~TMI Tuesday~

Jo&Matt6609 · July 2011

sunshiny79 · July 2011

I want sex.

That is all.

tblauvelt · July 2011

I can't stop queefing. When I sit, stand, talk.. I'm like a walking beat boxer.

jellybeanmama0929 · July 2011

I was up at midnight last night eating homemade pickles my mom gave me....completely naked.

SwtPatato · July 2011

I was wearing a skirt yesterday. At the grocery store, I sneezed-peed/ and it went dripping down my leg. All I could think to do was to just pretend like nothing happened and kept walking to the nearest restroom. Don't judge me!

Azrayla · July 2011

tblauvelt:
I can't stop queefing. When I sit, stand, talk.. I'm like a walking beat boxer.

And it never ends.. I never did it till i had DD.. now its whenever I sit down pretty much..even after birth unfortunately. .

Okay well I'm embarrassed to type this out but I've been saving it since Wednesday..

H and I were having sexy time on Wednesday and he was doing his thing downtown and come my O things go normal.. generally I get over sensitive down there so I told him to stop and like usual he doesn't want to and keeps going then all of a sudden it feels like I peed everywhere..

Oh yeah it was classy.. it got in his mouth and he started spitting all over the place and I'm just in shock going "omg I peed?!" He jumps up and heads to the bathroom returning with a towel.. It didn't smell like pee.. he says it was the girl version of I'm sure you guessed but I don't know.. Its never happened before and I still swear I just peed on my H... now I fear allowing him there again..

womancake · July 2011

I woke DH up in the middle of the night last night and jumped him. I don't know what got into me. I do this approximately never, but we haven't been getting busy a lot lately, so I guess I needed it pretty bad.

Also, tblauvelt and azrayla, you both have me rolling on the floor (metaphorically speaking, of course. Because if I actually got down and rolled on the floor, I don't think I could get back up.).

veronicafvr · July 2011

Ahhh I am loving today's confessions!!!!

Azrayla, that is quite the talent you have! I always stop DH too because when I'm done I'm done and get super sensitive. Now I'm wondering if I let him keep going if I would turn into Niagra Falls as well. I guess I will have to wait til the end of the year to find out.

sunshiny79 · July 2011

womancake:
I woke DH up in the middle of the night last night and jumped him. I don't know what got into me. I do this approximately never, but we haven't been getting busy a lot lately, so I guess I needed it pretty bad.
Also, tblauvelt and azrayla, you both have me rolling on the floor (metaphorically speaking, of course. Because if I actually got down and rolled on the floor, I don't think I could get back up.).

I think I need to do this.

veronicafvr · July 2011

And FTR I am SO sick of hearing guys comparing queefing to farting like it is gross. It is NOT the same, it's just air, not gas. UGH!

cheezemonger · July 2011

Queefing! Genius ladies. Hats off!

My dog is all snuggly, and gassy this morning... I keep gagging. Dog farts are almost as bad as my pregnant lady farts. DH says I smell like a trucker (and he'd know).

dianamcu · July 2011

SwtPatato:
I was wearing a skirt yesterday. At the grocery store, I sneezed-peed/ and it went dripping down my leg. All I could think to do was to just pretend like nothing happened and kept walking to the nearest restroom. Don't judge me!

Sorry this happened to you...though it did make me laugh.

Jo&Matt6609 · July 2011

SwtPatato:
I was wearing a skirt yesterday. At the grocery store, I sneezed-peed/ and it went dripping down my leg. All I could think to do was to just pretend like nothing happened and kept walking to the nearest restroom. Don't judge me!

OMG, this just almost induced an asthma attack in me because I couldn't stop laughing!! Too fricken funny!

Jo&Matt6609 · July 2011

Azrayla:
tblauvelt:
I can't stop queefing. When I sit, stand, talk.. I'm like a walking beat boxer.
And it never ends.. I never did it till i had DD.. now its whenever I sit down pretty much..even after birth unfortunately. .

