Splashpad funny

DavezWife · July 2011

Obnoxious dad at splashpad just now: 'that your girl?

Me: yup.

ODaSP: your only?

Me: yup.

ODaSP: yeah, well she told me to tell u she wants a little sister.

Me: You buyin' ?

ODaSP: huh?

Me: Yep, I'm going to need you to cough up about 30K for that to happen.

ODaSP: geesh, can't I just buy you a drink?

futureMrs.Eanes · July 2011

LOL! Great exchange!

LoveMyGirlz · July 2011

Hilarious!

JustaKidAtHeart · July 2011

Awesome!

DavezWife · July 2011

lol, looking back at this now, i bet he thought i was a VERY expensive hooker. Snort. U guyz knew what i meant.

Germanwife2b · July 2011

I wish our children could be made by just "buying a drink" or drinking a drink. Man, wouldn't that be more fun?

futrkingsley · July 2011

Awesome. Was he trying to suggest you two make a kid TOGETHER?

DavezWife · July 2011

no idea. At first I was pissed, but he was just this yuckster making his rounds around the pad. I mean, he likely thought I was some raunchy mommy hoe, who's main clients are men who like tired overweight women wearing capris and a slightly dirty t-shirt. het het.