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September 2011 Moms
Slow Friday - How about a game?
Ok, so I heard this on the radio on the way to work and it might be fun to try out.
Name your favorite funniest movie quote of all time.
I wouldn't say this is my all time fav, but it's the only one I could think of right now. Its from Shrek.
Donkey says "Come on Princess you're not ugly. Ok, well you are ugly, but you are only ugly at night, Sherk's ugly 24/7"
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Re: Slow Friday - How about a game?
My favorite isn't a one quoter but a scene from Swingers....
Mike: Hi, uh, Nikki, this is Mike. I met you at the, um, at the Dresden tonight. I just called to say that I had a great time... and you should call me tomorrow, or in two days, whatever. Anyway, my number is 213-555-4679 -
[the machine beeps]
Mike: [Mike calls back, the machine picks up]
Mike: Hi, Nikki, this is Mike again. I just called cuz it sounded like your machine might've cut me off when I, before I finished leaving my number. Anyway, uh, and, y'know, and also, sorry to call so late, but you were still at the Dresden when I left so I knew I'd get your machine. Anyhow, uh, my number's 21 -
[the machine beeps]
Mike: [Mike calls back; the machine picks up again]
Mike: 213-555-4679. That's it. I just wanna leave my number. I didn't want you to think I was weird or desperate, or... we should just hang out and see where it goes cuz it's nice and, y'know, no expectations. Ok? Thanks a lot. Bye bye.
[hangs up]
Mike: [Mike walks away from the phone... then walks back and calls again; once again, the machine picks up]
Mike: I just got out of a 6-year relationship, Ok? That should help explain why I'm acting so weird. I just wanted you to know that. It's not you, it's me. I'm sorry... This is Mike.
[hangs up]
Mike: [Mike calls back, the machine picks up again]
Mike: Hi, Nikki, this is Mike. Could you just call me when you get in? I'm gonna be up for awhile and I'd just rather speak to you in person instead of trying to fit it all into -
[the machine beeps]
Mike: F$*#!
[Mike calls back, gets the machine again]
Mike: Uh, Nikki? Mike. It's uh, uh, it's just, uh, this just isn't working out. I think you're great, but maybe we should just take some time off from each other. It's not you, it's me. It's what I'm going through, alright? It's uh... it's only been 6 months ...
Nikki: [picks up] Mike?
Mike: [very cheerful] Nikki? Great! Did you just walk in or were you listening all along?
Nikki: Don't ever call me again.
[hangs up]
Mike: Wow. I guess you're home.
Ok, so I love movie quotes, but am having a hrd time narrowing it down to one of my favorite funny ones. So how about you guys try to guess what movie this one comes from???? It's pretty easy
"Oh Sylvia...."
"Yes Mickey?"
"How do you call your loverboy?"
"Come here loverboy..."
"And if he doesn't answer?"
"Oh loverboy...."
"And if he STILL doesn't answer?"
"I simply say....baby...oh oh baby.....my sweet baby...you're the one!"
Anything from Grumpy Old Men/Grumpier Old Men. And there's a few in Ace Ventura; Pet Detective that I love... :-)
Grumpy Old Men:
"Morning, Moron..."
"Putz!"
Isn't this in Dirty Dancing when they are practicing and singing along with the song?
From Dumb and Dumber I could think of a ton, but one of my favorites is "Boy that John Denver sure was full of s**t!"
And from Elf: "Does it have sugar in it, than YES!"
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!
Christmas Vacation is one of my all time faves.
"Why is the carpet all wet TODD" "I don't know MARGO"
"The Blessing!"
lol
And that scene in Swingers is hilarious! You're so money baby : )
Just one - no way
From Finding Nemo "I'm H2O intolerant"
From Johnny dangerously "fargiing icehole, son of a beach"
From Top Gun "Hey Goose, ya big stud, take me to bed or lose me forever"
From Boonedock Saints "I'll dip my nuts in marinara just so's you can get a taste of back home"
and here's your trivia: "Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."
I LOVE Christmas Vacation. We watch it with my parents and brothers every year on Christmas Eve and I laugh my ass off everytime like I've never seen it before.
Cause I'm procrastinating at work I've thought up some of my other (sometimes obscure) favs:
From What About Bob (yes, my family is obsessed with this movie so I know way too many lines):
Baby steps Bob.
Hi. I'm Bob. Would you knock me out.
Gimme, gimme, gimme. I need, I need I neeed.
There are two types of people in this world: Those who love Neil Diamond and those who don't. My ex-wife loved him.
Don't hassle me. I'm local.
Take a vacation from your problems.
Best In Show
God loves a terrier.
I have multiple ones from one movie the divine secrets of the ya ya sisterhood.
Teensy: [tersely] Go! Go home right now!Vivi: [shocked] Don't you talk to me like that. I'll knock you in the middle of next week!
Teensy: Then I will kick your sorry ass on Thursday. Now get in the goddamn car and go home!
[Vivi huffs at Teensy, then climbs into her car and slams the door]
Teensy: Piece of ***.
Sidda: I don't care if she was abducted by leprechauns and whacked over the head with their shillelagh sticks!
Vivi: [to herself, after Vivi discovers that Sidda is in Pecan Grove with the other Ya-Ya's] Oh, what a surprise! Look what the backstabbing, traitorous cats dragged in! Oh, look who it is! All my old EX-FRIENDS! And the biological fruit of my womb... that rotted!
Oh I loved that book and movie!!
From Christmas Vacation:
Eddie: Merry Christmas! Shitter's full!
Eddie: Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.
Frances: Talk about pissing your money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was.Audrey: He worked really hard, Grandma.
Art: So do washing machines.
Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey *** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ***! Where's the Tylenol?
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
'It's just a flesh wound" Really the whole scene with the black knight can make me laugh no matter how many times I see it. I also realized in my siggy pic in one of the pictures I have on pj pants with the black knight and it says "It's just a flesh wound" hehe dork
Edited due to pregnant brain
That's a great one too.
How about Vegas Vacation:
When Rusty gets his fake ID
You're Nick Pappagiorgio from Yuma Arizona.
When Clark and Ellen go looking for Rusty:
Oh, you must be lost. This is Mr. Pappagiorgio.
His name's not Pappagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student.
Clark and Eddie
Clark: Eddie, has anyone ever told you you're bad luck?
Eddie: Those were my mother's dying words. But I guess if your body is covered in third degree burns, and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy.
Zoolander
Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Zoolander: You can read minds?
"Here! Hit this! Go ahead, M'Lynn, slap her"
"Are you crazy, Clairee?"
"Hit her!!"
"Are you high?!"
"We'll sell t-shirts that say 'I Slapped Ouiser Boudreaux. Hit her! Ouiser, this is your chance to finally do something for your fellow man. Knock her lights out, M'Lynn!!!"
"Let go of meeee!"
"M'Lynn you just lost the chance of a lifetime- half of Chickapen Parish would give their eye teeth to take a whack of Ouiser."
Or
"You gonna hit this?"
"Oh, I appreciate it, but I promised my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides I got a pretty busy day tomorrow."
"Busy day? Doing what?"
"Well, um, a pretty nice little Saturday. Gonna go to Home Depot. Pick out some flooring, some wallpaper, maybe go to Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I don't know- might not have enough time."