Okay well I'm embarrassed to type this out but I've been saving it since Wednesday..
H and I were having sexy time on Wednesday and he was doing his thing downtown and come my O things go normal.. generally I get over sensitive down there so I told him to stop and like usual he doesn't want to and keeps going then all of a sudden it feels like I peed everywhere..
Oh yeah it was classy.. it got in his mouth and he started spitting all over the place and I'm just in shock going "omg I peed?!" He jumps up and heads to the bathroom returning with a towel.. It didn't smell like pee.. he says it was the girl version of I'm sure you guessed but I don't know.. Its never happened before and I still swear I just peed on my H... now I fear allowing him there again..

You "squirted". It's that simple. Not that many women can do it, so you should be proud lol. Dh is waiting for the day that I can do it regularly. I've only been able to do it twice...Men and their desires!

Jo&Matt6609 · July 2011

sunshiny79:
womancake:
I woke DH up in the middle of the night last night and jumped him. I don't know what got into me. I do this approximately never, but we haven't been getting busy a lot lately, so I guess I needed it pretty bad.
Also, tblauvelt and azrayla, you both have me rolling on the floor (metaphorically speaking, of course. Because if I actually got down and rolled on the floor, I don't think I could get back up.).
I think I need to do this.

This is how I am where I am now I couldn't miss the opportunity - I was O'ing!

Azrayla · July 2011

Jo&Matt6609:
You "squirted". It's that simple. Not that many women can do it, so you should be proud lol. Dh is waiting for the day that I can do it regularly. I've only been able to do it twice...Men and their desires!

Lol you can keep the glory I am not a fan! I imagine thats what boys feel like their first time..H made an off comment "At least I know you enjoyed it!" I couldnt tell if he was proud or not..

amandabt · July 2011

First of all- You guys are killing me! There's a meeting going on outside my office and I just laughed so loud it got quiet out there... : )

MY TMI- Last week I went to lunch with the peeps in my office. When we got back, the mail man had been here and dropped the mail in the slot in our door. I was the first to enter the room so I bent down to pick up the mail and totally farted on everyone I work with that was standing behind me. I was so embarassed and mortified I just started laughing hysterically to the point of crying and thank God everyone else was right there laughing with me. (Were all really close) Oh. My. God. I no longer bend over to get the mail.

Amanda&EricB · July 2011

For some reason, I always have to poo first thing in the morning. So when DH's alarm goes off, I run in there (not literally of course) and I go. I can't help it, the urge is overwhelming.

So then DH goes in there after me and always yells "Do you have to do that EVERY morning?!?" LOL I spray afterwards, I can't help it though!

Jo&Matt6609 · July 2011

Azrayla:
Jo&Matt6609:
You "squirted". It's that simple. Not that many women can do it, so you should be proud lol. Dh is waiting for the day that I can do it regularly. I've only been able to do it twice...Men and their desires!

Lol you can keep the glory I am not a fan! I imagine thats what boys feel like their first time..H made an off comment "At least I know you enjoyed it!" I couldnt tell if he was proud or not..

Haha, why thank you! I guess my TMI will be related to this - My DH likes when girls can "squirt", and has found a bunch of "squirting" videos (yes, they exist!). And we even bought a porn-type video that teaches you how to "squirt". So I've been on this mission ever since DH expressed his interest (this was a few years ago). It finally happened when I wasn't trying about 2 months ago, and I was shocked. I soaked the sheets, and had to send DH a picture message showing him the "damage" I had done (Yes, I was alone )

tblauvelt · July 2011

Azrayla:
Jo&Matt6609:
You "squirted". It's that simple. Not that many women can do it, so you should be proud lol. Dh is waiting for the day that I can do it regularly. I've only been able to do it twice...Men and their desires!
Lol you can keep the glory I am not a fan! I imagine thats what boys feel like their first time..H made an off comment "At least I know you enjoyed it!" I couldnt tell if he was proud or not..

I also agree you squirted and am backing Jo up by saying you should be proud! This reminds me, I made it a point one night to make myself squirt while DH was out of town. 2 hours later... great success! I haven't been able to recreate it since

shelley1002 · July 2011

Jo&Matt6609:
Azrayla:
Jo&Matt6609:
You "squirted". It's that simple. Not that many women can do it, so you should be proud lol. Dh is waiting for the day that I can do it regularly. I've only been able to do it twice...Men and their desires!

