Best and worst doctors names EVER

megan.e.jensen@gmail.com · September 2011

I told my husband that I was delivered by Dr. Cradle...Awww! He told me that his dad's vasectomy was performed by Dr. Saw! Bwahahaha! Any other good ones out there?

CandiceNT · September 2011

An old friend of mine's dad is Dr. Love Big Smile (dentist)

JnJ_9.22.07 · September 2011

My orthodontist was Dr. Opin. (like open)

MommaErica · September 2011

I have a friend who used to go to a gynecologist named Dr. Bush. Not even joking.

Blairby · September 2011

I ended up using a different doctor for my pregnancy, but my old OBGYN was Dr. Goo.

heidi.murken · September 2011

MommaErica:
I have a friend who used to go to a gynecologist named Dr. Bush. Not even joking.

O.M.G.!

snowkiwi · September 2011

My childhood friend Charlie's father was an OB/GYN... His name is Dr. Tongue!

sarahjames9 · September 2011

A big infertility Dr in my area is named Dr. Doody. Shew! haha.

MNCP · September 2011

There's 2 Dr. Doody's! Both of them Infertility docs in the Dallas Fort Worth area, and when I looked them up on the internet, I ran across a patient quote that said

"If Dr. Doody can't get you pregnant, you aren't going to get pregnant!"

Katie996 · September 2011

This is the BEST thread ever. I literally laughed out loud when i was reading some of these. My DH thought i was losing it. lol.

raeski2008 · September 2011

I have a friend who's gynecologist is Dr D!ck, lol

Mom2Cinderella · September 2011

When I was growing up, there was a ob/gyn in my hometown named Dr. Grab (not sure of the spelling). I never went to him...haha

varkeyr · September 2011

My orthodontist was Dr Dragon. He also had red hair.

tonychelle · September 2011

My old doctor's office has a Dr. Rippy...never saw him, though. Eek!

3greatkiddos · September 2011

Dr. Ilyas (eye-less)

Optometrist

Eriksgal · September 2011

My old dentist is Dr Russell Stover like the candy company. I used to know a Dr D I c k and the other Dr in the practice was Dr Moorhead. Lol!

mbgreenwalt · September 2011

The doctor that gave my sister her safe sex talk was Dr. Stiffman.

missjanesmom · September 2011

One of the dentists in town is Dr. Smiley. I have a friend named John Buschman who is now a family doctor/DO. He hated his OB rotation. He couldn't introduce himself without hearing snickering!!!

ellehinck · September 2011

CandiceNT:

An old friend of mine's dad is Dr. Love (dentist)

Is he in MD? One of the dentists at the office I go to is named Dr. Love. Another is Dr. Formica

MamaCat21 · September 2011

My mom's GYN was Dr. ***.

Andrea Cohoon · September 2011

I don't have a good doctor's name, but on the Main Street in my hometown there is a proctologist's office, but the entrance is in the back of the building. In large, bold print on the front window it says, "Enter in rear."

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