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So I hear two people talking about butt sex.  One says she loves it when her SO goes to town, but hate hate hates it when he uses his finger.  The other one says what's the difference, that person a is nuts.  Person a went on to go about poop finger and all of that.  

Then I got to thinking that it is, for me, different two. Fingers weird me out way more than penis does.  

Come on, everyone jump in with their opinions now.  :-)  

 

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  • This is disgusting, btw.
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  • They are the same to me, keep them both away.
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  • Hhm. I think if someone wants to put their finger in my butt, THEY should be the one to worry about poop-finger.

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  • imageMysterious_wife:
    This is disgusting, btw.

    lol, hence the faint of heart comment.  

    I'm not saying sign me up for a night of it, but I'm way more weirded out by a finger.  

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  • My butt is exit only. No fingers, no penises, no thumbs, NOTHING.
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  • Both are gross, but the finger slightly more, because you would get poo under your fingernails.  Blech.
  • imageludicrous:
    They are the same to me, keep them both away.
    Ditto.
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  • No not enter. I don't care what appendage you are.
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  • My butt is for exports only.

    No peen, no fingers. Nada.  

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  • We have done the anal sex thing before. That isn't what grossed me out. It was me imagining sh!t on a finger and stuck on the cuticles.
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  • imageDee1028:
    My butt is exit only. No fingers, no penises, no thumbs, NOTHING.

    THIS... and yes this requires yelling.

  • imageDee1028:
    My butt is exit only. No fingers, no penises, no thumbs, NOTHING.

    Completely this!  If I have to hang a sign somewhere over it to make it clear that it is Exit Only, I will do it!

  • GROSS, nothing enters that hole.
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  • I actually gagged reading this. 
  • My favorite saying is "it's a poop chute, not a cockpit" 
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  • imageBallSox:
    My favorite saying is "it's a poop chute, not a cockpit" 

    I'm going to steal this.

  • imageBallSox:
    My favorite saying is "it's a poop chute, not a cockpit" 
    lmao
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  • Blegh, I'm not all about the butt.

    However, I think there is definitely a difference. I suppose having butt sex can be enjoyable but how on earth can a finger in your ass feel good? Plus, think of how many things he touches with his hands vs his d!ck. Regardless if he washes his hands or not, it's still gross imo.

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  • imagemrsfowler1016:

    Blegh, I'm not all about the butt.

    However, I think there is definitely a difference. I suppose having butt sex can be enjoyable but how on earth can a finger in your ass feel good? Plus, think of how many things he touches with his hands vs his d!ck. Regardless if he washes his hands or not, it's still gross imo.

    I would be cloroxing the sh!t (no pun intended) out of everything he touched for like a week. I'm visual like that I would see him touch the remote and in my head I would see poo particles taking over my remote. Or the door, or anything really.  

  • imageDee1028:
    My butt is exit only. No fingers, no penises, no thumbs, NOTHING.

    ditto.

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  • Yup, DH loves the new catch phrase.

    I don't mind the butt sex once in a blue moon, but fingers = Hellz No. I have long fingernails and am fastidious about keeping my own nails clean, so I'm pretty anal (pun intended) about DH's being clean too, and that does not involve getting feces under his nails. 

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  • It can be pretty good. 
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  • imageExcitedtostart:
    It can be pretty good. 

    I was waiting for someone to be honest


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  • imagemelodylb:

    imageExcitedtostart:
    It can be pretty good. 

    I was waiting for someone to be honest

    You must have me blocked. haha 

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  • imagemelodylb:

    imageExcitedtostart:
    It can be pretty good. 

    I was waiting for someone to be honest

    Lol.

    It's totally cool if it's not your thing, but it's like a lot of other sex stuff to me - it can be cool, it can be GOOD, it can be meh, it can be gross, it can be not good.

    Depends on the who, where, when, all of that. But I've really liked it before.  

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  • imageBallSox:
    My favorite saying is "it's a poop chute, not a cockpit" 

    Definitely words to live by lol! 

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