A girl I went to HS with (automatically deleted after I read this status):
"U spend mths trying 2 teach ur baby to get on theyre knees [[so they can crawl]] and then u spend the rest of theyre lifes trying to keep them off theyre knees."
Happy Friday.
Re: NBR: WTF FB status
Does her profile pic have her in velour pants and hoodie with "klassy" on the butt? If not, she needs to change it so it does.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
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I have no words.
Klassy for sure
This one from an old friend made me laugh today:
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."
The baby in question...
Deleted to take out the picture... I had second thoughts... yes that picture is all over the internet but it's not the poor baby's fault the mom is trashy