You know youre pregnant when...

karaknr · August 2011

You get to the bottom of your undy drawer because you need to do laundry and the only things left are the sexy panties. And youre upset about it.

What's your "You know youre pregnant" moment?

alber2am · August 2011

Last night I had my legs crossed and while sitting on the couch eating dinner I was able to balance my dinner plate on my belly and leg-very convenient.

Lexie Marie · August 2011

...when you have back ache/breast acne worst then a 16th year old!

...when you crave mashed potatoes covered in gravy & salsa/chips at the same time.

tabithawoolf · August 2011

I have a million...but...this is probably one of my worst ones.

I made pasta salad the other day---just the simple veggie pasta and italian dressing but i was wanting chocolate AND vanilla pudding at the time and i sort of mixed them all together...

it was super delicious...but i definitely wouldn't have eaten it like that had i not been pregnant lol

I also cry at EVERYTHING, even if there is no reason to. I bawled my eyes out watching "bride wars" the other day because the ladies made up in the end!

kmn3 · August 2011

When it's 100 degrees outside and you bake a pumpkin pie for dessert, after fixing cheeseburgers. Funny thing is I though DH would be like "what the heck?" and make fun of me. Nope! He ate the pie with me every night until it was gone lol

CamJack mom · August 2011

YES YES YES!!!!!!!!! I am having this problem as well. Mine would be

You know are pregnant when - you no longer expect to sleep at night. Tossing and turning is a given.

kmn3 · August 2011

CamJack mom:

YES YES YES!!!!!!!!! I am having this problem as well. Mine would be

You know are pregnant when - you no longer expect to sleep at night. Tossing and turning is a given.

This too! Except I'm so b!tchy to DH because I'm not sleeping Sad

Mrvswife · August 2011

Have stuffing as a side dish in 100 degree weather.

You are always burping, passing gas, sweating, or have heart burn. Or all of these.

See your doctor at least every month.

Waddle rather than walk.

Get your belly touched by total strangers.

Start measuring time in weeks rather than months.

baby3ob · August 2011

ugh - when you leave your purse on a desk on display at IKEA and don't realize it until 10 minutes later =(

cutcopypaste · August 2011

...when you seriously have the urge to put a diaper on your dog. FYI, I will NOT be following through with that urge but every once in a while it still pops into my head.

WhitneyZ11 · August 2011

You know you're pregnant when you cry over your DH bringing you a salad with the wrong salad dressing (Oh yes this happened, poor DH lol)

cutcopypaste · August 2011

WhitneyZ11:
You know you're pregnant when you cry over your DH bringing you a salad with the wrong salad dressing (Oh yes this happened, poor DH lol)

My husband got me a sandwich with the wrong cheese and I cried... so embarrassing. He is such a wonderful husband and I can't believe I made him feel so bad over something that dumb which was obviously an accident.

Mye · August 2011

when you want bread, crusty yummy bread, all day long!

WhitneyZ11 · August 2011

cutcopypaste:
WhitneyZ11:
You know you're pregnant when you cry over your DH bringing you a salad with the wrong salad dressing (Oh yes this happened, poor DH lol)

My husband got me a sandwich with the wrong cheese and I cried... so embarrassing. He is such a wonderful husband and I can't believe I made him feel so bad over something that dumb which was obviously an accident.

I'm just happy to know I'm not the only one crying over silly silly things

DaisyKD · August 2011

-when you eat garlic bread at least once daily

-when you have to get up at least once a night to pee

-the one about setting the purse down is funny cause while we were registering at babies 'r us yesterday I set down the info/registry packet they had given us and didn't realize it for a while and then had to re-trace our steps and finally found it by the bedding lol. DH was just shaking his head.

KellyAnn911 · August 2011

you're so gassy that when you bend over to pick something up off the floor a very loud fart slips out in a room full of people.

you get up at 3am to pee and you end up making something to eat.

ssarahtops · August 2011

You're dumb enough to think you can still lie on your stomach to get something out from under a crib (at work). I had shooting round ligament style pains down both sides of my belly. I won't be making that mistake again! Ouch!

emd2887 · August 2011

...you're excited that you only had to get up once during the night to pee.

lckcdc3 · August 2011

I cried the other night because we were having tacos and we had no sour cream or hot sauce. It was a tragedy!

heuy · August 2011

karaknr:
You get to the bottom of your undy drawer because you need to do laundry and the only things left are the sexy panties. And youre upset about it.

