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Good jokes anyone?

Ms H13Ms H13 member
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I'm a notoriously horrible joke teller, but my coworker shared one today I thought was good.  Thought I'd share it for anyone who might need a laugh (and has a simple sense of humor like me).  If you have any good ones feel free to share!

'Have you ever smelled moth balls?'

(person says yes)

'How did you open their little legs?'

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    Countrygirl36Countrygirl36

    I think MH would like that one, I'll have to remember to tell it to him.

    Since you said you have a simple sense of humor, my current favorite is: A Pancake and Bacon walk into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

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    Mrs.UmmMrs.Umm member

    MH uses that one all the time!

    A piece of rope walks into a bar, and the bartender says "sorry, we don't serve your kind here".

    So, the rope goes out in the alley, ties himself up and frays his ends.

    The rope goes back into the bar, and the bartender says "Hey, aren't you that rope that was just in here?" and the rope says "No sir, I'm afraid not".

     ETA: It works better when you say it, but it's cute.

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    Eve_AngeliqueEve_Angelique member
    Hahaha, love it! Thanks for sharing a little laugh!
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    Countrygirl36Countrygirl36
    imageMrs.Umm:

    MH uses that one all the time!

    A piece of rope walks into a bar, and the bartender says "sorry, we don't serve your kind here".

    So, the rope goes out in the alley, ties himself up and frays his ends.

    The rope goes back into the bar, and the bartender says "Hey, aren't you that rope that was just in here?" and the rope says "No sir, I'm afraid not".

     ETA: It works better when you say it, but it's cute.

    I love this one!  It was my old favorite before I got the breakfast one.  My stand-by is always "What's brown and sticky?"  A stick.  :-)

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