October 2011 Moms

prebabyblog - the fun continues!

after all the fun hype about her blog on here yesterday I HAD to check it this morning - today's its an awesome post about being 12 weeks. Highlights include how she misses being thin (this under a picture where she looks borderline underweight) and how she can't play tennis anymore because between "balls flying everywhere" and the exertion it's "just not safe". im really enjoying this - cant...look...away!

https://prebabyblog.com/2011/07/12-weeks-beginning-of-2nd-trimester/

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Re: prebabyblog - the fun continues!

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  • Who is this girl?! Wow, she's definitely something.......

    It's like a car accident, you know you don't want to look at it, but you just can't resist!

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  • The baby refused to show its genitals?  The baby doesn't have genitals yet.  This girl is a dope.

    And her food aversions: sardines.  Um yeah... I'm averse to those anyway.

    Lastly...  did you notice the full name of the blog is "The Art of Making a Baby and Other War Stories"

    Wha?

  • I'm going to ask her to be a guest writer on the Oct mom blog. Is that mean?
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  • I feel like IF this is a real person, that she is only doing this to get on TV or something along those lines.
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  • mm. She doesn't understand what the point of going to the doctor every month is...
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  • The sad part is, I'm sure she thinks all the haters are just 'jealous'.

    Jealous of having my head up my arse? not so much!

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  • imagegkmacdon:

    after all the fun hype about her blog on here yesterday I HAD to check it this morning - today's its an awesome post about being 12 weeks. Highlights include how she misses being thin (this under a picture where she looks borderline underweight) and how she can't play tennis anymore because between "balls flying everywhere" and the exertion it's "just not safe". im really enjoying this - cant...look...away!

    https://prebabyblog.com/2011/07/12-weeks-beginning-of-2nd-trimester/

    "Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose."

    LOL. I try not to go to her blog because I don't want her to have any more hits, but I just can't resist the craziness. 

  •  I can only read a little of this crap at a time. I seriously get nauseous.

    She is still very underweight at 12 weeks. She's one of those girls who looks like a walking skeleton but pretends she looks fat for attention. You know like those girls in highschool? She doesn't even have a bump yet but pushes her belly out to make one.

    How in the hell do you stay in the house for that long? I guess we are all bad moms since our babies will have all kinds of problems from the germs we are exposing them too. Does she not know a baby can also have a weak immune system from never being exposed to anything? When the baby comes will it have to live in a bubble?

    As a pp said at 12 weeks there is no genitals. I also agree with IF she is a real person this is the most rediculous blog ever. The posed pictures of her and her husband are enough to make someone vomit!

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  • ooh AND someone posted this as a comment on one of her past entries:

    "Hello again! Thank you for this list and your speedy response to my question! I?ve been reading your blog since The Bump girls decided to act stupid with you (and thank goodness they acted so dumb or I wouldn?t have found you!!!!) but I never noticed the links on the top of the page! Thank you again for just being you, you have at least one follower in awe of your research and hoping to model my nutritional and life habits after yours."

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    too much!

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  • Part of me says she can't be real.  The other part says, I can't wait until she hits 38ish + weeks.
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  • Does anyone here watch Game of Thrones? I am getting some serious Goffrey vibes from her DH. If you haven't watched the show, Goffrey vibes are pretty indicative of "douchebag".
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  • I get so conflicted because I want to watch this trainwreck go down, but I know that everytime I look at her page she gets revenue for her ads. Maybe she isn't as dumb as she looks....
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  • imageludicrous:
    Part of me says she can't be real.  The other part says, I can't wait until she hits 38ish + weeks.

    THIS.  what a nut job.

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  • imagerubysue267:
    Does anyone here watch Game of Thrones? I am getting some serious Goffrey vibes from her DH. If you haven't watched the show, Goffrey vibes are pretty indicative of "douchebag".

    I was being nice yesterday when I said he looked like a tool.  In my head, the word "douche" came to mind.

    Here's a gem from her 11 Week post:

    We mentioned the Genital Tubercle Angle (a way to determine sex at 12-14 weeks at 98% accuracy), but our doc knew nothing about it and I don?t expect our tech to be familiar with it either, so oh well.

  • Oh how I desperately wish she didn't filter comments.... *sigh*

    And yeah- the ultrasound tech REFUSED to show you the genitals? YOU'RE 12 EFFING WEEKS YOU IDIOT!

  • imageLauriJean_2009:

    imagerubysue267:
    Does anyone here watch Game of Thrones? I am getting some serious Goffrey vibes from her DH. If you haven't watched the show, Goffrey vibes are pretty indicative of "douchebag".

    I was being nice yesterday when I said he looked like a tool.  In my head, the word "douche" came to mind.

    Here's a gem from her 11 Week post:

    We mentioned the Genital Tubercle Angle (a way to determine sex at 12-14 weeks at 98% accuracy), but our doc knew nothing about it and I don?t expect our tech to be familiar with it either, so oh well.

    Whiskey.Tango.Foxtrot.

    Right.....because she knows more than multiple medical professionals.

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  • imageLauriJean_2009:

    imagerubysue267:
    Does anyone here watch Game of Thrones? I am getting some serious Goffrey vibes from her DH. If you haven't watched the show, Goffrey vibes are pretty indicative of "douchebag".

    I was being nice yesterday when I said he looked like a tool.  In my head, the word "douche" came to mind.

