Best line ever- "I am watching Killers and I am going to crack a beer in a minute."- Valleybugt.
Get down with your bad self, cracking open a beer and starting the slumber party at 2pm on a wednesday!!! LMAO! Makes me feel so much better about this since I'm 2 hours behind you-
I don't think it's humanly possible to be worse at opening a bottle of wine than this. I think I'll need to pour it through a filter before drinking to get the cork crumbs out.
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WTF? How did you even do that? Seriously come on out here and I will school you on how to do it right. All I can say is at least it's not a box. LOL! OMG I just watched a whole movie by myself! That has not happened in like 7+months
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LMAO! When I went to pull the corkscrew out, it came out but only ripping up the middle of the cork with it. Then I had to fiendishly hack away at it like an addict. So glad no one saw me like that.
ETA: I'm so glad you got some movie alone time in.
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LOL! Fiendishly hacking like and addict! OMG that is too funny! I am still home alone and I keep thinking I should clean something but fvck it I ain't gonna!
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Best line ever- "I am watching Killers and I am going to crack a beer in a minute."- Valleybugt.
Get down with your bad self, cracking open a beer and starting the slumber party at 2pm on a wednesday!!! LMAO! Makes me feel so much better about this since I'm 2 hours behind you-
I don't think it's humanly possible to be worse at opening a bottle of wine than this. I think I'll need to pour it through a filter before drinking to get the cork crumbs out.
This picture makes me think it wasn't your first or even second bottle of wine you've had today I hope someone has been taking care of your children!
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Best line ever- "I am watching Killers and I am going to crack a beer in a minute."- Valleybugt.
Get down with your bad self, cracking open a beer and starting the slumber party at 2pm on a wednesday!!! LMAO! Makes me feel so much better about this since I'm 2 hours behind you-
I don't think it's humanly possible to be worse at opening a bottle of wine than this. I think I'll need to pour it through a filter before drinking to get the cork crumbs out.
This picture makes me think it wasn't your first or even second bottle of wine you've had today I hope someone has been taking care of your children!
LOL! In my defense, usually DH does this for me, so I'm out of practice. Luckily Joshua's old enough to take care of Simon for me. KIDDING KIDDING!!!! I'm still nursing my first half glass.
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Re: Best line ever!
Best line ever- "I am watching Killers and I am going to crack a beer in a minute."- Valleybugt.
Get down with your bad self, cracking open a beer and starting the slumber party at 2pm on a wednesday!!! LMAO! Makes me feel so much better about this since I'm 2 hours behind you-
I don't think it's humanly possible to be worse at opening a bottle of wine than this. I think I'll need to pour it through a filter before drinking to get the cork crumbs out.
LMAO! When I went to pull the corkscrew out, it came out but only ripping up the middle of the cork with it. Then I had to fiendishly hack away at it like an addict. So glad no one saw me like that.
ETA: I'm so glad you got some movie alone time in.
This picture makes me think it wasn't your first or even second bottle of wine you've had today
I hope someone has been taking care of your children!
LOL! In my defense, usually DH does this for me, so I'm out of practice. Luckily Joshua's old enough to take care of Simon for me. KIDDING KIDDING!!!! I'm still nursing my first half glass.