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Poll- FESS UP: Porn/masterbation during nap time?
Stacyc625
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Dear Lordy!
Thanks to a WM who posted this article- it is rather hysterical. Why SAHMs have a better sex life. https://thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/117756/50_reasons_stayathome_moms_have
So fess up to #6 reason (why we have better sex)
Private porn time: SAHMs, while very busy, have time and privacy enough (during naptime) to watch porn, fantasize, or masturbate.
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Re: Poll- FESS UP: Porn/masterbation during nap time?
My thoughts exactly- I thought it was one of the funnier 'reasons' why SAHM sex is better.
I can think of six million other things I would rather be doing IF I were to get a nap with both kids at the same time. Nothing wrong with porn/masterbation but it just isn't somethign that pops in to my head.... OMG GREAT the kids are asleep, .... grab the remote to turn Sprout off ... to find the Playboy channel.
Yea, and I might have had the Crazy Horny Pregnant Lady thing going on when I was pregnant with DS....
Good grief! Not exactly what I want to be doing during nap time. There are a million other things I can think of that I need/want to do.
Some of those other reasons were pretty funny too.
Heck, yeah. Not since having Olivia, though - There's just no time and she's still in our bedroom. I am not going to masturbate with her in the room and I don't feel comfortable doing it in the living room either. What if a jehovah's witness came to the door and all they could hear was "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"?
Mortifying.
LMAO LMAO
Really scattered? I just don't picture you that way! Nothing at all wrong with prudes- I just kinda pictured you with an edge!
Me too!!
Stace,
Where were you with this article when DH and I were weighing the pros and cons of SAH? This could have turned months of planning/discussing/weighing options/budgeting into a five minute conversation.
It could have been like this:
Me: "Hey- so when we have a kid, I think I'm going to SAH. Here's an article about 50 reasons why the sex will be better"
DH: "Okay, you should SAH"
Maybe it's just me but I felt sexier when I was working fulltime. Getting dressed, putting on makeup and interacting with men all day lol! Now I have to put effort in feeling sexy. I do agree less stress = better sex though.
I don't think women respond to porn the same as a man. Although I have to admit to getting turned on watching my True Blood episodes while DD sleeps. A SAHM friend and I were at the park and talking about True Blood. She said she was going to put her 2 year old down for her nap, turn on True Blood and break out the vib after I told her the previous episode had a Bill/Erik/Sookie menage a trois fantasy lol!
haha, these are my thoughts! Way too difficult to turn off my mommy brain and go into sexy-time mode, haha. Nothing wrong with it, but mid-day is just not my thing.
Cam 6.6.10 - Autism, Global Developmental Delay, Mixed Receptive/Expressive Communication Disorder
sh*t..... I didn't get that memo. Why didn't I get that memo?
Edited because I actually answered the question and none of the rest of you turds did! lol!! ::::reminds self to always read other answers before posting::::