I got hit on by a married guy

--halo-- · August 2011

(Prepare for many usages of the word "douche") I think the last time I got hit on was like... 8 years ago? lol So it was kind of an ego boost even though he was a total dbag.

I was at a brewery block party tonight with my dad because he works closely with the owner of the brewery. We were in the VIP area, and this super tall, (and I will admit, super hot) guy is there. He was being kind of loud, so I looked over at him and he says "Hey, look at that chick, she thinks I'm a douche." And he comes over to me and starts totally flirting with me, defending his non-doucheness, asking me if my red hair means I'm really feisty, and what I like for breakfast. ::eyeroll::

My dad walks by and says something to me, and the guy is all "Who's that?" So I say, "My dad". And he goes "Oh, I'll be sure not to hit on you in front of him." So I said, "Oh yea? Are you hitting on me? (insert another eyeroll) I'm married, just so you know." (my wedding ring is getting re-plated because it gave me a rash, so I wasn't wearing it.) He backtracks and says "No, no, if I were hitting on you, you'd know it! ...uh yea, I'm married too."

And he pulls out his wedding ring from his pocket.

What a douche.

honkytonk_kid · August 2011

Ewww that is slimy!

desertlady86 · August 2011

Sick Man!

[Deleted User] · August 2011

Most appropriate use of the word D-bag that I've ever heard! Slime ball, creep, jerkface, ew ew ew ew ew!

Why can't we ever get hit on by un-damaged guys for a nice ego boost? Why always the creepers? Gag!

I hope the rest of the party was fun at least!

TripMomma · August 2011

His poor wife, probably has no clue she is married to a total douche.

lilmgirl · August 2011

Gross.

mrslucid · August 2011

What a creep, I feel sorry for his wife. The fact that he had his wedding ring in his pocket when he was talking to you, he was obviously looking for some side action and its probably not the first time.