I started counseling for my PPD/Anxiety yesterday. The counselor was asking me questions about how I am dealing with the stress of everything and how I cope.
Her: Do you drink any alcohol?
Me: Not nearly enough!!
She said she had never heard THAT one before. She pretty much could not stop laughing! I totally didn't mean it, the words just fell out of my mouth!
I started counseling for my PPD/Anxiety yesterday. The counselor was asking me questions about how I am dealing with the stress of everything and how I cope.
Her: Do you drink any alcohol?
Me: Not nearly enough!!
She said she had never heard THAT one before. She pretty much could not stop laughing! I totally didn't mean it, the words just fell out of my mouth!
Spent a fortune online shopping today...not something I can do on maternity leave pay...plus the 6 weeks unpaid leave I plan on taking next summer. Ebay is just too easy!! Remember when you actually had to leave the house to spend money??
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I stopped at the grocery store yesterday on the way home from work and along with the couple things I needed to buy I bought a big, fat bakery cookie, then gobbled it on the way home so I wouldn't have to share it with DH, but since we only live about three blocks away, I had to circle around twice to finish it and make sure the crumbs weren't on my face and clothes.
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I stopped at the grocery store yesterday on the way home from work and along with the couple things I needed to buy I bought a big, fat bakery cookie, then gobbled it on the way home so I wouldn't have to share it with DH, but since we only live about three blocks away, I had to circle around twice to finish it and make sure the crumbs weren't on my face and clothes.
I stopped at the grocery store yesterday on the way home from work and along with the couple things I needed to buy I bought a big, fat bakery cookie, then gobbled it on the way home so I wouldn't have to share it with DH, but since we only live about three blocks away, I had to circle around twice to finish it and make sure the crumbs weren't on my face and clothes.
My family (as in parents/aunts, etc.--not as in Jared, Liam, and me) makes me NUTS because they are (in general) horrible people.
My mom sent me this email today that ended with:
You may share this email with Jared as he probably will see the humor in the ___insert last name of family_'s_ stubbornness and their finally needing to make a change.
after telling this story about an elderly couple my grandma is friends with moving into a retirement home. So, I'm supposed to show an email to Jared to make FUN of older people losing their farmhouse and moving into a retirement home? She's such a @#$#@! Honestly, my mom is probably a sociopath. She did time for attempted manslaughter for trying to shoot my two aunts.
Then, one of the aunts (that my mom tried to shoot), put some "birther" BS on my Facebook page -- about President Obama not being a U.S. citizen -- on some stuff that one of my publishers had written. He's a very nice man (and we joke that he's my "pretend Dad" because I really can't stand my family), and he's one of the founders of WebMD, so it's just embarrassing that my family is like this around people I really respect and who respect me. *Sigh*
I hate cyclists. Loathe them. "Share the Road" my ass, don't swerve in front of cars going 60 mph, asshat.
I find that the term asshat is not used nearly enough. My FFFC is that I cannot stand some of the more common grammatical errors: their, they're, there; your, you're; should OF instead of should have. I'm a grammar b!tch.
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I hate cyclists. Loathe them. "Share the Road" my ass, don't swerve in front of cars going 60 mph, asshat.
I find that the term asshat is not used nearly enough. My FFFC is that I cannot stand some of the more common grammatical errors: their, they're, there; your, you're; should OF instead of should have. I'm a grammar b!tch.
YAY! I'm an English professor, and you've just made my day. I totally want a "Grammar ***" T-shirt now :-)
I stopped at the grocery store yesterday on the way home from work and along with the couple things I needed to buy I bought a big, fat bakery cookie, then gobbled it on the way home so I wouldn't have to share it with DH, but since we only live about three blocks away, I had to circle around twice to finish it and make sure the crumbs weren't on my face and clothes.
omg too funny and yes I do this with snacks too! dh does the same to me so I do not feel guilty!
I so wish that I could be a SAHM. I know I should be happy to have a job but I soooo cannot stand the drama that comes from my work. Seriously I would rather change adult diapers than work where I work.
Re: FFFC
Yes they are!
I started counseling for my PPD/Anxiety yesterday. The counselor was asking me questions about how I am dealing with the stress of everything and how I cope.
Her: Do you drink any alcohol?
Me: Not nearly enough!!
She said she had never heard THAT one before. She pretty much could not stop laughing! I totally didn't mean it, the words just fell out of my mouth!
Love!!!
That's my kind of girl!
YUM
DS Desmond Alexander 6.9.11
DD Vivienne Elena 12.16.13
? EDD 3/29/2018
Same here.
And I also had oreos for lunch. And doritos.
Probably why I can't lose this last 10 pounds!
Ahahahaha! LOVE this!!
haha I would TOTALLY do this! Love it!
My family (as in parents/aunts, etc.--not as in Jared, Liam, and me) makes me NUTS because they are (in general) horrible people.
My mom sent me this email today that ended with:
You may share this email with Jared as he probably will see the humor in the ___insert last name of family_'s_ stubbornness and their finally needing to make a change.
after telling this story about an elderly couple my grandma is friends with moving into a retirement home. So, I'm supposed to show an email to Jared to make FUN of older people losing their farmhouse and moving into a retirement home? She's such a @#$#@! Honestly, my mom is probably a sociopath. She did time for attempted manslaughter for trying to shoot my two aunts.
Then, one of the aunts (that my mom tried to shoot), put some "birther" BS on my Facebook page -- about President Obama not being a U.S. citizen -- on some stuff that one of my publishers had written. He's a very nice man (and we joke that he's my "pretend Dad" because I really can't stand my family), and he's one of the founders of WebMD, so it's just embarrassing that my family is like this around people I really respect and who respect me. *Sigh*
Sorry that this got so long.
Mac and cheese lover!
I find that the term asshat is not used nearly enough. My FFFC is that I cannot stand some of the more common grammatical errors: their, they're, there; your, you're; should OF instead of should have. I'm a grammar b!tch.
YAY! I'm an English professor, and you've just made my day. I totally want a "Grammar ***" T-shirt now :-)
Mac and cheese lover!
omg too funny and yes I do this with snacks too! dh does the same to me so I do not feel guilty!