Couple of funnies.

emiannie · August 2011

So the other night Miles was getting out of the bathtub and he was kind of flipping his weenie around. I said "Buddy, whatcha doin?" He said "I'm shakin' it all about!" (like it was so obvious...) I am not familiar with the version of the Hokey Pokey he's been learning. ;-)

The I was showering to go to a wedding shower Saturday. I had bought him some candy corn earlier that morning and I left the bag laying on the table. I get out of the shower and he's really quiet. So I yell "Are you ok in there buddy?" He just replies "Yes." Then a minute later he walks into the bathroom with his bag of candy corn.

Miles: Mommy, you need to put these in the cabinet so they'll be safe.

Me: Did you eat any while I was in the shower?

Miles: shakes his head no

Me: Are you sure?

Miles: nods his head

Me: (start smiling) How many did you eat while I was in the shower?

Miles: (holds up three fingers and shines a HUGE grin and quickly says "But that's ok!"

I swear he cracks me up all the time. I couldn't even be mad at him...I should've put them away if I didn't want him to get into them. :-)