Apparently being 5'6 and 145 makes me... (Vent)
PREGNANT. According to BM that is. After meeting me last week for the first time since December, she decided to send SO this text: "Is MCL pregnant,? She kinda looks it, all kidding aside. You don't have to answer if you don't want to, but I like her and the kids love her." Why thank you, BM but as a matter of fact I'm NOT pregnant, although I do carry my weight low and in front so I can see how that would be an easy shot to take. BM's response: "Oh, I was kinda hoping she was. I want you to be happy with someone like John and I are." Really? You want me to be pregnant? Well wait just a little while longer and I'm sure I can work that out for you. But teasing SO about your new relationship that he's working really hard to accept and be gracious about is just mean.
Some other highlights: BM is surprised that SO and I are together b/c he normally liked thin girls. But he's gained so much weight himself it must even out. Also spending time with me must be the reason that SD11 is getting fat. 
Does anybody remember the pictures I posted in Illumine's picture post? My SKs may be a lot of things...but FAT is not one of them. I need a drink...
Re: Apparently being 5'6 and 145 makes me... (Vent)
Super super catty.
And, don't let it get to you. You clearly have something she wants. Take her jealousy as a compliment.
I'm the same hight and weight as you.
want me to b**ch slap her for you???
I am about an inch taller and have about 12 lbs more... and WW says I am 'perfect'!
What a nucklehead... I remember BM asking me one time if I was okay cause I looked like I had gained weight... etc... after the fact, I realized I shoulda told her we were expecting... (trust me, not planning on any kids).
I would have given her a look and walked away...
Thanks guys, y'all certianly know how to make a girl feel better about herself. BM is super skinny and I am super not, but I know the only reason she said that stuff is because she knew that SO would get mad about it. I think WAY to highly of myself to let her bother me!
In response to PPs; Yes, BM does tell SD11 that she's getting fat. She also tells her she's lazy. Granted she's not a very active kid, but someone I don't think that's really the best way to motivate a sensitive tweenage girl.
SO told me that what BM because I was sitting there when she texted it. But I would have wanted to know anyway. I don't care what people say about me, but I hate feeling like I'm the last one to know. Weird, I know, but still.