Cool: DD helps sort the laundry.

MaybeMore · September 2011

She loves to get out all her things from the clean pile, put them in a box, and carry them upstairs to her room.

Not so cool: She jumps on them to make them all fit.

*sighs* I don't like ironing.

weelass24 · September 2011

MaybeMore:

Not so cool: She jumps on them to make them all fit.

*sighs* I don't like ironing.

OMG!! The perfect child has failed you! Must be horrible parenting behind it.

KtB0605 · September 2011

She's obviously jumping because she has anger issues. PARENTS ARE THE PROBLEM!

CinemaGoddess · September 2011

Shenanigans.

lurkylulu2 · September 2011

Love disciplines. So many parents fail to realize this.

Excitedtostart · September 2011

Wait, your child misbehaved? I don't understand.

ludicrous · September 2011

I know this is a public message board and all but why are you posting here? Genuine curiosity.

leslie13510 · September 2011

Yes, but the real questions is: Does she want her hair to look just like yours? Because I've heard that is the true measure of how great of a parent you are.

kaydee_2008 · September 2011

A truly perfect mother would love ironing. Life is best without wrinkles, and perfect kids must always sparkle.

ValentineBB · September 2011

My 10 month old tutors her dad in linear algebra. And her poops smell like strawberry shortcake. I win.

armandos_girl · September 2011

Clearly you need to stop buying clothes for her until she can learn to respect them. In fact, just take away all her clothes. With winter coming, it will really help to drive the lesson home.

jensneb · September 2011

ValentineBB:

My 10 month old tutors her dad in linear algebra. And her poops smell like strawberry shortcake. I win.

Love!

Rach21 · September 2011

ValentineBB:
My 10 month old tutors her dad in linear algebra. And her poops smell like strawberry shortcake. I win.

LOL! That's FANTASTIC.

Lyssapee · September 2011

She's already 2 and you still have to help her with laundry?

MaybeMore · September 2011

weelass24:
MaybeMore:

Not so cool: She jumps on them to make them all fit.

*sighs* I don't like ironing.

OMG!! The perfect child has failed you! Must be horrible parenting behind it.

Weelass, you're the one with the nasty child who bites and hits, aren't you? The one whose toddler rules the house and who you're so desperate to get rid of they you're wanting to play videos in his room?

Uh, yeah.

One word for you: Trainwreck.

You're apparently too stupid to realize what the argument was about. My argument is that it's natural for children to try out hitting and biting. If they continue, it's way more likely to be simple crappy parenting than abuse. Mysterious_wife thinks that no child would be that violent unless he is abused or in need of serious psychological intervention (or, likely, possible medication).

So, as the parent of a horrible violent brat, which is it? Are you just a crappy parent, or do you abuse your children? Are you doing to blame it on some fabricated organic disease of his brain? You should be able to settle this argument immediately. It's one of the above, honey. You've got to pick. Because if a child as old as your son is that horrible, there has to be SOMETHING wrong.

Newsflash: As for DD, this isn't bad behavior. It's little kid behavior. I didn't correct her at all, as she was trying to help. The only modification that I made was the decision to stop ironing any of her clothes until she quits doing that. And that was a modification to MY behavior, not hers.

What she got in trouble for today was whining. See, that IS bad behavior. She changed her clothes approximately 30 times, dumped out tons of toys and had to be told to put them back when she wandered off from them, started to cry when she only got one piece of chocolate for the day but stopped herself, and make unholy amounts of noise with a toy recorder. Some of those things were exasperating. None were bad. So the only thing she got a correction for was her actual bad behavior.

But I doubt that you can understand that.

MaybeMore · September 2011

ludicrous:
I know this is a public message board and all but why are you posting here? Genuine curiosity.

Why do you? Genuine curiosity.

weelass24 · September 2011

MaybeMore:

Weelass, you're the one with the nasty child who bites and hits, aren't you? The one whose toddler rules the house and who you're so desperate to get rid of they you're wanting to play videos in his room?

Uh, yeah.

One word for you: Trainwreck.

You're apparently too stupid to realize what the argument was about. My argument is that it's natural for children to try out hitting and biting. If they continue, it's way more likely to be simple crappy parenting than abuse. Mysterious_wife thinks that no child would be that violent unless he is abused or in need of serious psychological intervention (or, likely, possible medication).

So, as the parent of a horrible violent brat, which is it? Are you just a crappy parent, or do you abuse your children? Are you doing to blame it on some fabricated organic disease of his brain? You should be able to settle this argument immediately. It's one of the above, honey. You've got to pick. Because if a child as old as your son is that horrible, there has to be SOMETHING wrong.

Newsflash: As for DD, this isn't bad behavior. It's little kid behavior. I didn't correct her at all, as she was trying to help. The only modification that I made was the decision to stop ironing any of her clothes until she quits doing that. And that was a modification to MY behavior, not hers.

What she got in trouble for today was whining. See, that IS bad behavior. She changed her clothes approximately 30 times, dumped out tons of toys and had to be told to put them back when she wandered off from them, started to cry when she only got one piece of chocolate for the day but stopped herself, and make unholy amounts of noise with a toy recorder. Some of those things were exasperating. None were bad. So the only thing she got a correction for was her actual bad behavior.

But I doubt that you can understand that.

Holyfuckingshit you are FUNNY.

weelass24 · September 2011

PS. It is my kid that is always getting bitten by other kids. True story.

ohashlet · September 2011

Holy effing god you could never do twitter could you? Limiting yourself to less than 300 characters would make you implode.

PubStar09 · September 2011

You're a verbose nutjob.

Mysterious_wife · September 2011

MaybeMore:
You're apparently too stupid to realize what the argument was about. My argument is that it's natural for children to try out hitting and biting. If they continue, it's way more likely to be simple crappy parenting than abuse. Mysterious_wife thinks that no child would be that violent unless he is abused or in need of serious psychological intervention (or, likely, possible medication).

Can you point me to where I said the child needed to be medicated? Can you point me to where I said he was abused? I think I said, actually I am pretty sure I said something is wrong. As in there is something going on in his life that is making him so angry and violent.

You are a b!tch who needs to become a little more open to the fact not every family is perfect. You also need to understand there are children out there (and adults) who need a little more than discipline to thrive.

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