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Poll: 'landscaping' before delivery?

after talking with Marsenmmo about the fun stories in L&D, I was wondering... 

did you groom before the baby was born?

I am now super commited to making sure about gardening ever since hearing the phrase "pulling a Gary Coleman or Orange Peel"...

 

LOL!

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Re: Poll: 'landscaping' before delivery?

  • OMG - my DH asked me that the other day.  I was thinking... why is HE worried about that.  I haven't even done it WHILE PG. 
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  • B actually asked?  what the heck was going through his mind that he would ask you that?  Boys are so funny....
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  • imagemuffinhead:
    B actually asked?  what the heck was going through his mind that he would ask you that?  Boys are so funny....

    I KNOW!! I totally asked him "why"... and I can't remember his lame answer!  

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  • If you have a c-section and haven't "groomed", they do it for you.

     

    I did it myself, thank you very much. 

  • image2bearichards:

    If you have a c-section and haven't "groomed", they do it for you.

     

    I did it myself, thank you very much. 

    Out of curiosity... just how much do they take off!?!

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    image2bearichards:

    If you have a c-section and haven't "groomed", they do it for you.

     

    I did it myself, thank you very much. 

    Out of curiosity... just how much do they take off!?!

     

    I don't know, but she had a disposable bic in her hand and I wasn't about to find out (I had "groomed" during my entire pregnancy, so there was no need).

  • imageMy.ABC.Life:
    image2bearichards:

    If you have a c-section and haven't "groomed", they do it for you.

     

    I did it myself, thank you very much. 

    Out of curiosity... just how much do they take off!?!

     

    all of it. I however had my DH do it the night prior.. cause I did not want a nurse doing it!

  • In my experience, just a very thin horizontal strip right at the top. It wasn't that big of a deal.
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  • Seriously this is the LEAST of my concerns come d-day!
  • Can someone please explain the Gary Coleman and Orange Peel comments?  Maybe I'm naive, but... I don't get it.

    I did, btw, because I figured it would make the PP stuff less messy.  But I do think that my version of Hell is a bikini wax during pregnancy. DAMN.

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    But I do think that my version of Hell is a bikini wax during pregnancy. DAMN.

    Ditto.  And I don't/can't shave.  I get bad razor burn.  :(

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  • imagebb_n_jp:

    Can someone please explain the Gary Coleman and Orange Peel comments?  Maybe I'm naive, but... I don't get it.

    I did, btw, because I figured it would make the PP stuff less messy.  But I do think that my version of Hell is a bikini wax during pregnancy. DAMN.

    It is the texture left behind. Does that make sense?

  • imageMy.ABC.Life:
    imagebb_n_jp:

    But I do think that my version of Hell is a bikini wax during pregnancy. DAMN.

    Ditto.  And I don't/can't shave.  I get bad razor burn.  :(

     

    One word:  NAIR

  • Hmmm, ok, Gary Coleman makes sense, orange peel not so much but then again I am not sure I even want to think about it.

    Nair down there?  Sounds like it would sting big-time, but then again I haven't tried Nair since high school and I'm guessing they've changed it since then (it used to smell like perm chemicals).

  • This thread it cracking me up!!

    I groomed throughout pg; however, the morning I went to the hospital I had NO idea I was really in labor. I seriously thought they were going to send me home- only to find out I was dilated 7+ centimeters. I immediately blushed as I realized not only had I not groomed recently, I hadn't even shaved my legs. I apologized to the L and D nurse about this and she laughed. Sigh. So, apparently I was more than a Gary Coleman...lol. I was the hairy legged screamer. Note to self: shave legs at all costs this time!

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     all of it. I however had my DH do it the night prior.. cause I did not want a nurse doing it!

    What a nice, nice DH.

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     all of it. I however had my DH do it the night prior.. cause I did not want a nurse doing it!

    What a nice, nice DH.

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  • I don't shave above the thigh as it is...not going to do it during pg.  I tell DH that I'll shave mine when he shaves his.  I shave under arms, chin, and legs.  Hope no one thinks any less of me  Embarrassed
  • TMI but I was waiting until near my due date to wax.  And well she came 4 weeks early so there you have it.  Honestly I didn't give a sh!t, and I don't think the nurses did either lol!
  • imagemuffinhead:

    after talking with Marsenmmo about the fun stories in L&D, I was wondering...?

    did you groom before the baby was born?

    I am now super commited to making sure about gardening ever since hearing the phrase "pulling a Gary Coleman or Orange Peel"...

    ?

    LOL!

    ?

    ha ha

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    as everyone knows I did!!!!!!

    ?

    I was at the wax appt. going "ITS WORTH IT IT"S WORTH IT!!!?

  • I did not groom for most of the pg, but I did shave my legs and trim the rest the morning I was in labor.

    I was glad I trimmed because the aftercare was much less messy and easier to keep clean.

    Oh, for those of you that can't shave because of the bumps, invest in a trimmer, and just use it on the lowest setting (think your DH's electric razor, but don't use his, or he'll pitch a fit ;-)

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  • imageModernMomma:

    Oh, for those of you that can't shave because of the bumps, invest in a trimmer, and just use it on the lowest setting (think your DH's electric razor, but don't use his, or he'll pitch a fit ;-)

    Hummmm...

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  • I wax all the time and I did it at 9 months PG. ?Let me tell you that was PAIN!!! ?hehe
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  • I did not landscape and was landscaped without any warning by a nurse just before they got me ready for delivery.  Electric razor, all of it was GONE.  OR at least I think it was. I couldn't see it for weeks even after delivery and I wasn't exactly feeling around afterwards.  Dear god that whole thing just sucked and shaving was the least of it.
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