Lol you can keep the glory I am not a fan! I imagine thats what boys feel like their first time..H made an off comment "At least I know you enjoyed it!" I couldnt tell if he was proud or not..

Haha, why thank you! I guess my TMI will be related to this - My DH likes when girls can "squirt", and has found a bunch of "squirting" videos (yes, they exist!). And we even bought a porn-type video that teaches you how to "squirt". So I've been on this mission ever since DH expressed his interest (this was a few years ago). It finally happened when I wasn't trying about 2 months ago, and I was shocked. I soaked the sheets, and had to send DH a picture message showing him the "damage" I had done (Yes, I was alone )

There is a category on YouPorn for these kinds of videos.

veronicafvr · July 2011

amandabt:
First of all- You guys are killing me! There's a meeting going on outside my office and I just laughed so loud it got quiet out there... : )

MY TMI- Last week I went to lunch with the peeps in my office. When we got back, the mail man had been here and dropped the mail in the slot in our door. I was the first to enter the room so I bent down to pick up the mail and totally farted on everyone I work with that was standing behind me. I was so embarassed and mortified I just started laughing hysterically to the point of crying and thank God everyone else was right there laughing with me. (Were all really close) Oh. My. God. I no longer bend over to get the mail.

OH MY GOSH! That is so embarassing!!! Got me laughing though lol. Seriously farting while bending over is like the funniest thing ever.

shelley1002 · July 2011

veronicafvr:
amandabt:

First of all- You guys are killing me! There's a meeting going on outside my office and I just laughed so loud it got quiet out there... : )

MY TMI- Last week I went to lunch with the peeps in my office. When we got back, the mail man had been here and dropped the mail in the slot in our door. I was the first to enter the room so I bent down to pick up the mail and totally farted on everyone I work with that was standing behind me. I was so embarassed and mortified I just started laughing hysterically to the point of crying and thank God everyone else was right there laughing with me. (Were all really close) Oh. My. God. I no longer bend over to get the mail.

OH MY GOSH! That is so embarassing!!! Got me laughing though lol. Seriously farting while bending over is like the funniest thing ever.

Have to agree with this. I almost peed my pants laughing.

Jo&Matt6609 · July 2011

shelley1002:
veronicafvr:
amandabt:

First of all- You guys are killing me! There's a meeting going on outside my office and I just laughed so loud it got quiet out there... : )

MY TMI- Last week I went to lunch with the peeps in my office. When we got back, the mail man had been here and dropped the mail in the slot in our door. I was the first to enter the room so I bent down to pick up the mail and totally farted on everyone I work with that was standing behind me. I was so embarassed and mortified I just started laughing hysterically to the point of crying and thank God everyone else was right there laughing with me. (Were all really close) Oh. My. God. I no longer bend over to get the mail.

OH MY GOSH! That is so embarassing!!! Got me laughing though lol. Seriously farting while bending over is like the funniest thing ever.

Have to agree with this. I almost peed my pants laughing.

Hysterical and mortifying! At least you're close with everyone that you all were able to laugh about it.

shelley1002 · July 2011

My TMI is not nearly as good as the ones so far. But my hemmorhoids are getting bad. After I pooped yesterday evening and after used a Tucks pad/wipe to help and it felt like there was a small bunch of grapes hanging out my rear end. I asked DH if there was a category in the Guiness Book of World Records for largest hemmorhoid because I could probably win that. Luckily this morning it was about half the size of last night. I cannot wait till after LO is born and I can get these things taken care of. I had them before getting pregnant but never anything like this. I'm terrified of how large they will get from pushing out LO. Indifferent

BlueEyedBoyMeetsABrownEyedGirl · July 2011

I was craving Dunkin Donuts hash browns on Friday. As I was getting them out of the bag to start eating them at my desk, I dropped the whole bag on the floor...and since I didn't want to have an ugly cry, I wiped them off and ate them anyway...knowing full well that the 5-second rule is a myth. Embarrassed

Jo&Matt6609 · July 2011

shelley1002:
Jo&Matt6609:
Azrayla:
Jo&Matt6609:
You "squirted". It's that simple. Not that many women can do it, so you should be proud lol. Dh is waiting for the day that I can do it regularly. I've only been able to do it twice...Men and their desires!

