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Post your facebook, hospital & other name horrors here

Per this thread, we're hoping to condense a lot of the "gawker" threads into one! We thought this would make them more fun to browse and the board an easier read. We'll start a new thread every day to keep the list fresh.

Anyone is welcome to add to the post--local hospital names, the awful name you over heard at the park, Facebook horrors, and anything else that might give us a good chuckle! Feel free to comment, too.

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  • Facebook: Baby Boy, Rebel Ick! Let's hope this little guy doesn't follow in the footsteps of his name!

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  • Myla and Maslyn (nn Mazzy) are the 2 latest I've heard
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  • Shithead - pronounced shy-theed

    Princess Diana - Princess first name, Diana middle...went by Princess Diana

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    Shithead - pronounced shy-theed

    Urban legend.http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/names.asp 

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  • The name of the cashier on my receipt the other day: Jenipher.
  • From the birth announcements in the hometown paper today:

    Addelain (g)

    HeavenLee Kahliean (g)

    Kenadie (g)

    Promise Sinphany (g)

    Caynen (b)

    Berklee (g)

    Bentli (g)

    Zoraea (g)

    RaeLynn MyRay (g)

    De'Lyric (b)

    Sincere (g)

    Madelin (g)

    Breauna (g)

    Kyah (g)

    Jailyn Izabella (g)

    Dakoda (b)

    Reilyn (g)

    Sa'Kajah Da'Tyori Zhane' (g)

    Lacy and Macy (twin girls)

    Layni (g)

    Jadayah (g)

     

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    From the birth announcements in the hometown paper today:

    Addelain (g)

    HeavenLee Kahliean (g)

    Kenadie (g)

    Promise Sinphany (g)= WTF is a "sinphany"?

    Caynen (b)

    Berklee (g)=  I used this name.  It's been a wonderful name...for my dog.

    Bentli (g)=  Because "Bentley" for a boy wasn't bad enough?

    Zoraea (g)

    RaeLynn MyRay (g)

    De'Lyric (b)

    Sincere (g)

    Madelin (g)

    Breauna (g)

    Kyah (g)

    Jailyn Izabella (g)

    Dakoda (b)

    Reilyn (g)

    Sa'Kajah Da'Tyori Zhane' (g)

    Lacy and Macy (twin girls)

    Layni (g)

    Jadayah (g)

     

  • There is a boy in my son's daycare class whose name is Magnus, which I don't totally hate. What I do hate is that his nn is 'Mags'...all I think of is maggots when I hear it.
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  • From FB for a little girl - Diajiah
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    Sa'Kajah Da'Tyori Zhane' (g)

    This is what happens when my cat walks over the keyboard.... As a teacher, Id think Id just have a completely blank look when I came to this on the first day of school. Indifferent

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  • I've been lurking on local hospital's online nurseries and there are a few names that you can't help but feel sorry for the innocent little babies with these names

    Ri'Niah

    Aundreya

    Nae'omi- really is the appostrophe necessary???

    Ellerie-A combination of Ella and Valerie??

    Jyaire

    Shaleigh

    Knowledge- Thats just asking for this boy to be made fun of at school

    Eason

    Robynea'- Another unnecessary '

    Mykal- A different spelling for Michael?

    Qatrina- Different spelling of Katrina? Didn't they ever learn the Qu rule in spelling class? (mothers name Qulisa)

    Morrighan

    Rishaan

    Va'Lisa- Sounds like Vasoline

    Ja'Dyn

    Ana-Lisia- why the extra i?

    Suaeair- I'm thinking alternate spelling to Sawyer

    Sha'Niah

    These are just a few...

     

     

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