    Here's a gem from her 11 Week post:

    We mentioned the Genital Tubercle Angle (a way to determine sex at 12-14 weeks at 98% accuracy), but our doc knew nothing about it and I don?t expect our tech to be familiar with it either, so oh well.

     

    LOL I didn't comment yesterday but I agree with the tool comment as well as those who suspect she is a bride of the mail-order variety. 

    Re: the genital tubercal angle, sounds like a fancy way for her to be all, "look how much smarter I am than my doc, guys! Rarely-used medical procedure IN YO FACE."

    What a pair of dillholes.

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  • this:

    "It helps that I work from home as it is, so all I?d have to give up is seeing my friends ( most of which live out of state) and having fun"

    (I am such a selfish B that I insist on having a little fun while I'm pregnant. So not ready for parenthood!)

    and this:

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    are KIIIIIIILING me

  • she looks crosseyed in that picture.
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  • O-M-Gosh. I hope she gets a hemorrhoid.

    Although if she did, she would'nt blog about that, since you know, her ass wouldnt be so perfecect anymore....

    *eye roll*

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  • imageBlue789:
    I get so conflicted because I want to watch this trainwreck go down, but I know that everytime I look at her page she gets revenue for her ads. Maybe she isn't as dumb as she looks....

    We're just encouraging the madness by directing hundreds of people to her site.  The best way to deal with shallow, narcissistic people is to ignore them and pretend they don't exist!!!

    I waste a lot of time on TB, but at least I learn something useful daily.  This is just time we waste being judgemental and snarky that we will never get back and karma can be a ***.

     

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  • imageellewoodsSC:

    imageBlue789:
    I get so conflicted because I want to watch this trainwreck go down, but I know that everytime I look at her page she gets revenue for her ads. Maybe she isn't as dumb as she looks....

    We're just encouraging the madness by directing hundreds of people to her site.  The best way to deal with shallow, narcissistic people is to ignore them and pretend they don't exist!!!

    I waste a lot of time on TB, but at least I learn something useful daily.  This is just time we waste being judgemental and snarky that we will never get back and karma can be a ***.

    *shrug*  I don't really need her to go away. Her blog provides me with lots of entertainment. I don't see anything wrong with laughing at someone else's stupidity especially since she's plastering it all over the web for people to see. Kind of like watching youtube videos of people falling down or walking into things - those are freaking hilarious and I don't wish I could get that time back after I laugh at them. It's fun!

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  • imagegkmacdon:
    imageellewoodsSC:

    imageBlue789:
    I get so conflicted because I want to watch this trainwreck go down, but I know that everytime I look at her page she gets revenue for her ads. Maybe she isn't as dumb as she looks....

    We're just encouraging the madness by directing hundreds of people to her site.  The best way to deal with shallow, narcissistic people is to ignore them and pretend they don't exist!!!

    I waste a lot of time on TB, but at least I learn something useful daily.  This is just time we waste being judgemental and snarky that we will never get back and karma can be a ***.

    *shrug*  I don't really need her to go away. Her blog provides me with lots of entertainment. I don't see anything wrong with laughing at someone else's stupidity especially since she's plastering it all over the web for people to see. Kind of like watching youtube videos of people falling down or walking into things - those are freaking hilarious and I don't wish I could get that time back after I laugh at them. It's fun!

    LOL I ditto this. I have a boring office job where I have way too much time to kill, and I enjoy witnessing her stupidity! Though I do agree with others that it's kind of bittersweet because we ARE just giving her more hits. But still, she's an idiot and it's fun to watch :)

  • imagetxbabs111:

    "Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose."

    LOL. I try not to go to her blog because I don't want her to have any more hits, but I just can't resist the craziness. 

    This made me LOL! Oh Clueless!

    And I so agree with her, she is becoming a huge blob of fat! I mean, soon she will have to wear shorts that are big enough to cover two a$$ cheeks.

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  • H and I are convinced that her husband is gay (not an issue) but that for some reason he can't just admit it and had to order her through the mail.
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  • imageBlue789:
    H and I are convinced that her husband is gay (not an issue) but that for some reason he can't just admit it and had to order her through the mail.

    This wouldnt surprise me! I mean, those bangs?! And the fact that he seems to be wearing foundation in half the pictures...

  • I can't take it. I just found this one where she's posing with someone else's baby, as if she's his mother. Soooo twisted.

    https://prebabyblog.com/2011/03/thoughts/

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  • imageBlue789:

    I can't take it. I just found this one where she's posing with someone else's baby, as if she's his mother. Soooo twisted.

    https://prebabyblog.com/2011/03/thoughts/

    aaaand i think the baby's waist is bigger than hers.

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  • No way in hell is she 130 something pounds.
  • so she takes her camera with her everywhere? My photog friends don't even do that. Someone should tell her that she looks exactly the same in her pre-baby and 12 week pics...she just might poop herself
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  • Our first ultrasound was a blog in the middle of the screen

    For someone who's such a perfectionist she might want to try proof reading.

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  • imageellewoodsSC:

    imageBlue789:
    I get so conflicted because I want to watch this trainwreck go down, but I know that everytime I look at her page she gets revenue for her ads. Maybe she isn't as dumb as she looks....

    We're just encouraging the madness by directing hundreds of people to her site.  The best way to deal with shallow, narcissistic people is to ignore them and pretend they don't exist!!!

    I waste a lot of time on TB, but at least I learn something useful daily.  This is just time we waste being judgemental and snarky that we will never get back and karma can be a ***.

     

    This.  Posts like this just fuel the fire and feed the ego.


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