My sister texted me a few hours ago and said she had news that would make me laugh til I peed myself.
Apparently this morning, an ambulance collided with a black bear in front of McDonalds.
The poor little bear was so scared that he then ran across the road to Burger King and tried climbing a light pole.
Poor thing...
He's smart though; and he definitely won't get hit at Burger King. Our Burger King is the nastiest one in the United States. Nobody goes there.
Seriously, if it got too hot in there, the tables would deep fry under all the grease that's on them.
Anyway, I didn't think it was funny. I like black bears. They look so cuddly. I mean, I wouldn't want to meet one face to face, but I still think they're cute.
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Holy randomness Batman.
Poor bear.