What's your "You know youre pregnant" moment?

Just peed a lil in my sexy panties

SaraTF · August 2011

You consider testing out an infant carrier with your cat.

NicoleD0516 · August 2011

karaknr:
You get to the bottom of your undy drawer because you need to do laundry and the only things left are the sexy panties. And youre upset about it.

What's your "You know youre pregnant" moment?

This, EXACTLY!! There's only certain ones I'm willing to wear now which eliminates 80% of my selection.

mintyblue02 · August 2011

Your belly button is half in and half out.

nikkig7 · August 2011

I completely agree with the sexy panties aversion. My biggest one is that I cry more easily than normal, and once I start it is so hard to stop! I will be sitting there (embarrassed) thinking to myself "Why are you crying? You are not even upset anymore!" It is like once the waterworks start... there is no end in sight!!

baby3ob · August 2011

DaisyKD:

-when you eat garlic bread at least once daily

-when you have to get up at least once a night to pee

-the one about setting the purse down is funny cause while we were registering at babies 'r us yesterday I set down the info/registry packet they had given us and didn't realize it for a while and then had to re-trace our steps and finally found it by the bedding lol. DH was just shaking his head.

Daisy!! A week after i was at ikea i did the SAME thing registering at buybuyBaby! the lady that registered us tracked me down 10 min later with my purse. ha.

heatherom · August 2011

You toss and turn in bed cause you can't sleep and end up debating in your head for 30 mins over whether or not to get up out of bed and fix something to eat, like a bagel with cream cheese and apple butter or a full-on turkey sandwich with all the fixings and chips with dip or a toasted PB&J with marshmallows or cereal with bananas, etc etc...

Then finally getting the f*ck up out of bed to make some food.

OurJellybean · August 2011

When cutting my toe nails seems like the hardest thing to do in the world.... and dont get me started on painting them!

Muffin0 · August 2011

tabithawoolf:
I have a million...but...this is probably one of my worst ones.

I made pasta salad the other day---just the simple veggie pasta and italian dressing but i was wanting chocolate AND vanilla pudding at the time and i sort of mixed them all together...

it was super delicious...but i definitely wouldn't have eaten it like that had i not been pregnant lol

omg! Indifferent

indomesticbliss · August 2011

-your husband is rubbing your lower abdomen and you know that all he wants is to feel the baby kick again. Sex? What's that?

bendylim · August 2011

you buy panties in a bag at Walmart because there is no way in hell you are wearing the underwear currently in your drawer for a while. And you are so relieved when you put them on every day!

gina_bo_bena · August 2011

...you can no longer shave "down there" because you can't see it...and you don't really care.

...you get exhausted just getting ready for work in the morning. I've been taking breaks before I leave for work because it's just so exhausting (which has actually been good b/c I'll eat breakfast).

mrskimm09 · August 2011

... Youre excited to see a victorias secret "free hiphugger panty" but then get sad bc you know your butt wont fit in them anymore.

gina_bo_bena · August 2011

mrskimm09:
... Youre excited to see a victorias secret "free hiphugger panty" but then get sad bc you know your butt wont fit in them anymore.

Same thing happened to me today!

slmayer1981 · August 2011

bendylim:
you buy panties in a bag at Walmart because there is no way in hell you are wearing the underwear currently in your drawer for a while. And you are so relieved when you put them on every day!

I'm guilty of buying panties in a bag too! It just seemed like an economical way to replace my collection with undies that actually fit me. DH is upset about my new found love for the granny panty.

KellyAnn911 · August 2011

bendylim:
you buy panties in a bag at Walmart because there is no way in hell you are wearing the underwear currently in your drawer for a while. And you are so relieved when you put them on every day!

Umm...I did that yesterday. 8 pack of hanes cotton hipsters. They are so freakin comfy too. One day I will wear the pretty panties again.

katelynssweet · August 2011

ALL of this! Y'all have cracked me up!! ....gotta go pee now

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