Phrases I could do without
"No offense, but..." = "I am about to offend you, but you can't get mad."
"You look really pregnant today!" = "You look really fat today!"
"I'm not racist, but..."
Translation: I *am* racist, but I know it's no longer PC and I'm about to say something based on a racial stereotype.
Oh my gosh....I haven't heard that one in years...eons! Come on people! Horrible!
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"What had happened was..." - Why can't you just say "what happened was"?
"No offense, but..." - I'm about to offend you, but since I gave you a heads-up, you can't get mad at me.
"Forreal?" - Uhh no, I'm lying to you! YES, I'm serious!
"I don't know what to tell you, but..." - So you're about to tell me something, but you don't how to tell me?! I'm confused...ha!
"I'm not one to say 'I told you so', but..." - You're going to go ahead and 'tell me so'
hahah my hair dresser says "d'ya know what I mean" after every other statement. OMG drives me nuts......
This is what her stories sound like: "So this morning, I was at starbucks getting my usual coffee, and the line was so long, d'ya know what I mean? The lady in front of me paid in dimes and held up the whole line, d'ya know what I mean?" yatta yatta yatta
She's lucky she's a phenomenal hairdresser, or I would have been gone a long time ago!
''I literally . . . " It is the new 'actually' and 'basically' and 99% of the time it isn't even used correctly.
This.. no you are not literally a house etc, you are figuratively a house, you are literally pregnant.. drives me nuts.
Diagnosed with Anti little c antibodies. DS1 7.11.11 - Anaemia and Jaundice. 10 days in the NICU, 1 exchange transfusion and 4 blood transfusions. DS2 29.8.13 - Anaemia 7 days in the NICU and 1 exchange transfusion. Both are now happy and healthy.I think anything can become annoying when it's something one person says excessively.
My personal favs...
"I'm not gonna lie..."
"Oh you know me..."
I know someone who says, "N N" instead of "and then."
"N N I said....N N I told her...N N you can..."
When people say Benjermin instead of Benjamin I cringe! We are not naming our baby Benjermin!
WTF! I tried saying that {in my head} and I sound like a 3 year old.
The third time was the charm!
BFP #3 ~ 4.08.11 ~ EDD: 12.17.11 ~ DD born 12.13.11
BFP #2 - 8.04.10 - missed m/c discovered 8.31.10, d&c 9.02.10
BFP #1 - 5.20.10 - m/c 5.29.10 @ 5w6d
".... know what I mean?" After EVERY SENTENCE! It's like they're forcing you to agree with them.
"I seen..." as in "I seen her email" or "I seen him at Target". NO! You did not SEEN it, you SAW it.
I can't stand the cliche "now more than ever." It seems like people apply this to everything without even thinking about it. "Now more than ever we need to watch how we're spending." "The safety of your family is important now more than ever." "We need to look our doors now more than ever."
OMG! Enough!
I also hate when people use "literally" wrong.
I ALSO hate "mommy to be." I don't get it. I'm already a parent...there's a baby I'm taking care of. I feel like a parent "now more than ever." LOL
The other things that drive me nuts in professional communications are misspellings, absent punctuation marks, uncapitalized letters, abbreviations and general abuses of the English language. I understand being lazy with friends and family, but it is completely inappropriate in the work environment. You don't deserve a paycheck if you can't take the time to type your communications properly.
I KNOW! It's the most annoying thing ever.