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Interesting Tip for TTC I learned from my mom

HA! Well I was talking to my mom about how it's been a rough road TTC and she said well why don't you try using a turkey baster or other device to shoot the sperm right into your Cervix. Then she proceeded to Google it and there is actually a ton of advice on how to do this. Needless to say I think I will keep trying it the natural way because DH's supposed to shoot it right in there anyway right? Anyone ever tried this method? Also, this was the shortest L phase I have ever had and last month was usually long so trying B6 and B12 to lengthen the days. Any other advice for lengthening it? I am headed to Ireland for about a week and am not sure if I will chart or not. I might only take a few opk to see. I think I will O when we return from the trip hopefully but maybe not taking my temps. for a few days will help me relax plus I will be sleep deprived the whole time. Not sure though we will see.
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    imagejefa621:
    You're kidding right?
    I wish but there is actually articles on it. Here's one https://www.babymed.com/home-artificial-insemination-get-pregnant-turkey-baster-method
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    Oh my. If you are at some point crazy enough to try this, will you please update us? 

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    imageDChunt09:
    Oh my. If you are at some point crazy enough to try this, will you please update us? 
    Ha ha I don't think I will it's just odd there are articles on how to do it. Nuts huh?
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    I would never admit that my Mom is this dumb.
    You don't need to everyone already knows your mom is.
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    I have actually heard of lesbian couples using this method with a male friend's sperm -- rather than paying lots of money for an IUI from a sperm bank. 

    But, if you're a hetero couple that has the right equipment, I don't see why you'd recreate sex with a cup and a syringe rather than just using a vagina and a penis (since that's what those parts are meant to do).

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    imageDChunt09:
    Oh my. If you are at some point crazy enough to try this, will you please update us? 
    Ha ha I don't think I will it's just odd there are articles on how to do it. Nuts huh?

    Goodness, I thought you were throwing this out there as a sane idea to try if things needed some moving along. lol 

    Yes, I agree, there should be no such article on the wed for how to attempt this! Turkey baster....psh.  


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    yeeeahhh I'm not sure about his..

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    I have actually heard of lesbian couples using this method with a male friend's sperm -- rather than paying lots of money for an IUI from a sperm bank. 

    But, if you're a hetero couple that has the right equipment, I don't see why you'd recreate sex with a cup and a syringe rather than just using a vagina and a penis (since that's what those parts are meant to do).

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    imageDChunt09:
    Oh my. If you are at some point crazy enough to try this, will you please update us? 
    Ha ha I don't think I will it's just odd there are articles on how to do it. Nuts huh?

    Goodness, I thought you were throwing this out there as a sane idea to try if things needed some moving along. lol 

    Yes, I agree, there should be no such article on the wed for how to attempt this! Turkey baster....psh.  

    Nope. Just thought it was funny to find on the net so I thought I would share. Old fashion way works neat for me. Yes
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    imagefarmerlynda:

    I have actually heard of lesbian couples using this method with a male friend's sperm -- rather than paying lots of money for an IUI from a sperm bank. 

    But, if you're a hetero couple that has the right equipment, I don't see why you'd recreate sex with a cup and a syringe rather than just using a vagina and a penis (since that's what those parts are meant to do).

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    Were they able to conceive?

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    This is funny! I have heard of this. I had a science teacher laughing about it one day when he told us he read about this happening and the couple actually got pregnant this way after many years of trying. Ha! I would not try this, but hey to each his own!
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    There was a chick on here several months ago who said her H was a scientist and really wanted to try this out as an "experiment." If only I could find the post, you could totes PM her to see how it went.

    In other news, one 11-day LP is not a good reason to start taking B6, B12, or other supplements. 

    ETA: Found the post. Of course she is KTFU.

    https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/52338652.aspx 

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    We're you conceived from a turkey baster?
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    imageHurricane38:
    We're you conceived from a turkey baster?
    Yep and you must have been conceived from a whale's vagina
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    imageBlueEyedDreamer:

    There was a chick on here several months ago who said her H was a scientist and really wanted to try this out as an "experiment." If only I could find the post, you could totes PM her to see how it went.

    In other news, one 11-day LP is not a good reason to start taking B6, B12, or other supplements. 

    ETA: Found the post. Of course she is KTFU.

    https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/52338652.aspx 

    HA! Thanks for sharing.
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    imageHurricane38:
    We're you conceived from a turkey baster?
    Yep and you must have been a test tube baby

    I find the term "test tube baby" pretty offensive. Honestly, I thought that was a legitimate question since it was a tip given to you by your mom. 

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    imageBlueEyedDreamer:

    There was a chick on here several months ago who said her H was a scientist and really wanted to try this out as an "experiment." If only I could find the post, you could totes PM her to see how it went.

    In other news, one 11-day LP is not a good reason to start taking B6, B12, or other supplements. 

    ETA: Found the post. Of course she is KTFU.

    https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/52338652.aspx 

    I remember her.  Ha.  And, of course she is, they used the turkey baster method.  

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    No, just no.
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    imagekatiedollaz:
    imageHurricane38:
    We're you conceived from a turkey baster?
    Yep and you must have been a test tube baby

    I find the term "test tube baby" pretty offensive. Honestly, I thought that was a legitimate question since it was a tip given to you by your mom. 

