I understand you're probably all of 20 years old and think any night is a good night to host house parties. However, please keep the skanks you invite over in YOUR yard and please move your game of cornhole (or bean bag toss, depending on what you call it) to the OTHER side of your house so it is not under my son's window as he tries to sleep. With every "thud!" I hear through these paper thin walls I'm holding my breath hoping you don't wake him up. Oh, and I love how you seem to do these things when DH isn't around to yell at you. Sincerely, Me
P.S. If I find one more pile of dog crap in my yard from YOUR dog, I'll start leaving dirty diapers in yours. The way I see it, I don't have a dog.. yet I have crap in my yard. You don't have a baby, so you should have dirty diapers on your lawn.