BR-related TMI

stever · July 2011

We CD Mikey. It's hot so he's wearing shorts.

Today he took such a massive dump that there was a trail of poop from near the sofa, where he presumably pooped, and the dining table, where I was sitting when he told me about it.That's right, his poop fell through the gussets in his nappies, down his shorts and landed like a trail of breadcrumbs.

And he ate raisins yesterday! Ick!

PT can't come soon enough!!!

Strunella · July 2011

Maybe he was leaving a trail so he could find his way back? Smile

DH calls DS Sir Poopsalot. How do such small people poop so much?

robynlesley · July 2011

Eeuw! That's about as gross as my poop story (see my blog, link is the giraffe photo) from yesterday.

Toddler poop is icky.

BrideBuddies · July 2011

Lemme guess.. you have light colored carpets, too.

Our neighbor down the street does Crime Scene clean up. He's on our speed dial. I suggest you seek out someone like that in your town.

Oh.. and yesterday's cucumbers were this morning's diaper offering to me. Lovely.

MyPunkinPie · July 2011

BrideBuddies:
Lemme guess.. you have light colored carpets, too.

Our neighbor down the street does Crime Scene clean up. He's on our speed dial. I suggest you seek out someone like that in your town.

Oh.. and yesterday's cucumbers were this morning's diaper offering to me. Lovely.

Bwahahahahahaha!

Pesky · July 2011

could be worse. My sister's youngest DD, who is 3 weeks younger than DS took off her pullup, grabbed some of the poop, climbed up on her parents' bed, scooted on her bum over to her father's pillow where she sat and then dropped the poop on his arm. Yep. Trail of poop over the floor, ALL over the bedspread and pillow. She washed it. I would've burned them (not the kid, just the comforter).

Peppernut · July 2011

Ooooh, these stories are all so gross! Ew ew ew!

stever · July 2011

Pesky:
could be worse. My sister's youngest DD, who is 3 weeks younger than DS took off her pullup, grabbed some of the poop, climbed up on her parents' bed, scooted on her bum over to her father's pillow where she sat and then dropped the poop on his arm. Yep. Trail of poop over the floor, ALL over the bedspread and pillow. She washed it. I would've burned them (not the kid, just the comforter).

That is much, much worse.

gimmietimmies · July 2011

stever:
Pesky:
could be worse. My sister's youngest DD, who is 3 weeks younger than DS took off her pullup, grabbed some of the poop, climbed up on her parents' bed, scooted on her bum over to her father's pillow where she sat and then dropped the poop on his arm. Yep. Trail of poop over the floor, ALL over the bedspread and pillow. She washed it. I would've burned them (not the kid, just the comforter).
That is much, much worse.

ew ew ew ew! I haven't had a poop painter since L, who decorated everything within reach when he was 2 1/2 (and sleeping in a toddler bed). I hope S never becomes a Poop Picaso. Yuck.

gimmietimmies · July 2011

stever:
Pesky:
could be worse. My sister's youngest DD, who is 3 weeks younger than DS took off her pullup, grabbed some of the poop, climbed up on her parents' bed, scooted on her bum over to her father's pillow where she sat and then dropped the poop on his arm. Yep. Trail of poop over the floor, ALL over the bedspread and pillow. She washed it. I would've burned them (not the kid, just the comforter).
That is much, much worse.

ew ew ew ew! I haven't had a poop painter since L, who decorated everything within reach when he was 2 1/2 (and sleeping in a toddler bed). I hope S never becomes a Poop Picaso. Yuck.

vanverth · July 2011

Thank you all ever so much. I needed an out loud giggle today and these stories fit the bill.

Maggee206 · July 2011

Don't know if you shirtwoot or not, but there is a shirt "raisins ruin everything" I guess you can appreciate that.

Hope cleanup wasn;t too ugly (we just had a 5YO "accident" so I can sympathize).

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