Lol you can keep the glory I am not a fan! I imagine thats what boys feel like their first time..H made an off comment "At least I know you enjoyed it!" I couldnt tell if he was proud or not..

Haha, why thank you! I guess my TMI will be related to this - My DH likes when girls can "squirt", and has found a bunch of "squirting" videos (yes, they exist!). And we even bought a porn-type video that teaches you how to "squirt". So I've been on this mission ever since DH expressed his interest (this was a few years ago). It finally happened when I wasn't trying about 2 months ago, and I was shocked. I soaked the sheets, and had to send DH a picture message showing him the "damage" I had done (Yes, I was alone )

There is a category on YouPorn for these kinds of videos.

Yes

emolm · July 2011

I am so uninterested in sex that it's not even amusing to me anymore.

dianamcu · July 2011

shelley1002:
My TMI is not nearly as good as the ones so far. But my hemmorhoids are getting bad. After I pooped yesterday evening and after used a Tucks pad/wipe to help and it felt like there was a small bunch of grapes hanging out my rear end. I asked DH if there was a category in the Guiness Book of World Records for largest hemmorhoid because I could probably win that. Luckily this morning it was about half the size of last night. I cannot wait till after LO is born and I can get these things taken care of. I had them before getting pregnant but never anything like this. I'm terrified of how large they will get from pushing out LO.

I've never had them before until a week or so ago, and they weren't bad/uncomfortable until Sunday. Now, I know my butt hole a little more than I like, but I'll do whatever it takes to get some relief! Hemorrhoids also feel like I have to poop all the time, but I don't - like a turtle sticking out my butt. Sad

Ms5586 · July 2011

ZOMG you ladies are killing me today! I think I've bitten off half of my tongue trying to not laugh out loud at work!!

I never post to TMI Tuesday usually what I would say people already have), but this week, I've got some!

1. My sister, BIL, and nephew were visiting. I had to poo, so I do, and spray (because i am RANK right now...i gag myself! and there's no blaming that one on the dog). So i sprayed my febreeze as usual, and my sister walks in and starts gagging and screaming at me! I was able to laugh and blame it on the baby

2. Yesterday I tried to climb out out DH's truck and got stuck...literally. One foot on the ground, the other stuck in the cab of the truck (I have no idea how that happened). TMI part - I was wearing a skirt, so any and all neighbors probably had a lovely flash of my panties. DH almost fell on the ground laughing, and I yelled at him for not helping me out of the truck - but I was laughing too.

solsburyhill · July 2011

Jo&Matt6609:
Azrayla:
Jo&Matt6609:
You "squirted". It's that simple. Not that many women can do it, so you should be proud lol. Dh is waiting for the day that I can do it regularly. I've only been able to do it twice...Men and their desires!

Lol you can keep the glory I am not a fan! I imagine thats what boys feel like their first time..H made an off comment "At least I know you enjoyed it!" I couldnt tell if he was proud or not..

Haha, why thank you! I guess my TMI will be related to this - My DH likes when girls can "squirt", and has found a bunch of "squirting" videos (yes, they exist!). And we even bought a porn-type video that teaches you how to "squirt". So I've been on this mission ever since DH expressed his interest (this was a few years ago). It finally happened when I wasn't trying about 2 months ago, and I was shocked. I soaked the sheets, and had to send DH a picture message showing him the "damage" I had done (Yes, I was alone )

'

Oh man, this is my favorite. Hilarious!!

shelley1002 · July 2011

dianamcu:

shelley1002:
My TMI is not nearly as good as the ones so far. But my hemmorhoids are getting bad. After I pooped yesterday evening and after used a Tucks pad/wipe to help and it felt like there was a small bunch of grapes hanging out my rear end. I asked DH if there was a category in the Guiness Book of World Records for largest hemmorhoid because I could probably win that. Luckily this morning it was about half the size of last night. I cannot wait till after LO is born and I can get these things taken care of. I had them before getting pregnant but never anything like this. I'm terrified of how large they will get from pushing out LO.