    If it was supposed to be a legitimate question than I am sorry but honestly just seemed snarky.
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    imagesulfababy:

    imagekatiedollaz:
    imageHurricane38:
    We're you conceived from a turkey baster?
    Yep and you must have been a test tube baby

    I find the term "test tube baby" pretty offensive. Honestly, I thought that was a legitimate question since it was a tip given to you by your mom. 

    If it was supposed to be a legitimate question than I am sorry but honestly just seemed snarky.

    But do you understand how the term you used could be offensive, especially to those who have been through in vitro fertilization? 

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    imagekatiedollaz:
    imagesulfababy:

    imagekatiedollaz:
    imageHurricane38:
    We're you conceived from a turkey baster?
    Yep and you must have been a test tube baby

    I find the term "test tube baby" pretty offensive. Honestly, I thought that was a legitimate question since it was a tip given to you by your mom. 

    If it was supposed to be a legitimate question than I am sorry but honestly just seemed snarky.

    I think her question was a little legit and mostly snarky.  The test tube baby comment crossed the line.

     

    It was snarky, but also legit, seeing as this advice came from her mother.

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    imagejefa621:
    I think her question was a little legit and mostly snarky.  The test tube baby comment crossed the line.

    *thumbs up* But I must admit I was wondering the same! 

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    imagekatiedollaz:
    imageHurricane38:
    We're you conceived from a turkey baster?
    Yep and you must have been a test tube baby

    Seriously? Was this necessary? You are comparing a medical procedure that is needed for some women to conceive with sticking a turkey baster in your vagina? I'm offended on behalf of all women who have no choice but to use IVF as a means of conceiving.

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    imagejefa621:
    imagekatiedollaz:
    imagesulfababy:

    imagekatiedollaz:
    imageHurricane38:
    We're you conceived from a turkey baster?
    Yep and you must have been a test tube baby

    I find the term "test tube baby" pretty offensive. Honestly, I thought that was a legitimate question since it was a tip given to you by your mom. 

    If it was supposed to be a legitimate question than I am sorry but honestly just seemed snarky.

    I think her question was a little legit and mostly snarky.  The test tube baby comment crossed the line.

     

    It was snarky, but also legit, seeing as this advice came from her mother.

    Nope I didn't. Didn't mean to upset anyone I edited it.
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    As someone saving up for one of them there fancy "test tube babies", I can tell you, your comment was very offensive. After trying for a year and a half and only having a 5% chance of conceiving naturally, I'd do anything for one of those. Thanks. 
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    Is this chick for real?
    I think she is, and I already don't like her.
    You don't have to. Said I was sorry already. Deal with it
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    You don't have to. Said I was sorry already. Deal with it
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    imageDChunt09:
    Oh my. If you are at some point crazy enough to try this, will you please update us? 
    Ha ha I don't think I will it's just odd there are articles on how to do it. Nuts huh?

    You don't think you will? Um, you know there's a reason IUIs are done with washed sperm in a medical facility, right? Using a home method can cause severe cramping and infection, which could leave to a whole host of other problems.

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    I love that the website specifies:

     

    The success rate is the same as with intercourse, perhaps a bit less because there are usually fewer opportunities for insemination and timing may not cover the bases as well.

     


     

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    imagekatiedollaz:
    Said I was sorry already.

    Did I miss it? The only thing I saw was this:

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     If it was supposed to be a legitimate question than I am sorry

     

    This wasn't a real apology. Your apology was conditional upon whether or not Hurricane's question was legitimate or not. I'm not sure how her question has any effect on the offensiveness of what you said or how it made us feel. 

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    imageteenagefbi:
    Is this chick for real?
    I think she is, and I already don't like her.
    You don't have to. Said I was sorry already. Deal with it
    Ooh, we have a feisty one.

    I don't think feisty is the word I'd choose.

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    imageHurricane38:
    We're you conceived from a turkey baster?
    Yep and you must have been conceived from a whale's vagina

    Buahahahah! Nice try. You were quoted. Pretty sure no one's going to forget this any time soon, and your attitude certainly isn't helping your case one bit.

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    Anatomy...

    Do Not stick anything in your cervix.  If you wish, turkey baste away...I've known some lezzy couples that have had some good success, but they had to get the goods from a friend and weren't going to go p in v.  If you have a hubby and he has a penis, well I think that would act as a sort of syringe just as nature intended. 

    Placing sperm into the uterus via catheterizing the cervix is referred to as an IUI (intrauterine insemination) and is best left to people with autoclaves and stuff. 

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    Is this chick for real?
    I think she is, and I already don't like her.
    You don't have to. Said I was sorry already. Deal with it
    Ooh, we have a feisty one.

    I don't think feisty is the word I'd choose.

    True, I was trying to be nice, not sure why though.
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    We're you conceived from a turkey baster?
    Yep and you must have been conceived from a whale's vagina

    Buahahahah! Nice try. You were quoted. Pretty sure no one's going to forget this any time soon, and your attitude certainly isn't helping your case one bit.

    But...but, she said she was sorry! Can't we all just forget it??

    No, no we can't.

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