Being 9 months pregnant IS

Mrs.Jay-Mac · August 2011

missing the bus by literally 5 seconds because you cannot waddle down the block any faster.

Mrs.Jay-Mac · August 2011

Please add yours!

NurseLaLa · August 2011

having all the energy in the world, yet taking an accidental nap.

Skibunny07 · August 2011

having trouble falling asleep at night because you are "nesting" in your head... thinking about all of the things you need to do around the house to prepare for the baby coming home... but then being too tired the next day to actually do any of it.

starrlove7 · August 2011

having free time called maternity leave (before the baby comes) and are too big/have no energy to do anything fun

shockleyh · August 2011

Feeling tired/hot/swollen/blah enough to use the wheelchair cart at the grocery store, and then getting emotional because you can't work it.

Calling a cab to take you from the same grocery store to your apartment.. which is two miles away, because you don't want to wait on the bus (or miss it!)

DestinedtobeDomestic · August 2011

feeling normal one minute, and very pregnant a little later. so weird.

ctygrlstl · August 2011

Being 9mo. pregnant is: learning to laugh at yourself... a lot. Laughing at the fact I have to pee every.hour., laughing at the unbelievable pain in my hips, and laughing at the bowling ball in my vag. Lots of laughing. Or maybe all this boils down to, 'Being 9mo. pregnant is... being sleep deprived and loony.' Yeah, that's it.

shockleyh:
Feeling tired/hot/swollen/blah enough to use the wheelchair cart at the grocery store, and then getting emotional because you can't work it.
Calling a cab to take you from the same grocery store to your apartment.. which is two miles away, because you don't want to wait on the bus (or miss it!)

I hadn't thought of that! Not a bad idea. But I'd probably have a fit if I couldn't get it to work, lol

ampetway · August 2011

Skibunny07:
having trouble falling asleep at night because you are "nesting" in your head... thinking about all of the things you need to do around the house to prepare for the baby coming home... but then being too tired the next day to actually do any of it.

Love it!

WashingtonQueen · August 2011

ampetway:

Skibunny07:
having trouble falling asleep at night because you are "nesting" in your head... thinking about all of the things you need to do around the house to prepare for the baby coming home... but then being too tired the next day to actually do any of it.

Love it!

I did that one!

shockleyh · August 2011

ctygrlstl:
I hadn't thought of that! Not a bad idea. But I'd probably have a fit if I couldn't get it to work, lol

Hah, I couldn't even get out of the cart alley-way... it was pretty funny in hindsight, but I just kind of freaked & teared up & told DH "SEE?! This is why I don't drive. I'll never drive! I can't!!".. loony is a good term to describe it

Pineapple2744 · August 2011

When you drop something in a store and just keep walking because you know nobody wants to see your panties when you squat down to get it in a dress. (bending over? ya right..)

ohmygoodness99 · August 2011

starrlove7:
having free time called maternity leave (before the baby comes) and are too big/have no energy to do anything fun

So true... I am the least productive person on the planet. So much for last min shopping.

kurly_kate06 · August 2011

When you realize you can no longer hold a cup between your legs in the car because your belly is too out there and makes it fall forward.

Brilanea · August 2011

...when someone says "your poor feet" & you have to lean way over to see how swollen they are.

...when you drop something & attempt to pick it up w/ your toes, then attempt to talk the dog into picking it up for you, & finally end up leaving it there on the floor until DH gets home to pick it up for you.

...when getting out of bed or off the couch for the hourly pee sessions is an act of rolling.