I've never had them before until a week or so ago, and they weren't bad/uncomfortable until Sunday. Now, I know my butt hole a little more than I like, but I'll do whatever it takes to get some relief! Hemorrhoids also feel like I have to poop all the time, but I don't - like a turtle sticking out my butt.

I don't have that feeling all the time, usually just when I am done pooping but feel like there's more. That's probably why they are so big, from trying to push out things that aren't there/don't need to come out.

Mine don't normally bother me except for the first 15-20 minutes after pooping. It's just knowing they are there that bothers me.

jennyhazz · July 2011

I don't have anything new to share this week aside from the ever present swamp crotch and crotch pain (sensing a theme here?), but just wanted to say that I laughed so hard at some of your posts that I choked on my fruit smoothie and some of it came out of my nose....owww and ewww at the same time Embarrassed

JBullock10 · July 2011

Jo&Matt6609:

Azrayla:
tblauvelt:
I can't stop queefing. When I sit, stand, talk.. I'm like a walking beat boxer.
And it never ends.. I never did it till i had DD.. now its whenever I sit down pretty much..even after birth unfortunately. .

Okay well I'm embarrassed to type this out but I've been saving it since Wednesday..
H and I were having sexy time on Wednesday and he was doing his thing downtown and come my O things go normal.. generally I get over sensitive down there so I told him to stop and like usual he doesn't want to and keeps going then all of a sudden it feels like I peed everywhere..
Oh yeah it was classy.. it got in his mouth and he started spitting all over the place and I'm just in shock going "omg I peed?!" He jumps up and heads to the bathroom returning with a towel.. It didn't smell like pee.. he says it was the girl version of I'm sure you guessed but I don't know.. Its never happened before and I still swear I just peed on my H... now I fear allowing him there again..

You "squirted". It's that simple. Not that many women can do it, so you should be proud lol. Dh is waiting for the day that I can do it regularly. I've only been able to do it twice...Men and their desires!

My TMI is that my DH has become oddly obsessed with this "squirting"..it started before we got preggo this time...it's gotten so bad that he recently went down on me for literally an hour straight trying to get me to do it..I honestly don't think I can lol..I wish I could..for him but after that little incident..it's not gunna happen lol

Azrayla · July 2011

Its posts like this that make me love you ladies.. that were so open with one another... I really wonder how many lurkers we get on tuesdays and fridays..

And since Tuesday isnt over Ill add.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o&ob=av3e ...

second time under a week!

dianamcu · July 2011

shelley1002:
dianamcu:

shelley1002:
My TMI is not nearly as good as the ones so far. But my hemmorhoids are getting bad. After I pooped yesterday evening and after used a Tucks pad/wipe to help and it felt like there was a small bunch of grapes hanging out my rear end. I asked DH if there was a category in the Guiness Book of World Records for largest hemmorhoid because I could probably win that. Luckily this morning it was about half the size of last night. I cannot wait till after LO is born and I can get these things taken care of. I had them before getting pregnant but never anything like this. I'm terrified of how large they will get from pushing out LO.

I've never had them before until a week or so ago, and they weren't bad/uncomfortable until Sunday. Now, I know my butt hole a little more than I like, but I'll do whatever it takes to get some relief! Hemorrhoids also feel like I have to poop all the time, but I don't - like a turtle sticking out my butt.

I don't have that feeling all the time, usually just when I am done pooping but feel like there's more. That's probably why they are so big, from trying to push out things that aren't there/don't need to come out.

Mine don't normally bother me except for the first 15-20 minutes after pooping. It's just knowing they are there that bothers me.

Turns out, I had a big BM, so I guess all the pressure was on the 'roids. I dunno, it's still not comfortable to sit and I hate if my butt checks squeeze together, so I know I'm walking funny.

Jo&Matt6609 · July 2011

Azrayla:
Its posts like this that make me love you ladies.. that were so open with one another... I really wonder how many lurkers we get on tuesdays and fridays..

And since Tuesday isnt over Ill add.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o&ob=av3e ... second time under a week!

Very nice!! I'm jealous though. Just know that.

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