$#!% my kid says..

K&P414 · August 2011

Post yours here.

We are a soccer family and Tess screams out !!GORE!! for any number of things. i.e. ::throws a tissue in the trashcan:: GORE!!! It's a mix of GOAL! and SCORE! and I've corrected her 90thousand times and she still cheers GORE!!! and it makes me lol every time.

lindzed · August 2011

My adorable son just screamed CRAP when I dropped yougart on his shirt. I realized I had said it about 5 minutes earlier when I dropped something on my shirt. Wonder if the speech therapist will let me could as an additional word in his vocabulary next week at therapy.

noyoucomehere · August 2011

Ethan says "willn't" in place of will not. He also says, Mom I'm gonna give you a gently kiss (follow by a gentle kiss). And now I'm gonna give you a hardly kiss.

Audrey still calls it a mowlawner.

susangilchrist · August 2011

Emma comes up with something hysterical just about every day. She combines light and lamp for "lipe." She also calls spaghetti "shabeggy." We have started to call it that too because it's so darn cute.

DzsGirl · August 2011

At Grant's TBall practice last night we were sitting on the bleachers watching and Reid turned around to one of the other Mom's and said "Guess what, I have a weenie". To make sure he didn't mortify me enough he proceeded to say "guess what else, I went poop at home today and was soooo juicy". Awesome sharing Son.

JulesDiane · August 2011

Dz's girl, that made me LOL!

lindzed, I completely think "crap" should be counted by the speech therapist! Love it.

myrall · August 2011

Geneva's been sounding out the first letters of words lately (Sssssnake. Snake starts with 'S'). That sort of thing. Well, we were eating dinner the other night and she picked up her chocolate milk and tried to sound out chocolate.

However, she pronounces chocolate as "trocolate." So she goes about sounding it out, "tttttttrocolate. Trocolate starts with 'T'!!"

She was so proud of herself, I couldn't correct her.

myrall · August 2011

DzsGirl:
To make sure he didn't mortify me enough he proceeded to say "guess what else, I went poop at home today and was soooo juicy". Awesome sharing Son.

This is awesome. DH has been having interesting conversations with Geneva about poo and she told me the other day her poo was "trying to climb the bowl."

Uh, THANKS DH!

Roci26 · August 2011

Every time I change Camila's diaper I say "ewww" well, now that's her favorite word for everything! The other day after I took her socks off and was ready to give her a bath she lays on the floor and lift her feet up to her nose and says "mama! ewww!"

mingaling2 · August 2011

Mia's been telling us whether she has a diaper or not lately, and the other day while getting ready for a bath she's running around naked avoiding me and the tub. Then she totally rips the loudest fart I've heard (besides DH) which stops her dead in her tracks and she points down saying "Poo poo! Poo poo!"

Thankfully it wasn't, but I just about died laughing

MrsKLB · August 2011

We're in the potty training stage and when Brady pees in his little potty chair and there is a lot in there he stands up, points to the bowl, and yells "big one!" He means there is "a lot" in there but it cracks me up every time he says BIG ONE because I'm seeing my future when he starts to poop in the potty and tell me all about it.

NewBlue · August 2011

Have to share since it was SOOO funny. Thank goodness I am still annonymous here. LOL. The other morning my DS was lying in bed and he says "Mommy, my penis is HUGE!" The fact that it was morning is very relevent to what he said. LOL.

K&P414 · August 2011

lindzed:
My adorable son just screamed CRAP when I dropped yougart on his shirt. I realized I had said it about 5 minutes earlier when I dropped something on my shirt. Wonder if the speech therapist will let me could as an additional word in his vocabulary next week at therapy.

Yes! Progress is progress!!

frlcb · August 2011

I have a bad habit of yelling Jesus at people when I am driving and the tick me off. Hey, it is better than Mother F-er, which is what I used to yell.

Now Finn yells "CHEEZITS!". I am so glad that is what he thinks I am saying.

FortMyersBride · August 2011

My DS is still very proud that he learned to pee standing up last month ( I had him start out sitting). He likes to announce every time he goes that he's going too or did "pee like daddy and grandpa". Well now if someone states that they're going to the bathroom (women included) he likes to ask if they're going to "pee like a big boy". Awkward question for great-grandma!

hthomas02 · August 2011

Finn has started saying "Fvck it".....don't know where he would have ever heard that....... Embarrassed

klynne924 · August 2011

hthomas02:
Finn has started saying "Fvck it".....don't know where he would have ever heard that.......

This. I'm waiting on Jonah to start saying this. I stay on DH about not saying it around him or not. Damn car lot mouth!

That.Just.Happened · August 2011

hthomas02:
Finn has started saying "Fvck it".....don't know where he would have ever heard that.......

DH and I are 100% convinced that E's first word will be Fvck. Ooops.

doctryan · August 2011

DS says fvck for truck all the time. So I had been hearing Firefvck quite a bit lately. Then last week we get out of the car in the grocery store parking lot and he yells, over and over, 'Dumbfvck, dumbfvck, dumbfvck . . . '. And now we know how he pronounces Dumptruck. Of course I immediately ran home to the video camera and interviewed him extensively about firetrucks and dumptrucks.

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