Please Don't Say That to Mommy's Ex

StrawberryAlarmClock · August 2011

Dez's security blanket is one hand down my shirt. He learned the word "neepool" recently because I always have to ask him not to pinch Mommy's nipples. I dragged him along for one too many errands today and he was getting sleepy. As we were getting in line at the store, he was in his classic comfort pose when my ex boyfriend spotted us. He came over to meet Dez and was chatting with him. Dez had a toy in his free hand and XBf asked, "what do you have there?" Without missing a beat, Dez said "neepool". XBf looked at me and asked "what'd he say?" I replied, "Naples...it's lovely there this time of year." He gave me a crooked smile and winked at Dez. Thanks, kid. Embarrassed

FrickandFrack · August 2011

LMAO

Soon2bBivens · August 2011

Omg that is awesome!

glasgow_girl · August 2011

Stick out tongue

Ella has the same security blanket, but her arms are too short and my boobs are *ahem* lower than they used to be, so she thankfully can't reach my "neepools"!